"You have the right to suck my dick, motherfucker."
"We partied together man. You brought us Taco bell."
" Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!"
"Sometimes, I get a little angry, so suck a dick!"
"You are here because you some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus lookin' motherfuckers."
"You have the right to... remain an attorney..."
"Chemistry's the one with the shapes and shit, right?"
"You know what they do to handsome guy like me in prison. It rhymes with GRAPE."
"I am one gay black kid getting punched in the face away from a nervous breakdown."
"Are you ready for a lifetime of being absolutely badass motherfuckers?"
"It looks like I died in a car crash and you never got over me."
"I'm sorry, I just can't sometimes."
"I would choke the shit out of Glee if I could... if Glee was a person."
"I wasn't talking to you, big titties!"
"Alright, let's try that again and pretend you guys aren't weird."
"When did I get stabbed? That's awesome!"
"You know how Tom Cruise is always pissed off at Rainman? That's my life, except Brad is really shitty at math."
"You'll find yourself in prison. With a snorkel, duct-taped to the mouth. And me, shitting down that snorkel!"
"When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him. When I say shut the fuck up, I'm talking to you!"
"Let me check your chest...I mean test."
"The doctor thought I was gonna spontaneously grow a vagina."
"They don't serve vegan in prison, bitch."
"You guys called the cops to get your frisbee out of the pond?"
"Doves make you look bad-ass!"
