Some of Them Fought/It Was Horrible

I barely exist, I'm chronically ill, and I have no idea what I'm doing with my life. Stay chill. They/Them, 19 What is this blog? Politics, chronic illness, asexual, and also Saw and random murder posts, random fandoms, curating is for cowards.

[depressedcryptographer]

New DNI!!! *please read*

That’s right, don’t put any tubes in me. All you doctors out there, if intubation is the only way to sustain me, let me die. I don’t want a respiratory tube. Thank you for respecting my DNI.

[depressedcryptographer]

We get house centipedes. I know they’re so great for controlling the ants we get from my brother leaving his food to rot, but I cannot live with them because of some bad experiences with spiders as a kid. All the many-legged venomous critters are out for me. And I’m allergic to ants so I vacuum those up and put down glue traps and go into my brother’s room to clean rancid food on the rare occasions when he leaves. My parents leave infestation handling to me and I come home to a new one every school break. Anyway, bug problems side, I squish the centipedes with a shoe. I can’t stop myself from catchphrasing while I do so. It’s bad. I keep saying 80’s action hero/video game catchphrases. “Say goodnight.” “Finish him.” “Another for my collection.” “I’ll call you when it’s done *smack* it’s done.” “Hasta la vista, baby.” It’s so bad and I can’t stop delivering these lines almost involuntarily with heart-attack seriousness. Every time I squish a centipede or spider, I set off some dialogue from your dad’s favorite movie. It doesn’t work with ants, beetles, pill bugs, or millipedes. Only spiders and centipedes bring out that inner Arnold.

[clandestinewhore]

𝙹𝚘𝚑𝚗 𝚆𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜

[dogpuppy]

[depressedcryptographer]

I can’t criticize The Evil Dead. They gave us exactly what they advertised. The dead were indeed evil. No notes.

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[wanderestless]

still-warm banana bread on the folding table & my friend's gorgeous knife

[karagin22]

[karagin22]

[depressedcryptographer]

I hate people who feel the need to type how they talk. It’s not cute or quirky, I can see that you’re strong-arming autocorrect and grammar corrections and ignoring 60 different red lines just so that your emails can sound like your obnoxious voice “unforch” NO! I see the red line! I had to fight autocorrect just to type that! Why do you need to do that when “unfortunately” is right there! It’s not even that long to say in spoken context, you’re not saving any time, you’re just making yourself sound stupid! Put the G at the end of words! It’s “I am!” Spell things right! Listen to spell check! Whatever the fuck you sent me is not a word in the English language or any other language, it’s nonsense that vaguely phonetically sounds like a word you pronounce wrong! You are an adult, stop typing like a seven year old! Ahhhhhh!

[animentality]

[tapeworrmart]

It's Pride Month 🪚

(Based on the original ofc)

[depressedcryptographer]

Hear me out. Hear me out about Skinless Frank. I should definitely delete this but Hear Me Out.

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[depressedcryptographer]

Happy (late?) birthday!! I hope that you were able to at least get some peace

❤️ thanks! I got to build a lego and eat a cupcake, things only bother me if I let them, and right now, I’m going to drink tea and watch people get murdered for two hours and be unbothered by anything that weren’t wrong today.

[seekingstars]

HOW’S THAT HOUSE THAT RAISED YOU? - Lev St. Valentine

[depressedcryptographer]

It’s slightly troubling that I can follow every single one of this guy’s theories easily.