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vinriii

happy pride month!!!

harley doesn't understand but pierrot just wants to paint his tent rainbow trust me guys

destinysquared

HII DESTINYY

MAMA ME WANT MORE MOVIE

(More funny harlequin and pierrot headcannon and a bit of green apple please 👅👅👅)

>.< i can tryyyyyyy

GREEN APPLE HEDACANONS MORE:

---Harlequin has no shame. Even when Pierrot tries to get back at him for when the menace pinches his butt in public, or strokes his thigh during breakfast with their family, harlequin is completely chill if Pierrot just GRABS him during the middle of the day in a silly form of 'revenge'---if anything, he looks forward to it.

---Remember that old vine? You know the one.....here's how it'd go for them:

Harlequin: THat's gay.

Pierrot:.......we've been married for 10 years Harlequin.

---Pierrot's version of love often conflicts with Harlequin's. For one, Pierrot will try to make him paper flowers, or his favorite foods, etc. but when he receives almost nothing in return--he sulks and thinks he's doing something wrong. It isn't until Harlequin makes fun of the newest flower Pierrot has made for him and SEES that horribly dejected puppy dog face of his---that: "oh shit....my boyfriend likes me and is SHOWING me and i have to CARE?! NOW?! what?" ---later, Pierrot will find that Harlequin has cleaned all the dishes for him, did his chores, and even made the bed. Pierrot blinks when Jester tells him this, coming back to their shared tent to find the menace covered in grease and exhausted. It's a rare sentiment that Harlequin will almost never do again, but Pierrot kisses him on the forehead and climbs into bed with him while whispering: "I would have been satisfied if you let me tie you up, but this works too....thank you."

---Pierrot learns the hard way that Harlequin being 'mean' is his love language. He REALLY doesn't get it for a long time, but Doctor (who has known this fact for DECADES) finally explains it to the sweet puppy and then....he gives back in kind. Pierrot ends up tripping Harlequin when he's holding a bunch of cups, puts itching powder in his clothes, and, worst of all, puts something sweet in his spicy food. Harlequin is pissed at first, until he realizes WHY Pierrot is doing it. Now he wants to fuck him more than ever.

---Jester always puts them to work together because he knows they should fuck. Now that they are fucking, the two almost get NOTHING done and are often separated as a result. Pierrot occasionally begs Jester to let them work together again which only works 25% of the time.