Depressionly

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[sacred-portal]

[willowmilk]

me and the homies having good dental hygiene with the nine inch nails tooth brush

[eggzaki]

i wanna brush you like an enamel

[strange-aeons]

Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way definitely owns this

[catcups]

[midiport]

[fishingboatproceeds]

I really, really had to take a shit when this photo was being taken. Seconds later I relieved myself in a small potted plant.

[pendraegon]

you are not necessary to the broth. you give no nutrients to the broth. you do not season the broth. you bring no value to the broth. you are nothing.

[halloweentual]

[beardedmrbean]

[i-am-dulaman]

[dovewithscales]

That’s really sweet.

[blackbelles-world]

[niixell]

[samtheviking]

Both of these

[whitmerule]

[unbotheredmuse]

[assmart]

new sport: one handed embroidery. because if i stop petting my dog we'll both die.

[assmart]

there's no one else to pet her. i'm the only one here to take on this burden

[assmart]

[variegated-fairywren]

how the fuck did you take THAT photo

[assmart]

you people are making this harder than it needs to be smh

[auraquartzsystem]

Why is there a camera on your CEILING

[assmart]

it's a phone.

[epic2222]

And why do you have 3 phones?

[assmart]

i'm an aspiring problem.

[catasters]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[ruinedchildhood]

[zorasalazars-remade]

Hey just asking, I know youre genderfluid but are you also trans since you use the he pronoun? I'm transphobic and just wanted to get clarification if I should follow you?

this is THE funniest fucking ask ive ever gotten. oh my god

[catilinas]

tumblr university is OUT tumblr monastery is IN brother tumblrinus is painstakingly copying out the most interesting prev tags on a manuscript of vergil until the abbot calls him out for not making his proto-gothic script accessible enough and also for his heresies

[catilinas]

new tumblr logo just dropped

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Watching the new drew gooden video with the "$5 a month" earbuds that you can't own no matter how much you pay and they'll remotely deactivate the earbuds if you stop paying for the subscription and I think we literally need to kill companies before they start having subscription models for physical items they can deactivate

[harveyonmain-deactivated2024120]

reblogging with this addition from @heedra because all y'all need to see this

[strawberryedibles]

[id: #important to remember that this is already the norm for ppl with certain medical implants and devices #its far more urgent than u think]

[maykitz]

that episode of pokemon where team rocket joins a beach beauty contest and james participates in a tiny bikini and has giant boobs. what did they mean by that

[maykitz]

what were they trying to say

[tache-noire]

binder game off the fuckin charts in uniform