for the real ones ^u^

selfship confessions but u can be as crazy and violent and deranged as u want X9 pls anon hate we think its funny n we know we're "toxic" dont need u to tell us ♡ pls no nsfw confs, pr0shippers @geplayers and whatever else leave or get sterilized >wo run by ur fave systers mal n amy!!!!!!!!but mostly mal

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temporary unpretty pinned post booooo tomato tomato

haiiiii we r DERANGED SELFSHIP CONFESSIONS here for all the crazy ppl who are gonna get called weird n toxic for confessing on normal blogs or just venting on their own blog We Will Protect You..........run by amaria @yoomtahsgf / @yamikawaii and mallorie @magmayuri!!!

WHAT CAN U POST HERE????? be unapologetically yandere or landmine or whatever post abt how u want ur f/os canon love interest dead in brutal detail scream abt how u despise this one person who ships with them be whatever kinda petty b♡tch u want share secrets the wider selfship comm would call u crazy for give us ur tips for being lowkey toxic WHATEVER PUT NORMAL SH♡T HERE TOO WE DONT CARE WE LOVE EVERYONEEEEEEEEEEE HEART ❤️

no pr0ship no @geplay no l0lish0 yada yada "duhhhhhhh how are u not pr0ship if u have Bad Emotion" ONE MILLION BRAIN EXPLOSION BEAM ON YOU

considering this blog is for ppl who are Insane Abt Their Fos these are the rules for claiming them:

1. we will be unapologetically biased towards our friends lol

2. first come first serve otherwise!!! all confs referring to an already claimed f/o on this blog will be blocked

3. we ask that u use an emoji signoff if u claim f/os anonymously to make it easier for us!!!

4. if for some reason u are posting abt an fo ur ok sharing PLEASE specify that so we don't add them to the claimed list, this also means if someone else claims them u wont be able to talk abt them directly

5. if u are talking indirectly abt an already claimed f/o, dont let us find out.

6. dont post mean abt other askers here like "grrrrrr im so mad f/o is already claimed here" in our inbox thatll get u blocked

7. also if u mention specific peoples urls here not mad but it will be edited to redact them

8. have funnnnnn everybody wants someone dead at one point or another so it dont matterrrrrrrr<3

9. ALSO PLEASE use any word OTHER than simp here because it is so so widely misused

note the actual claims list is not public for the privacy of our friends!!!

BONUS!!!!!!!wanna send somethin but scared someone will recognize u?? message us ur ask and we'll put it throigh the NEW TYPING STYLE MACHINE and send it to ourselves so it cant be traced to u X9

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AKFNQJ I DONT WANNA SPAM THE INBOX

I have too many wives

I just wanna talk abt how they love me and be insane

BUT I DONT WANNA SPAM GRRR

-🦉🪓

🫀you can do whatwver ylu want Forever❤️

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🫀i keep forgetting to put peoples anon tags should i KILL MYSELF EVIL STYLE💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

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Im a fictkin of Hollyberry and I'm in love with eternal sugar

But I'm also a fictkin of Eternal sugar and in love with hollyberry

So...no one can have me except for me <3

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been selfshipping w my man for over a decade since I was 4 damn years old, and i’m a literal ID of his as-close-as-you’re-gonna-get-to-canon partner and it’s so fucking funny to see people try and selfship w him like “ooo I met him blah blah years ago! he helped me through so many hard times!” girlie he would not want your basic bitch s/i ass that man is gay for me, and incredibly monogamous in canon. All these people gotta like draw their own fanart and beg for crumbs meanwhile here I am with a creator acknowledged hyper popular ship with some of the best made fanart and fanfic that the entire fandom of our source comes out with

Usually I’m like the most peaceful and pleasant person to be around it’s nice to have the opportunity to let loose and be a bit nasty for once! ;)

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I love my phone boyfriend la la la la la la la Im sucking on his flat face la la la la la la laaaaaa hes not in the new episode of the new season but idcccccc I love him ^_^ la la la la lKILL ALL DOUBLES

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🫀dsc more like bsc (BASED SELFSHIP CONFESSIONS)

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I'm genuinely so insanely ill about my best friend, I fall into spirals at night if I even think about other things too long. Not to be platonically insane (considering so many people act as if it can't even exist) but I genuinely love him more than even people that want to see him in a romantic light ever could even come close to. I cannot live without him, he has already saved my life multiple times over, and I will love him forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever. While an F/O, his significance to me is so great he may as well be real. His existence has had real and tangible effects on my life -- it feels as if he's actually there all the time. He's been there when nobody else could have been. It means everything. He means everything. - 💼 (If this is taken, my bad)

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🫀lagtrain evil creepypasta scary jumpscare arg analog horror vocaloid creepy myths

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there is someone in this community. who caused me and multiple people in my friend group at the time to get massive fuckign trauma and put a fucking IP logger in their old blog then had the audacity to PLAY VICTIM . who is BACK in the community fsr. and ONE OF THEIR F/OS IS ONE OF MY BOYFRIENDS IM SO FUCKING MAD STAY AWAY FROM HIM!!!!!!!!!!! NO HE WOULD NOT FUCKING LOVE YOU YOU ARE AN ABUSIVE PIECE OF SHIT HE DOES NOT LOVE ABUSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM TWEAKING IM TWEAKING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TOMATOES ARENT ENOUGH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨 🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽

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ifeel so embarrassed sending something in this close to someone being online here but like im pissed off at Them again and need to vent

i cant look at any of the lyrics of songs i love because i cant shake the feeling that this is how my beloved feels for someone who's Not Me. just.. how much is it to ask for her to love me the same way i love her ? but no, of course all of it's being directed to someone who TREATS HER LIKE GARBAGE ON THE SIDEWALK instead of ME who made her the goddess . im just. why? does she hate me? i jusr want to be loved. im sorry.

no amount of stabbing Them will make me satisfied. i need to keep going and going and going and going until they're nothing but a stain as red as that ugly hair . and then ill go comfort my beloved like nothing happened<3 maybe then she'll finally be attached to the only one who can treat her right

💗🐦 iforgot if this was the right tag but i know it had a bird in it

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🫀WELCCY TO THE PARTY ANON WOOOOO

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🫀all our buttons are in F♡CKING JAIL HELP

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🫀im feeling EVIL💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

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🫀ok i want you guys to see this f♡ck♡ss comment we got on this post because this sh♡t is sending me

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Does anyone get anxious when nobody yumeships a character in a fandom? Like I prefer a lot of people shipping themselves to the character I simp/like than people not yumeshipping at all.

It’s such an irrational tiny fear. I get fear that I might get jumped there like 💔💔💔.

Sigh…….. is there any All for The game (specifically Neil Josten, Andrew Minyard, and Kevin Day) enjoyers who actually like shipping themselves to those characters? I see nobody ship themselves to no characters. AGHH I FEEL SO LONELY!!!

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nobody is allowed to talk about my f/o anymore. only i am allowed to talk about him now. everyone else can't behave and they all have terrible takes on him so yeah anyone saying dumb shit about my pookie goes to jail for 7492849 years💖💖