deredere diaries

too kawaii to live, too broke to afford a coffin im aready my own nightmare. do your worst. you don't scare me anymore . 24/genderfluid/queer af

[re-unknown]

civil version tho.

[melonmemes]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

so the fact remains that jeff goldblum played the grandmaster with absolute peak perfection and absolutely no other mcu performance can top that, which is just a fact, but it means that either jeff goldblum has this fantastically nuanced understanding of this character who is incredibly ancient and powerful but still ultimately a silly hedonist OR he just rolled up to thor ragnarok like ‘i’m jeff goldblum and i’m gonna be playing jeff goldblum’ and fuckin nailed it

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

the fact that they actually wrote the role for him makes it even better because that means the execs were like “who should play one of the most powerful characters we’ve ever had, the ruler of an entire planet, who is more ancient and knowledgable than a literal god, and decides the lives and deaths of countless individuals” and the conclusion they came to was “jeff goldblum in a sparkly gold bathrobe” 

[sailorslowbro]

Stranger Things s3 prediction:

The Monster™: *physically shows up*

Joyce Byers:

[overblush]

why did the fray go off so hard in how to save a life?

[how-hufflepuff]

So we could cry when they lose patients on doctor shows

[omegaverse]

overwatch medieval au

junkrat is carrying the plague

and soon you will die

[manicpixiedickgirl]

you need to change something for it to be an au

[devinchee]

Do you guys ever see your pet sleeping by you and just think holy shit holy shit this little animal feels safe enough and trusts me enough to be near me and fall asleep near me and just how fucking cool is that

[saasu-deactivated20260112]

♥ ♥ ♥

[originalcriminal]

the deadliest mass shooting in US history was committed by a white american. never forget that.

[factcheckfaerie]

Actually the worst mass shooting was at wounded knee so stop trying to pretend that this is a race issue when you don’t have your facts straight

[sjwforeverhonest]

that was literally white colonizers murdering native americans (you know, nonwhites)

thx for proving OP’s point even more

[reflectiondetonation]

this is one of the funniest exchanges i’ve ever had

[lokispriestess-deactivated20181]

“The deadliest mass shooting in american history was committed by a white person”

“You’re wrong, the deadliest mass shooting in american history was committed by white people”

[dephus]

Just in case you need to be reminded:

don’t check up on your ex partner don’t check up on your ex friend don’t do it

it is not productive; you are better than that.

[behemothesque]

One of the things about mental illness I wish was addressed more is when there’s finally a period where you’re happy you feel deeply uncomfortable and feel the need to sabotage it for yourself

[mothmanninspace]

me, having an actual meltdown: hmmm faking it

[derederediaries]

me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

[feilusiana]

[lesbianrey]

every single lesbian has fought through heteronormativity and self-doubt before realizing they were lesbians. if you’re questioning and leaning towards lesbianism, and it feels like everyone else always “knew” their sexuality, it’s simply not true. there’s nothing wrong with you for being unsure or scared or frightened. we were all there once and it’s all okay.

[sailormoonreblogs]

[hurt-suggestions-blog]

Maybe I’m rushing this. Maybe I rush everything. I think i’m doing what feels right, but maybe i move at a pace just slightly faster than the rest of the world, so that even as I build something strong, it falls apart because of the friction.