attracted to evil with a side of hubris

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[simpfiles]

in other words, hold my hand in other words, darling, kiss me

just another self shipping / nsfw sideblog― xian, 21+, he/him ―i write reader inserts and sometimes take requests. dark themes will be present, everything on this blog is meant to be self indulgent, reality means nothing to me. more info below the cut.

― VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.     blog content is potentially triggering & not suitable for minors. i like noncon and other unsavory things. nothing is off limits if it’s interesting/hot to me. all posts will be tagged according in a “_____ tw” format.

― REQUESTS.    always welcomed but never guaranteed. i answer based on interest and free time. i rarely do sequels to requests unless it’s a concept i’m vibing with. to do list.

― MASTERLISTS

ao3 || arcane ||  fmab || smiling friends

― SIMP FILES

Arcane: Silco || ship DC: Riddler Dishonor: Kirin Jindosh FMAB: Solf J Kimblee || ship KATAOW: Jamack Osomatsu-San: Karamatsu Smiling Friends: Alan Star Wars: General Hux || ship TMA: Elias Bouchard || ship

― OTHER TAGS memes mentions otp others’ ocs/ships personal posts self shipping thirst

[magicat1337]

I need an agent smith x reader fanfic where he fucking ASSIMILATES the reader. Like it’s absolutely fucking disgusting how bad i want to read something where the reader is turned into agent smith. I’ve only seen one fic with this that I never bookmarked.

WHERE IS OUR READER GETTING TURNED INTO AN AGENT SMITH CLONE FANFICS????

[mlarayoukai-archive]

(affirming myself in the mirror) if that fictional man was real he would fuck you. He would fuck you. You're his exact type. If he saw you he'd get a boner instantly. He would fuck you he would fu

[doveywovy]

its so sad when a fanfic trope initially centered around noncon/dubcon gets popular enough that it turns into a watered down extremely consensual healthy-relationship version of it

as retribution i think i'm going to start taking vanilla tropes and making them noncon. the barista is putting roofies in the coffee. there's only one bed and the other guy is getting chained to the radiator. there's no social or legal protections for assault within soulmate matches

[johnnyvalance]

hating on x reader fics is genuinely like. so weird to me .wowww someone wants to imagine dating a fictional character. wow someone did the mortal sin of pretending their fav loves them.. boo fucking hoo people are dying

[simpfiles]

There’s something so sexy about weak men. Like—yeah man of power are sexy in their own right but give me this just average nothing special, low self esteem guy and I’ll bone him

[simpfiles]

It’s all about that admiration. Debase yourself for me

[riddlcr]

:3c

[simpfiles]

get him off my post

[chillyfemme]

nonchalance turns me off so badly. give me obsession on the brink of depravity or give me nothing

[starburst-selfship]

TFW ur lightener girlfriend is super heat sensitive and can’t be out in hot and humid weather for more than 15 minutes

Bonus sketch under the cut/the sequel image

[simpfiles]

is the fic hellfire gone i was revisiting in ao3 and the link wasn’t working :(((

the site i was using to host it went under and i don't have the original files anymore because my computer got corrupted a few years back 😭😭😭

[cashmerecorey]

what horror trope would you fall for

wouldn't having a clone be so cool tho…

ai is so useful! i love robots! surely they will never turn on me

hmmm. well i think the house is cheap enough to excuse the brutal murders

oh i got bit by a zombie. it’s probably fine. i think i’ll just ignore it

i’m lost and this super hot freak is inviting me into their castle

i’m gonna summon a demon with my besties it’s gonna be so fun

hey guys we’ll cover way more ground if we split up

the cursed amulet

YOU FORGOT ONE (tell me in notes!)

Voting ended onApr 23, 2025

[simpfiles]

i love evil characters. i'm not talking morally grey or evil but with standards, i mean straight up the worst possible people out there evil

i love when they do evil things. i think it's incredibly sexy of them

i wish they'd do evil things to me

[aherdofbees]

[simpfiles]

Some of y’all are so soulless and boring. “Can’t imagine dating a fictional character bc I personally have nothing to add to the narrative” sounds like a skill problem.

“I wouldn’t date the fictional characters I love bc they’re horrible people” lmao it’s fiction? Who cares??

[simpfiles]

'i rather kill my favs than kiss them. ' shut up. everyone knows that love and hate are two sides of the same coin. ur not special

[simpfiles]

Some of y’all are so soulless and boring. “Can’t imagine dating a fictional character bc I personally have nothing to add to the narrative” sounds like a skill problem.

“I wouldn’t date the fictional characters I love bc they’re horrible people” lmao it’s fiction? Who cares??

[girlmostlikely]

Old men are soooo sweet especially the ones who are better at hiding at how much they wanna fuck you. Like you know what Herbert you’re not like the other perverts.

[simpfiles]

There’s something so sexy about weak men. Like—yeah man of power are sexy in their own right but give me this just average nothing special, low self esteem guy and I’ll bone him

[simpfiles]

It’s all about that admiration. Debase yourself for me

[silcozaunite]

can I interest you in a man of power who unravels into a pathetic baby girl

[simpfiles]

they're different flavors of deliciousness

[simpfiles]

There’s something so sexy about weak men. Like—yeah man of power are sexy in their own right but give me this just average nothing special, low self esteem guy and I’ll bone him

[simpfiles]

It’s all about that admiration. Debase yourself for me