Derek Goffard

Hey stinky sluts! 27 || He/Him || rude & nasty AF DUHH! || ||The son of the rich man Mr. Goffard/ My father|| 18+ ONLY so minors piss off ugh!!

[derekgoffard666]

HELP I SWEAR I AINT DEAD- :,D

[derekgoffard666]

:3

3:<

[derekgoffard666]

get ready to be impregnated boy 👅

NO NO NO HELL NO GET AWAY!

[derekgoffard666]

hey pookie are you my pinkie toe cuz your small cute and I'm gonna smash you into the table later😼

retire from flirting for 185 years ight..

[derekgoffard666]

Cute :3

I AINT CUTE!

[derekgoffard666]

If you guys had to stay in the desert with me and my gang XP

what is the first and last step you would do? And why?

[screamindemon0]

Eyyy, I'm 21 now!! Which means I can drink n stuff! The Goffard brothers and Birdie were kind enough to celebrate this special day with me 🥳🎉✨

@horriblengrossstories is birdie btw 🐦

[derekgoffard666]

AH SHIT! SORRY IM LATE! HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY 👑👑

[screamindemon0]

aww ty derek! i promise i'll give you an extra slice of cake if you promise you won't bite me again :3

[derekgoffard666]

hmmm..fine I’ll stop biting.. >:( just give me some cake too

[derekgoffard666]

Why weren't you on Tumblr for 2 weeks 😭😭😭 I missed you so much 😭😭😭

❤️❤️❤️❤️

I’ve been very busy with other important works since summer was over

[zhenyagoffard]

Commission from @wrigglerzs

[derekgoffard666]

I don’t have nothing to type with this one—

[screamindemon0]

Eyyy, I'm 21 now!! Which means I can drink n stuff! The Goffard brothers and Birdie were kind enough to celebrate this special day with me 🥳🎉✨

@horriblengrossstories is birdie btw 🐦

[derekgoffard666]

AH SHIT! SORRY IM LATE! HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY 👑👑

[horriblengrossstories]

Birdie, I present you a cursed image I made

The same person.

I have 2 with jojo siwa turned into Derek

...derek is more Ryan...but i sew your vision, also pls don't show me the jojo ones. They make me upset.

Still...snort.

-Birdie 🐦

[derekgoffard666]

GET OUT OF MY FUCKIN FACE

[adam666phoenix]

I hate himmm but I love him

[derekgoffard666]

and is that even me?!

[niklikesfish]

WHO SAID FIRE IN THE HOLE??!!! 😭

I wanted to practice making his face more expressive idk 🥀

[derekgoffard666]

FIRE IN THE HOLE BABYYYYYY!!!😝😝😝😝💥💥💥💥💥💥

[derekgoffard666]

If i started humping ur leg randomly then came on it –

Would you call the cops ᜊ(꒪ˊ꒳ˋ꒪)ᜊ!!! ( say no please!!! I cant go back to jail 😿 )

📞”911? Yep it’s her again..”

[derekgoffard666]

you are mine now 😈❤️😘

and who the fuck gave you permission to do that?

[derekgoffard666]

Draws a penis on your cheek.

💙.

HELL NAH

[derekgoffard666]

Is this your passport photo?

YO STOP!