#dereksvacation

Sports Writer. Houston TX to Miami FL.

[ruinedchildhood]

[spitefulcake]

[sunkissedcactus-deactivated2019]

Billy Madison (1995)

“Man, I’m glad I called that guy!”

[latenightalaska]

instead of all those cheesy bullying posters around school we should just post this

[dereksvacation]

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[dereksvacation]

My favorite person.

[lagonegirl]

[dereksvacation]

[prekrasnoe-mgnovenie]

[onetiredotter]

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

[probablynappingtbh]

HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT

[kimpossibooty]

This man is a guardian of the galaxy

[jykinturah]

you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[zio-masada-deactivated20190511]

This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things

[bwarch-deactivated20181211]

Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have fun with it.

This dude is also banned from said tournament because this photoset got so popular and it was considered insulting to the players…….

A true martyr.

[6-anung-un-rama-6]

The look in his eyes is majestic.

[unbitrium]

I feel like he’s a tour guide in a meninist museum who hates his job

[yungcrybby-anonymousbosch666]

he got banned for this too.

he was just telling the truth. conspiracy!

[sloth-king-deactivated20190616]

Your sacrifice for rustling my jimmies are dearly noted brother. May the base God bless you for eternity.

[mamasynth-deactivated20160730]

Our hero returns.

[brokebackboys]

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[dereksvacation]

10 years ago. A 19 year old rebel.

[dereksvacation]

#gameofthrones #trump #clinton

[dereksvacation]

#commentsectioncomedy lol everybody brings up no ceilings when arguing about lil Wayne.

[pettylifepresident]

How you have the gall and the nerve to comment on someone’s sexual assault story and say, “I’ve done my research and your story not adding up”?

Like come on Detective Dipshit, let’s see what you found via social media and not through true discovery.

Some times y'all can be the WORST type of niggas man. The fucking worst.

[pettylifepresident]

How you feel when you have weed in a public place… #TheStrugglesofAHighNigga #teamdreadhead #TEAMSOUR