der_Muslischale_26

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[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[plagued-roses]

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

[thaumbody]

here we go again

reblogging the golden potato

hoping it will work

that my life will get a perk

[angelwings-crossbowstrings]

Always reblog the potato.

[wreneddieilysm]

Rebloged.

[chiara-hotel]

lowkey need luck rn 🙏🥔🥔🥔

[lifequixotics]

Potato of luck make my Japanese test go well

[jurisnow]

potato of luck

[deceasedcardinal]

[mochimeat]

Here we goooooo. My first fandom writing on Tumblr!!! This one's for @dermuslischale26! I found this prompt to be so cute!! I only did Mitsuya, Chifuyu, Mikey, and Baji for now but this is so cute I'm working on a few more.

No real TWs, there's a little cussing and some extremely slight violence and maybe some period typical sexism in Bajis if you REALLY squint. Idk if those are even considered TWs. (⁠・⁠–⁠・⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

Fem reader. These lean slightly more romantic but I left it pretty vague for the most part.

I hope you like it! And if you do, please like and reblog (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

Toman with a reader who embroiders!

Mitsuya

-Mitsuya loves the flair that your embroidery brings to your look. He definitely notices it immediately the first time he sees you and is instantly drawn to the intricate detailing and liveliness of it.

-The first time he sees you, you're walking home in your uniform; You had added pretty details to the collar and hem of your skirt.

-He stops you just to ask about the embroidery; Who did it? What was the inspiration? The stitching on it is really so lovely and neat and that's a REALLY good fishbone stitch and. Oh? You did that yourself?

-When you tell him that you did it yourself, he studies you a bit and says, "That's some great work, would you be willing to show me how you did that? Unless it's a secret." He shoots you that playful smile of his and hopes that if it is a secret, you'd be willing to share it with him.

-He asks you if you want to grab a coffee so he can pick your brain about your embroidery but he didn't count on how easily the two of you would get on. Now he's down bad. Whoops.

-He ends up asking you to come by the sewing club to demonstrate your amazing techniques.

-High key loves the subtle rebellion of you embroidering your uniform. He asks you to do his school uniform and loves it so much he asks you to do his Toman uniform as well. He could do it himself but he just loves your embroidery that much.

-Mikey immediately clocks the new details on Mitsuyas jacket. "Oi, Mitsuya, what the hell's with the flowers?" Mitsuya just smiles and shakes his head.

-If you join Toman, he will absolutely encourage you to embroider your uniform as well. Low key hopes you'll do it in a similar design to his jacket so you two can match.

-He wants you two to have a visual bond, something that shows your connection but also low key shows that you're his. He worries about you being around delinquents and hopes that the association will deter others from bothering you.

-At some point he witnesses you gut punch a guy who got a little too bold and started touching your clothes without permission. He worries less now (but he still loves that you two are visually bonded).

Chifuyu

-Unlike Mitsuya, I don't think Chifuyu would notice the embroidery immediately. He doesn't really concern himself with other people unless he has a reason to.

-And he doesn't notice, until you literally bump into each other on your way home and he knocks you over. His initial reaction is, "Hey! Watch where you're going you idiot!" It takes him a few seconds to take you in before he corrects himself and helps you up.

-It's when he reaches for your hand that he notices the pretty embroidery along your sleeves and collar.

-"What kind of uniform is that..?" He doesn't mean to be so blunt, it just takes him off guard for a second. When you explain that you embroidered your uniform yourself he suddenly becomes interested. He notoriously doesn't follow the dress code himself.

-You tell him a little bit about why you embroider your clothes, about how it adds style and personality to something as restricted as your uniform. About how it adds a little magic.

-He short circuits for a second when he thinks about how absolutely ✨Shoujo Protagonist✨ that is. Now he's Very interested.

-He probably forms some very idealized notions about you at first and it makes him giddy. He tries so hard to act nonchalant about it but he's staring at you with big eyes while he asks you if you can teach him how to embroider a dragon. You agree while chuckling to yourself about his boyish antics.

-This is how you two become close, meeting up after school and between Toman meetings to teach him to embroider. This often turns into him getting frustrated and just asking you to embroider something on his clothes while he watches and you two mindlessly chat about the latest manga or the latest antics he and his friends have gotten into. He's elated that you two get along so well.

-Definitely puppy dog eyes you into embroidering a collar for Peke J.

-Chifuyu wears the things you've embroidered for him like a mark of pride.

-He's sold on you completely at this point, but it's not until you two are out and some wanna-be gang boys get a little too rowdy and "accidentally" rip the sweater you just finished embroidering for Chifuyu and you sucker punch the guy in the mouth that Chifuyu decides he's going to marry you one day.

Mikey

-Honestly he isn't tuned in to these kinds of things enough to notice your embroidery right off the bat. He's always a little lost in his own world.

-He does notice, however, when a teacher pulls you aside to scold you for "defacing" your uniform, and you are completely unbothered about it. He definitely notices when you show up the next day with even more embroidery along the sleeves and collar of your shirt.

-This amuses him greatly. It gets even better when he notices that other girls in your class start showing up with your embroidery on their own clothing. You've started a small rebellion, the teachers are exasperated, and Mikey is delighted.

-You meet him on the roof one day. You're looking for a quiet place to do some embroidery and he's taking a cat nap in the sun without a care in the world. You honestly don't even realize he's on the roof with you until he jump scares you and you pop him in the mouth.

-"Huh?? Do you realize who you just hit..?" He tries to be intimidating just to see your reaction, but you kind of just... Stare at him like he has two heads. He chuckles and situates himself near you, far enough that you don't get uncomfortable but close enough that he can watch you.

-And he does; Says nothing and just sits there watching you with that cat-like look in his eyes, munching on taiyaki that seems to have spawned from thin air. You eye him warily but go back to your stitching. A short while passes in silence that is weird but somehow not uncomfortable. Somehow you can tell he doesn't mean any harm.

-Eventually, he pipes up between mouthfuls of his treat, "I was wondering how you did that, s'kinda cool." He tentatively scooches closer and continues, "How do you know where each part goes? Is there a pattern?" This sparks up a conversation, Mikey asking how things work and you giving short but patient answers.

-It dawns on Mikey that watching you work felt similar to watching Shinichiro work on his bikes. Suddenly his curiosity about you turns into... Something else. Being around you comforts him in a way that he doesn't get enough of.

-Mikey doesn't always show up to class, but somehow he's always waiting for you on the roof at lunchtime. This pattern of him watching you and small conversations goes on for a while.

-One day, Mikey comes barging into your classroom in the middle of a lecture. He leads you outside and hands you a helmet, "Come on, there's some people I want you to meet". Then he hops on his bike and just stares at you expectantly.

-You hesitate but ultimately hop on behind him and wrap your arms around his waist for stability. His grin widens just a bit at that, and when he looks down and sees the embroidery on the cuffs of your sleeves, that comforting feeling hits him in the chest.

-You two tear down the road on his precious CB250T, headed towards Musashi Shrine, although you have no idea where he's taking you, but you've come to trust him and so you hang on for the ride.

-Mikey wonders to himself if introducing you to the rest of Toman is a good idea, but he wants you to be friends with his friends as well, so he hits the throttle and speeds towards your destination. When you pull up at the steps, a group of delinquents is waiting and appraising you with mixed looks of surprise and skepticism.

-This is how you met the rest of Toman, Mikeys family, and to his absolute delight, you get on with most of them terrifically. The idea of you joining Toman pops into Mikeys head, he knows that you can throw a punch and you don't respond to intimidation, and he can't help the little smile that spreads on his face when he thinks about you, too, being a part of his little found family.

-When you get your own gang uniform, Mikey encourages you to embroider in the empty spaces. He gets you to embroider something similar along the hem of his jacket.

Baji

-Baji notices you in class, notices the little flowers and details on your uniform, but he honestly couldn't care less about how you decorate yourself. Girls are always doing extra things like, he thinks to himself.

-He's seen you get chewed out by teachers for breaking the dress code and respects your rebellion and self identity, but other than that? You're just another classmate.

-That is, until he's desperate. He's way behind on his homework and arrives to class early to try and cram it in, and is panicking when you walk in. You two are the only ones there that early, and he assumes that you must be trying to catch up too, until he sees you pull out a needle, some thread, and a shirt from your bag. That's when he gets An Idea.

-He sits and watches you for a while, if only because his pride stops him from asking anybody for help, but eventually he gathers his things and plops down (rather aggressively) at the desk next to you. He leans over and through gritted teeth asks you, "Hey. You uh, finished last nights homework?"

-You regard him for a second, slicked back hair and thick glasses, though with an edge to him that makes him seem out of place. You're a little irritated that he interrupted your embroidering, but eventually you respond, "Yeah, I finished it. Why?"

-He sighs. In relief or frustration, you don't know.

"Look, I've been going through this damn textbook all night and I still can't figure this part out. Any way you could... help me with that?" He's really hoping you'll just give him your work to copy (if he sees the right answer he can write it down and he'll definitely remember it for the future, for sure. Definitely). That notion dies quickly when he sees you reach for his textbook and look up a certain chapter.

-Begrudgingly he listens as you point out the relevant passage and explain how to get the answer from that. Unfortunately, he can't keep his mind from wandering and that's when he really gets a look at the stitch work on your shirt. He lets his eyes wander until he notices that you've stopped talking.

-Suddenly, you smack him upside the back of his head so hard that he swears he loses vision for a couple seconds.

"Exactly where do you think you're looking?” You give him a pointed look and it dawns on him that it seems like he's staring at your chest.

He scowls at you, "What the hell was that for?! I wasn't doing anything dirty! I was just looking at that stuff on your shirt, damn!"

-You blink at him and realize he's talking about the embroidery. He continues, "Are you gonna give me the answer or what? I don't have the fucking time for this". You raise your eyebrow at him and he goes on to explain how he was struggling with this subject and how he couldn't let himself be held back again. 'Again?', you think.

-You can't help but stifle a little chuckle at this, and before he can get up in arms about it, you hand him your homework to copy and offer to help him study after school. He seems to accept this as he takes the paper from you and gets to work, and you go back to your embroidery. He finds that he can't help but look up and watch you do your thing. When a group of students come in just a little too loud he shouts, "SHUT IT. She's trying to fucking focus." Your hand stills a little bit when you realize he said 'she' and not 'I'm'.

-Class ends and you meet Baji in the library. He's already set up with his textbook open and his notebook out, so you sit next to him and point out a chapter, telling him to read it and then write a summary of what he's read, explaining that you'll go back and read his writing to see what's he's missed or misunderstood.

-Baji gets to work while you pull out a needle and thread and start embroidering while you wait for him to finish. And again, he finds himself distracted by the way you work the thread and how abstract lines and shapes turn into flowers. He stops what he's doing and starts asking you questions about it. You scold him lightly for getting distracted, but you answer his questions and can't help but notice how his eyes light up like he's solving a puzzle.

-These library meet ups continue, just you embroidering and Baji trying to study while not getting distracted by your pretty flowers. This turns into hanging out after school, the banter between you two flowing surprisingly easily as you get to know more about each other. You're shocked when you see the glasses come off and his hair down. 'Oh no, he's hot'.

-It's during one of these after school hangouts that Baji is hit with a realization. He likes having you around. He likes watching you work and hearing about your thought process. He likes you.

-Eventually he asks you to embroider his jacket. "Something cool though!", he insists. You're surprised when he pulls out a bosozoku uniform, but you embroider flowers anyway, and he wears it without a second thought.

-After hearing enough questions and comments from the rest of Toman, he drags you to a meeting intending for you to deal with those questions instead. What he didn't expect was you getting along with them so well. He was hesitant to get you involved with his gang life, but when you end up joining Toman after a shocking display of putting a disrespectful member in his place, he finds that all he feels is pride. Pride in you and pride in the flowers you gave him. He absolutely starts showing you off.

[kxsagi]

OH YOU ALL ARE SO SWEET AND CARING 🥹🥹🥹

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL OF THE SWEET MESSAGES REGARDING MY SITUATION!!! i am definitely implementing everyone's advice, but here is one thing i want to make clear: i promise that i am good at boundaries, but my ex deserves a clear verbal warning before i file the restraining order.

if he ever comes up to me and talks to me again, i will make it loud and concise that if he keeps up this behavior, i WILL file a restraining order against him. if he doesn't back off, he pretty much asked for it after that.

in his head, he's delusional right? so he's not gonna think that i'm being serious. but he at least deserves a warning instead of having to go through the trouble of legal officials (police) randomly showing up to his house one day to let him know someone filed a restraining order against him.

as for updates, i brought my boy best friend to the gym today with me and yes, my ex was there. he didn't come up to me, but he FUCKING. LEFT. A. HANDWRITTEN. LETTER. IN. MY. CAR. DOOR. HANDLE.

here y'all can read it because fucking hell atp

and i will be careful and cautious and carrying pepper spray and alerting loved ones of my whereabouts and situation at all times and all of those safety things <3

[dermuslischale26]

ok this is NOT funny anymore!

Get help! (You and him)

Go and get self defense classes to beat that mf if nessecary,go to the police and tell him that he isn't poetic and that he should better his handwriting, because I could only reas every second word or had to guess it!

In Germany the slogan of the police is:"dein Freund und Helfe" wich means:"your friend and help" so go and call them!!

Like girl stop worrying your pretty head about him and sent him to jail or just teach him a lesson

Either beat him up or call the police (preferably both)

[dermuslischale26]

Riko from knb

I've noticed that riko is an overall pretty person,but in the anime noone ever tells her that.

Meanwhile the boys are flustered and blushing with every other women just because they have a bigger chest.

And the only thing that Is said to her about her Beauty is either from her father (in a very weird way) or that she is FLAT.which isnt true, because her chest are there,just a little smaller...

But I am low-key sorry for her, because she is pretty,but gets treated like she isn't.And if I was her I would have noticed how the boys act around all the other women and how they act around me.

And momoi always saying something about her chest makes me like her(momoi) even less.

I just started the third season,so idk if she is going to get called pretty at least once...

Update!!!

I am almost finished with the third episode and she still wasn't really called pretty, expect that she is.

I think that it's super cool of her to still be confident about herself,as I know that many woundt be,maybe not even myself

[dermuslischale26]

Just realised: *You

[dermuslischale26]

[timeslipcamp]

this morning while half asleep at work i was thinking about an american transfer ghoul. like luca but just. also stereotypically american and so so annoying. middle of america born and raised, his accent carries over into his japanese. asks haku where to warsh his clothes, "we don't even say the word like that how are you saying that with your mouth".

gets so excited about the diner and finally getting a good cheeseburger and then has the worst day of his life when he sees what they look like

his name is josh smith (there were three people named that at my high school) and he cant kneel properly in the hotarubi teahouse. teaches them the phrase criss cross applesauce. he gets sorted into vagastrom almost instantaneously and no one is surprised except the sinostra ghouls who wanted him. he gives haru a gun because he packed an extra. surprisingly good with jabberwocks anomalies because "my pa had a possum problem they arent so bad just gotta grab em like this"

[vioventures]

i am in love with him. gimme more. tell me he tells a sinostra guy he's holding his gun wrong

[timeslipcamp]

im so torn between him having impeccable gun technique or the lazy ease of someone whos done it a thousand times wrong and still made the shot. either way he corrects the sinostra guy and also tells him he has to hold his pinky in the air for better aim (hes lying)

asks sho where the wawa is. "what?" the wawa dude. oh maybe its just a bucees? "a what??" what about dairy queen then? every town has a dairy queen. "the sky king comes like, once a year, dude" the hell is a sky king

introduces ren to fortnite and they play on their phones together. rens like "thank god theres someone else normal here" and then finds josh putting ketchup on his noodles and constantly asking for ranch at the diner

[vioventures]

he orders a Burger from sho and well, they just become increasingly exasperated with each other "You obviously never had a REAL American Burger, lemme show you-" "stay out of my kitchen" they only almost take it to the Pit

[timeslipcamp]

just wait until they get into casseroles/hot dishes. he keeps trying to get him to deep fry everything. man you havent lived until youve had a deep fried oreo. sho, for the sake of discovery, goes along with it, but draws the line at turduckens

[dermuslischale26]

and he(the American ghoul) also is the only one who really listens to MC,but more in an "Aha!" Way.He goes to her to ask about how things work in the school and stuff and she is almost qually confused.

And the American brings out a little more chaos in our girl.That would be my personal highlight

Or just anything with Mc.

[dermuslischale26]

Loving someone can be hard,

Like taking care of a plant or flower

it is one of the reasons they might still be alive but if you water a flower to much it can drown

Like some people drown in too much love.

If you aren't careful you might destroy a plant or person you once loved

some water thier plants to much and those die,so those people stop taking care of plants in general

Because they already had enough dieing at thier hands

But they don't know that out there is a flower that might need all the love and care they can give

[dermuslischale26]

Pablo from blue lock

in blue lock Pablo is interduced as Argentinean and I had a chat with my father just now and he mentioned that in Argentina when you sit in a café (as an example) and someone walks by and you like something about them you just go:"ey yo!🫵 I like your ___!" And either they thank you and go on about Thier day or maybe you will have a short chat.🤗

So I am thinking...if he's from Argentina would he be like that too? 🧐

Imagine this!! Reader is a blue lock manager and he walks up to her or just shouts from the other side of the field:"yo🫵! Nice ass!" And just turns around and acts like nothing happened and everything is fine,since he is used to it.

I think it would be funny and kinda fitting.

(my father also told me that in spane it's the same and that they express ALL emotions very clearly->if someones angry they just shout at eachother in the middle of the Street till it's over and everythings fine)

Maybe the Spain characters would be like that too 🤔

Thx for listening/reading my rant ❤️🫵

[dermuslischale26]

Requests

My things with requests is,that I just have TOO MANY!! I am overflowing with ideas,but I have noone to ask.💀I already asked two writers to write my ideas (headcanon) down and one of them already has two. But I have even more....So many that I now started to save them in my notes app,so that I won't forget them 😭💀

So if any of you are writers with no ideas,please text me.I have to many😶‍🌫️

I currently have ideas for:

-Tokyo revengers(8 requests currently)

-Blue lock(6 requests currently)

-haikyuu(6 requests currently)

Some are dubble(e.g. a request for two of those fandoms)

So if your 🫵 a writer with no Ideas just text "✌️" in the comments and what fandom you would like and I can text you a request/idea ❤️

[dermuslischale26]

Kaisers German

Everytime someone uses German for kaiser (like a few words) I always feel so intelligent,just because I understand them

->I am literally BORN German,but it feels nice to understand them

So does anyone who is German/speaks it feels like that too or is it just me?

[dermuslischale26]

this little guy here is supposed to be a frog 🐸 I made myself (only the eyes are missing) and I just realised that it's kinda like the "Mittwochs Frosch"->wednesday frog

I mean the pose fits ☝️🧚‍♀️

[dermuslischale26]

i Just bought the Tokyo Revengers manga and I couldn't be happier!! I finished the anime,but they only animated till the tenjiku arc and not what comes after it,so I can read it now!! ✨🧚‍♀️🤭🥳🤩