the life of a derp.

i'm pretty awesome.

[derpasaurusrexx]

Haven't been on here in ages.

Guess we'll try it again. 😊

[canvaspaintings]

[tetenuko-deactivated20250618]

I do gud job.

[doggykittyeverywhere]

[cummy-eyelids]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

[nomenu]

[lolfactory]

[gilmoregirlsquotes]

[untexting]

How am I supposed to be productive when Netflix just automatically plays the next episode for you?

[just-shower-thoughts]

You never fully appreciate being able to breathe out of both nostrils until one is plugged

[artifuls]

Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™

-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip -everything men tell you is a lie -store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand -pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones -don’t lie to your doctor -seriously don’t -at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life -you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one) -you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time -people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude -never underestimate the power of new underwear

[weloveshortvideos]

Always coming back

[bey]

Date someone who you could have fun at the grocery store with

[masklayer]

[tzarvolver]

I raise you

[guitarbeard]

Ante up

[iguanamouth]

hey

[loquaciouswug]

i have no idea why this made me laugh so hard.

[mysharona1987]

[vanillycake]

what would be your ideal superpower and how would you use it

[snowqueens]

[farinurlaubofficial-deactivated]

i love this cos it makes it sound like the dog made the rainbow. im so proud of her

[stability]