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they/them super baddie

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going crazy

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been selling hella on my depop 🙌🙌🙌 #got my money up

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is 2hollis a tumblr sexyman yet

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no i don't touch my card at the mall why do you ask

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if i was native to scotland during the time of kilts i'd roll the hem up and let me sack billow about

[sleepyteabug8]

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FUCK all you who are tryna take my hashtag

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never reconsidered my tattoo-less solely-piercing existence so fast

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drunk as fuck commenting under my maternal grandma's facebook post from 2015 with tears in my eyes over never being in the same room as all my family again

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powerful & corrupted dom x social activist brat trope never fails to get me hooked on a show

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my hamster escaped and I found her in the closet i dont need a DNA test anymore

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date everything except it's vape everything and all the boys have different flavors

i call mango i think he'd be a sassy latin firefighter

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Let her try apricot, she got mad when i gave her only a small part

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greedy cute

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did every girl get a manual when they were born

they forgot mine

and NO this doesnt count

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making new friends after moving from far away is like showing up to a party late because your invitation had a typo

seems like everyone got here early... all huddled in circles... i'll find A Cat

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i need mango lemonade from the farmers market near my house i suck that shit down and i shrink really tiny and run as fast as i can until i slip & slide into a sidewalk Crack and absolutely EXPLODE into MEAT CHUNKS when i grow back to normal

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i lay on my best friends new carpets with a headache and a burning passion to do it all again