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 Hey there I'm Sam, I'm 15, and I never fucking learned how to read

[shitboy96]

Reblog this and put your old urls (or as many as u can remember) in the tags

[nadiahilker]

i’m gonna post this and seven seconds later someone is gonna pop in my ask box like SHIT THAT’S WHERE I KNOW YOU FROM

[chandra-nalaar]

people who think cis is an acronym crack me up

[flavoracle]

As a cishet male, it took me a long time to realize that just meant “cisgender heterosexual.”

But if we’re talking acronyms, it could have accurately stood for “cargo-included shorts / hides emotions terribly” as well.

[chandra-nalaar]

we can forgive you for not knowing what cishet is but cargo shorts? that is too far

[flavoracle]

I’m hoping to get a pardon due to extenuating circumstances on this one.

You see, as a white cishet guy who regularly shaves off all my hair, wearing cargo shorts is about the most overt way I can think of to broadcast to everyone in the vicinity:

DO NOT BE ALARMED! THIS HUGE NERD IS OBVIOUSLY NOT A SKINHEAD!

[wristmilk]

wait… what does trans stand for then?

[flavoracle]

They stand for each other and for a world without fear

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

Flavoracle definitely has a third eye and it’s wide open honey

[prettyandtrained2kill]

[crtter]

Another post sent to us by god himself

[drum-fed-deactivated20190804]

@mynipplesarehuge

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

special ordered them from the bank

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

[laurajameskinney]

thats…thats $100, right? 

[rabeimwald]

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

[lizzykasters]

Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the answers keep getting worse better

[pawesome-but-pawful]

Guys it’s 50$.

what the hell.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

honey no

[fracturedsunbeams]

This post is getting progressively worse and I love it with a passion 

[30-minute-memes]

I Hear That’s Good

[eddis-not-eeddis]

This is me with every single friend I currently posses. 

[keybladesoras]

Broken Chidi!

[theyellowbrickroad]

[kiixiies]

so glad we’re finally getting accurate lesbian representation in the media

[fyeahspiderman]

#he’s doing his best bonus:

[theequeerstrian]

I can’t reblog without these tags? These are an integral part of the post.

[radiqueer]

weird how I became a much more compassionate and accepting person when I realised that drug addiction is the symptom of a problem and not the problem in itself

[radiqueer]

you also start to realise just how much the War On Drugs was actually a war against the poor, against survivors, against trans people, against sex workers, against the mentally ill and the disabled, against PoC, against queers, against the homeless. how much of it was a government manufactured ploy to sell violence against the marginalized as violence against addiction, as if addiction was not a symptom of systemic abuse.

[lines-and-edges]

It’s true and you should say it.

[eternalgirlscout]

me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet

tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*

concrete: *cracks*

tony, whispering: what the fuck.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like-

peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes

tony:??????

[aberrantemotion]

Bruce: OH SO RADIATION MADE ME A HULKING, MINDLESS MONSTROSITY , BUT IF YOU PUT IT IN A SPIDER, YOU GET FUCKING WEBSHOOTERS IN YOUR HANDS, AND CAN LIFT OVER TEN FUCKING TONS!?!?!?

[hotboyproblems]

i’m not crying you’re crying

[the-grand-elusa]

They’re…. They’re scene

[kaineiguess]

“What changed your mind?”

“You did, Eddie”

[powerfulwizard]

You know the “fortnite dances” as people are referring to are like, all popular dances from hip hop artists that were taken without credit, acknowledgement, or royalties right?

[stopstopstopstopstopp-deactivat]

Black artists specifically

[birbots]

Almost every single one of them were thought of by black people and artists, then fortnite trademarked then without credit. This is literally cultural appropriation.

[carnivalsofsilverfish]

I dunno if they trademarked them but they ABSOLUTELY monetized them with no royalties paid out. Like I still don’t support bothering little kids over Fortnite dances or whatever the fuck but check this out:

What Fortnite's Dance Emotes May Owe To The Black Artists Who Created Them

One of the many purchasable dance emotes in Fortnite is from Snoop Dogg’s “Drop It Like It’s Hot.” It’s called the Tidy Emote, and

[bitbats]

Even the dance that is often classified as THE Fortnite dance was straight up stolen from black actor and performer, Donald Faison. He improvised the dance for an episode of Scrubs in 2006.

https://twitter.com/donald_faison/status/980313196551532545

[milky-katzchen]

They straight up stole from blocboy JB and he called them out

[renthony]

My dad: “So if your pronouns are they and them, how should I refer to you when I brag about you? My daughter? My son?”

Me: “Mom’s just been calling me her kid or her child.”

My dad: “I shall call you…my Eldest Spawn.”

[lescretia]

i dont know if yall knew this, but theres a picture of griffin crying with a gun too

[cool-eevee]

FIGHT

[pancakesarescary]

Theyre shooting travis

[abbf26]

theory: fortnite dancing is good for kids

reasoning: for a lot of kids exercise is boring. fortine dancing isnt

other reasoning: theyre fucking children and controversially i think fun should be allowed

[sleepchokin]

Also: it’s funny and at a moment’s notice they are trained and ready to throw down