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30, She/Her, Florida (💀) At least my Ass is fat 😘

[i-am-a-fish]

I don't want to be negative but I do think we need to kill some of these people

[winged-thinged]

You have to let people love you. You have to let people get to know you. You have to let people help you. Being so completely selfless that you try to erase yourself off the face of the planet and never ask for anything and reject everybody's offers of support makes you very hard to love! Unfortunately. Emptying yourself out of everything that makes you, you is not actually what your loved ones want from you, generally. They want to make you happy! They will be so so sad if you don't give them the chance. It's not all selfish. I promise.

[winged-thinged]

Oh god oh no people are reblogging this again without the context that it's speaking back against the Christian teaching that love is abnegation and that true love means emptying yourself of your own desires, suffering, and submitting yourself to death, even death on a cross.

[liberalsarecool]

"That’s what makes Zohran Mamdani’s election in New York so unsettling to the old order. New York City is not just another municipality; it’s a sovereign-scale entity. Its population surpasses 38 states. Its metropolitan GDP trails only Texas and California.

It is, by any metric, a small country masquerading as a city.

It governs more lives and more wealth than most nations. If democratic socialism — housing reform, public banking, equitable taxation — functions here, it obliterates the myth that such governance can’t work at scale. The fear isn’t ideological. It’s empirical. Because if Mamdani can keep the lights on, reduce homelessness, and maintain economic growth without catering to Wall Street, then the capitalist gospel collapses under its own dead weight.

What terrifies the establishment isn’t failure. It’s feasibility.

If it works in New York, there’s no reason it can’t work in Nebraska. If it works in Queens, it can work in Kansas City. And once proof exists, belief becomes irrelevant. The ship of democracy, fully refitted, will keep sailing — and no one can claim it isn’t American."

- Jackie Summers

[shittysawtraps]

it’s fine if you’re not a fan of the gore or the moral judgement or the absolution through self harm thing, but you have to admit that jigsaw did kind of go off with the contraptions

[shittysawtraps]

one thing about the saw movies is that there are doohickeys in there

[queensuggar]

Bro was just what happens if Doofenschmirtz had less technical knowhow and more hate in his heart.

[rustedachilles]

Peter in Gotham fic but it’s a soulmate AU. Jason Todd never had a soulmate mark and it contributed to him feeling abandoned by a society that praises them so heavily and Peter who was always surrounded by so much love but still had cursed Parker luck who thought he was better off without one. Then after the events of No Way Home, Peter classically shifts to the DC universe and is surprised when he feels the supposed burn of getting a soulmate mark. Meanwhile Jason Todd is pissed to wakeup to the same burning feeling.

PLEASE WRITERS I CALL TO YOU 🙏🏽

[rustedachilles]

FINE I’LL DO IT MYSELF:

Peter’s soulmark rests over his heart, the placement is meant to represent how Peter is scared to give 100% of his heart to anyone due to his “Parker Luck”. Everyone he has loved and let know all of him has either died or no longer remembers him. This placement shows how he doesn’t have to be scared to let his soulmate see and know all of him.

The mark has a soft robin that’s flying and curving around the bottom of a bright red star at the very center. Curving around the top of the star is the skeleton of a bird that Peter assumes is also a robin. It looks like the birds are engaging in a dance with each other with this red star at the very center of their lives. Peter can’t help but look at the skeleton of the bird in fear, wondering if this is to show his soulmate’s fate now that he’s stuck with Peter Parker. He can’t stop the feeling of awe when the bird's wings gently flutter in time with the shimmering of the red star.

Jason marks the inside of his wrist, right over his pulse point to represent his forced detachment from others and the space he tries to put between his friends and family. This shows his soulmate will be a grounding presence and will also help him bridge the gap he put between himself and others.

The mark is a spider that gently cuffs his wrist, the body of the spider rests right over his pulse point and the legs cuff around the back of his wrist sitting loose in a way to show support but not restricting him. The spider has an hourglass on its abdomen similar to a black widow symboll but instead of being red the hourglass seems to shimmer with moving stardust at the top of the hourglass that slowly falls onto the spiderweb that is in the bottom of the symbol. Spiders are patient hunters and the hourglass represents that his soulmate will have the patience and dedication to help Jason and take care of him but Jason can’t help to think that it means his time with a soulmate is limited.

I’M NOT A WRITER!!! This has just been living inside my head since my original post and I thought it would be fun to share some more of the AU with people :)

[queensuggar]

EEEEEEEEE I love this I can see it so clearly in my mind's eye!

[guerrillatech]

[segamascott]

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

[itsstillstrega]

Me: He's just my poor little baby girl

He: *is a full grown adult man*

[mintchocolatechimp]

Visit Original Link

Original tweet: (x)

[hachama]

[thel1ghtningthief]

bringing this one out of the comments cause. yeah.

[depsidase]

[pitbolshevik]

tumblr user with an encyclopedic knowledge of homestuck blames the fact that they dont know where Venezuela is because of the American public school system

[pitbolshevik]

tumblr user who jokes about how they love reading random wikipedia articles for fun suddenly incapable of googling "where is nigeria located"

[pitbolshevik]

i literally have both adhd and autism and still know other countries exist. find a new fucking excuse.

[azhdarchidae]

you guys should Not be looking at this post and going "haw haw thats literally me!!!" have some shame. dont go around bragging that you dont care about the world around you. stop making excuses for your ignorance and literally just start looking up intros to geography. its not cute to be full grown adults bragging about how you dont care about anything outside the usa borders because it "doesnt affect you". white people are fucking embarrassing

[queensuggar]

Yesterday I found myself on threads (fully an accident I swear) arguing with a dude about why getting defensive over "I hate men" comments is missing the point when virtually every woman is at best two degrees of separation from a victim of domestic violence.

Today I found out that my baby brother has been arrested on domestic violence aggravated assault and kidnapping charges against his former gf. There's video evidence.

Definitely not how I wanted to be proven right.

[theconcealedweapon]

[queensuggar]

My dream is that JKR is remembered with the same fondness as Margaret Thatcher. Is she the origin of all anti Trans sentiment, of course not, but for all the measurable harm she's caused her gravesite should be a public restroom.

[theconcealedweapon]

[donutsbagels]

Okay I JUST realized I never posted these on here—- BUT BASICALLY, about a year and a half ago I started doing these experimental black hairstyle posts that were threads long on Twitter, to give artists a source of inspo for their black ocs whose hair they wanted to try something new with! There’s more to black hair than just the selected styles portrayed in media, and I thought it would be fun to show people how much texture, shape, fades, length, and style can be combined when drawing black hair—-cause it’s a kind of manipulation our hair can do irl! The OG thread from when I made these a year ago were lost with the hacking of my original Twitter account (@/bagels_donuts) but I’ve since reuploaded the whole thread to my new Twitter (@/ItsDonutsFR)! I hope artists on tumblr find these useful, sorry it took me so long to post them here😭🙏🏾 I’ll upload them all in parts!

Part 1: Long masc hairstyles + playing with fades

Post by @donutsbagels · 7 images

💬 2  🔁 715  ❤️ 1008 · Part 2: shape, style, and length with femme styles!

[thestuffedalligator]

This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for

[vivaciousarcanist]

not so fast, in the review of gusteau’s anton ego compares gusteau to chef boyardee or hector boiardi with a tone implying that boyardee is dead and in history

given that gusteau died shortly after this and the will takes 2 years after death

assuming that ego’s review was the same year that boiardi died then the absolute EARLIEST the movie can take place is 1987

and about the incredibles, when looking for the scene with the newspaper i stumbled across this

a headline from 2002, and given that lawsuits generally take a while and september to december is really quick for the banning of supers so let’s say they were banned in mid 2003, at the EARLIEST incredibles can take place in 2018, with ratatouille taking place sometime in between 2003 and 2018

assuming that was a mistake, thunderhead died november 15 1958, a date where superheroes would’ve been illegal if incredibles 1 took place in 1962

and adding onto the impossibility of the date being 1962 his death is included in the shutdown reports of the national supers agency

so the year in which the movies take place is impossible to find because the staff of the incredibles couldn’t chose a date and commit to it

[thestuffedalligator]

I take it back

This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for

[dog-potato]

IS NO ONE GONNA MENTION THAT THUNDERHEAD IS GAY?!?!

[dammitradar]

OMG OMG OMG

“loves kids, adopted single father of 5 children, raising them with help of his roommate, Scott” 

[majestic-spiffingness-deactivat]

[nothowtheforceworks]

oh my god, they were roommates

[velartis]

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

[queensuggar]

I have this vivid memory of watching an Inconvenient Truth in like 3rd grade and having a discussion afterwards and saying "Well even if global warming isn't real, shouldn't we want to keep the planet clean? Because we live here? And another kid said "but who's gonna pay for that?!" And it's just been downhill from there.