DERP.

I like ponies. http://www.youtube.com/derpytwizzle Twitter: @tarnac

[derpytwizzle]

Also some random shit I’m working on but god dammit I hate purplesmart so much.

PS: Is purple in RL, purple on my phone, and purple on my monitor...so why the fuck do so many people see it as grey? Maybe they just aren’t used to chemotwi and her lack of other colors? (COMING SOON TM as soon as I stop hating my hands or they stop hating me)

PPS: Perspective values: Each of those squares you see is 1″ and neither twi’s body is closed on the bottom yet, thus the chubby.

[derpytwizzle]

Jesus find 3 year old project I meant to finish, realize all it is missing is the fucking high hat. Just, what. Why did I not finish this? Dunno. Making rabies do the hat right now because I can’t be assed. After that, need current samps and off we go!

[derpytwizzle]

I make tiny things.

[punt-speedchunk]

Finished commission. : 3

[derpytwizzle]

You can guess who the commissioner was!

(I lurves it very much)

[omegaozone]

Boss Girl Spitfire

Here’s a little commission I just finished. Had a lot of fun making Spitfire look like a total big shot. 

Big version: https://gfycat.com/SoupyQualifiedAmericanbobtail

[derpytwizzle]

Totally my fault and it’s totally awesome. Thank you!

[derpytwizzle]

Happy birthday to me, I did a bad.

[derpytwizzle]

We all know where this ends.

[derpytwizzle]

This bed sleeps two adults, or one big horse.

[derpytwizzle]

Holy shit big horse

[derpytwizzle]

Tiny horse enjoys airplanes.

[derpytwizzle]

Ffffffffuuuuuuuck

[derpytwizzle]

Fuck

[derpytwizzle]

Hi, tumblr. I forgot my email and password for about eight months or whatever it was. I figured it out. I shouldn’t be doing the things I’m doing, but someone suggested it and I’m a softie for suggestions.

May or may not contribute anything of value eventually.

[derpytwizzle]

I died and went to Ark.

[rarijackdaily]

We’re baaaaack~!! <3

[derpytwizzle]

Oh thank goodness.

[tjpones]

Poor Twilight’s just a little bit sheltered

[derpytwizzle]

Perfect.

[ass-brutalewd]

“Marks-ist Politics”

Ignore Hasbro’s propaganda. This is how things really went down! But what happens next? Ask and find out!

Patreon cameo rewards in this comic: @TheOtakuX (the Dr Hooves-looking pony) Joseph S (the red-&-yellow-maned Pegasus) Chain Reaction (as herself, requested by Patreon supporter Xan)

And look! There’s a ~brand spanking new~ reward on the Ass Brutalewd Patreon now! Limited to 5 Patrons – for now.

Also cameoing is Ted Anderson as he has appeared in Fury Belle comics, without permission (from either Catfood McFly or Ted Anderson).

[derpytwizzle]

I’m just happy OMG pony is back.