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[desertmarble]

writer/hater/dreamer/lover • strange woman & girl in the world • xoxo!!

i am an anti-zionist Jew. please click this link to read my thoughts about it

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[desertmarble]

I don’t know what hetero partnered bisexual woman needs to hear this but this pride month you need to stfu❤️

[roycohn]

last night when i couldn't sleep i started making a list of what perfumes i think my favorite old hollywood actresses would wear if they were the age they were at the height of their stardom today in 2026. then my cat laid down right on my chest so i had to put my phone down but this was what i came up with

marlene dietrich: margiela jazz club or bdk gris charnel

barbara stanwyck: tom ford lost cherry or cherry smoke

katharine hepburn: jo malone wood sage and sea salt

lana turner: carolina herrerra good girl blush elixir

rita hayworth: kilian love don't be shy or d&g devotion

marilyn monroe: mon guerlain sparkling bouquet or frederic malle carnal flower

joan crawford: creed queen of silk

ingrid bergman: jpg scandal (lol) or mugler alien goddess

bette davis: nishane wulong cha

hedy lamarr: parfums de marly valaya OR baccarat rouge 540/jhag not a perfume/glossier you/another ambroxan bomb

greta garbo: old spice deodorant and a dab of bleu de chanel #happypride

[desertmarble]

LOL you can let people see your comments now??

[stuckinapril]

girl are you okay? you’ve been consuming so much media lately that you haven’t allowed yourself to feel one single human emotion for months

[stuckinapril]

girl you haven’t had a fully formed thought in months and your screen time is 13 hr/day. are u good

[danoriddler]

hope i am not just a blog to you but a false prophet as well

[desertmarble]

I need to jump in a natural body of water so bad it’s serious

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[dozydawn]

[desertmarble]

Museum of Advil: Presenting all the beautiful and delicious Advils throughout history. After your time spent with the exhibits you will have a new appreciation for the Advil we know and love today

[desertmarble]

Im such an obnoxious know-it-all irl and i know it makes me grating to be around. But it’s not my fault that I literally know everything. I know everything #iknoweverything

[withmatchingscars]

I love being a swiftie we're always right and we never lose

[desertmarble]

Im actually starting to be driven crazy because im realizing that the internet has convinced millions of people that theres no point in going to a gym or having an exercise routine unless you’re doing what bodybuilders do. You can live an extremely healthy and active life without ever counting macros or consuming any protein powder, I promise it’s true. But these people wont listen to reason

[desertmarble]

My grandfather lost ninety pounds in the early 1970s from eating healthier meals, doing reps on his rowing machine in the morning, and going on biking and kayaking trips with his med school friends around Lake Ontario. He had no idea what macros were. He lived a very long, active, healthy life. He wouldn’t be considered muscular by today’s standards. In the pics I’ve seen of him shirtless in his 30s and 40s he looked kind of like a mix between a nerdy, Jewish version of Burt Reynolds and a stockier version of Kramer from Seinfeld. Lots of chest hair! Huge grin on his face in every pic.

Men these days literally think that if you’re not scientifically optimizing everything about your diet and gym routine that theres no point and you should just be a fat slob. It’s mass psychosis.

[desertmarble]

The thing is that if you’re a skinnyfat female in your 20s you actually can build a certain amount of muscle just from pilates or yoga or Jane Fonda type calisthenics or whatever. Like I know that weightlifting is good for your health and women who are perimenopausal absolutely need it. And if you already have a certain amount of muscle from being an athlete or whatever then yeah you need to lift weights. And it’s dumb that women are afraid of lifting weights bc theyre “scared of getting bulky,” you arent going to look like He-Man if you lift weights.

But if you are intimidated or overwhelmed by exercising you genuinely should just focus on finding something you can stick with. I do plan to eventually force myself to start lifting consistently again someday but i am having a lot more fun letting thjs beautiful lady boss me around on my yoga mat. And my abs and arms are looking so good…. Why wont you let me LIVE!!!

[desertmarble]

I genuinely think that the entire reason men are so mean to Pilates Girls about how they need to be lifting weights is that they’re jealous that women can have an “ideal” body just by having low body fat and doing bodyweight exercise. Like they cope and seethe so hard about “UM THERES NO SUCH THING AS BEIGN ‘TONED’ STUPID WOMAN YOGA AND PILATES WONT GIVE U MUSCLE U DUMB WOMAN. THIS IS ACCORDING TO SCIENCE.” Well yeah it wont make you toned. You’re a 6ft tall fat balding male. Emily, who is 5’2” 110lbs and previously sedentary definitely will look toned from it. Sucks to suck pal

[desertmarble]

Im actually starting to be driven crazy because im realizing that the internet has convinced millions of people that theres no point in going to a gym or having an exercise routine unless you’re doing what bodybuilders do. You can live an extremely healthy and active life without ever counting macros or consuming any protein powder, I promise it’s true. But these people wont listen to reason

[desertmarble]

The thing is that if you’re a skinnyfat female in your 20s you actually can build a certain amount of muscle just from pilates or yoga or Jane Fonda type calisthenics or whatever. Like I know that weightlifting is good for your health and women who are perimenopausal absolutely need it. And if you already have a certain amount of muscle from being an athlete or whatever then yeah you need to lift weights. And it’s dumb that women are afraid of lifting weights bc theyre “scared of getting bulky,” you arent going to look like He-Man if you lift weights.

But if you are intimidated or overwhelmed by exercising you genuinely should just focus on finding something you can stick with. I do plan to eventually force myself to start lifting consistently again someday but i am having a lot more fun letting thjs beautiful lady boss me around on my yoga mat. And my abs and arms are looking so good…. Why wont you let me LIVE!!!

[desertmarble]

[desertmarble]

Hi so what the fuck are you guys talking about

[evilsoup]

always funny when i find i can't reblog a post because the op, who i've never interacted with, has me blocked. i guess they were just too weak to handle obnoxious & pedantic opinions delivered in a mean & needlessly aggressive posting style huh. oh well, haters gonna hate,