Humare Zamane me...

Humare zamana gya beta, you do you.Your friendly neighborhood desiblr-dad.

[desiblr-dad]

Paise ped pe nhi ugte.

Every desi dad ever

[desiblr-dad]

I've got an SST exam tomorrow and I'm not being able to focus 😭😭😭

I'm so sorry I've been inactive here, what do you call it? A hiatus? But I hope your exam went well and if it didn't, it's okay, you don't have to blame yourself. It can be really hard to focus sometimes, I understand that. If you are in 10th or 12th grade then these must have been your pre-boards so you still have a chance to do better at boards! Maybe try some calming music, or alarms or reminders or use the pomodoro technique, anything that helps you focus. Everyone likes to study in different ways. Whatever happened, you took your exam and you should be proud of you efforts. I am. *sending your virtual yellow balloons*

[desiblr-dad]

Hi daddy

😂😂 i meant papa

*sigh*

Hello, beta

[moonlightachilles-deactivated20]

Yooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Account for abuse victims is up!

url : @alive---0001

email id : [email protected]

password for tumblr acct : ColorBlind2

password for email acct : ColorBlind2

To everyone saying that this is smart : I know right!!!!!!!!! It isn't my own. An account existed before this one (i tried logging in a while ago but I couldn't so it had to be redone)

request : ppl reblogging this, please tag more people. as many ppl as possible should see this. it could save a life

rules for using this acct :

whenever you log in, log in using the email id.

DO NOT change the password

DO NOT reblog anything you couldn't show a 9 year

DO NOT reblog posts or follow accounts which mention the BLM movement, sexism, racist, politics etc. It is for abuse victims.

REMEMBER that this is NOT your personal blog but is used by a lot of other people.

tagging : @gopikanyari @jaemssna @magnus-babe @midtownbucky @desiblr-dad @oliviarodrigio @demjinnn

@ass-the-thiccc @your-obliterated-murder-writer @ghost-inacup

@meghnafox @eloiv

@cementcompany

@guerrera-3010

@desi-lgbt-fest @ginazmemeoir @cypric-rat-hyperfixation

[desiblr-dad]

hey

im thinking of creating a tumblr page and giving out the url and password to everyone

so that if the parents of abused kids find out about their tumblr, they can safely show them this nonsensical acct.

can i tag you in it so that you can reblog it so it gets to the people who need it?

thanks!

Hello,

If I understand you correctly then you are saying that the account you will create would have random posts on it and if someone needs to hide their actual tumblr blog from their parents, they can use that one as a cover. Sounds like an idea. I would be happy to reblog so it can reach anyone who needs it :)

[wookjiinz]

actually, that…may be a problem? because tumblr records the last places that the account’s been used in the past 30 days i believe, so that isn’t safe for anyone who prefers privacy..? this might be avoided, but that’s what i know.

[desiblr-dad]

Oh, that can be deleted by the user. Plus, it only shows where it was used. It doesn't show who used it.

[desiblr-dad]

hey

im thinking of creating a tumblr page and giving out the url and password to everyone

so that if the parents of abused kids find out about their tumblr, they can safely show them this nonsensical acct.

can i tag you in it so that you can reblog it so it gets to the people who need it?

thanks!

Hello,

If I understand you correctly then you are saying that the account you will create would have random posts on it and if someone needs to hide their actual tumblr blog from their parents, they can use that one as a cover. Sounds like an idea. I would be happy to reblog so it can reach anyone who needs it :)

[desiblr-dad]

paye lagu bauji

Aayusman bhava betaji, jeete raho

[desiblr-dad]

babuji humare boards theek thaak hee jaa rahe hai par board ka answer key dimaag kharaab kar raha hai

(sahi answer ko galat likh de rahe hai ye board waale)

I am glad to know your board exams are going okay. There must only a few more left yay!

I would suggest not worrying about the answer key so much. Other students have also expressed their concerns regarding that so surely it must be a mistake on cbse or icse's part. (they are idiots anyway)

[desiblr-dad]

I want to rip off my skin, the scars and the acne and the itching just won't go away. I don't know what's happening. Everyone asks me about what happened to my skin or why I look so fat and my mom sneers and says I'll stay short and fat forever even though I'm taller than her and it's her genetics and her fault and nothing I do makes my life better, and I can't think about my studies, it's all going downhill. I have 2 weeks of homework piling up. I haven't caught up in any of my subjects. I can't

Hello, I am glad you could reach out and I am so sorry you have to go through that. *gives you a nice hug* It is not your fault and I am sure you are beautiful as you are. The acne is not permanent. It will go away. And I know a little girl who thinks scars are cool. So clearly, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. I understand how it is hard to love yourself when your own mother makes you feel otherwise. But remember, it is not your fault and you deserve all the love and happiness. I don't know if this would help but I would suggest trying a hobby or an activity like drawing/painting, or reading, or watching the sunset, or anything that makes you feel at peace. Regarding your studies, take it step by step. It's okay. You don't have to do everything all at once. You and your mental health are more important. Feel free to message me if you ever need to talk <33

I am adding some links here that you might want to check out:

This is a tumblr post with some helpful links, you can scroll through it

Check the highlights of this IG page, they offer free therapy through emails, you can choose to connect with a professional or just a friend to talk

Here are some helplines just in case

[desiblr-dad]

PAPA MY UNIVERSITY HAS A QUEER COMMUNITY AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!😍☺️💜😭💛

it's the JQC (Jamia Queer Collective) if anyone's wondering!!!!!

but im so excited to join AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!;;!!;;;!!!!

WOW, THAT'S GREAT. I AM SO HAPPY TO KNOW THAT.

It is really uplifting that a university has a queer community, especially in India.

Excited for you! Yay!

[desiblr-dad]

Dad Joke of the Day #9

Which kitchen equipment works the hardest?

The grinder. (you know, because it grinds)

[desiblr-dad]

I have had a history of being physically abused (not by my parents tho but by my uncle)

And now I am having panic attacks thinking about it and I can't even study because of it..... Yk it comes to me in flashes even though it's over.... I can't get over it....im getting physically and mentally weak

Help me

I am so sorry to know that you ever had to go through that. So first of all *gives you a big comforting hug*

You are so strong and I am glad you felt confident enough to share this. I wish I could just take all the pain away but unfortunately that is not possible. But, I am here to offer help in any way I can. It must be hard, but if there is any way that you can talk about this to your parents then maybe they can get you the help you need. But in case that is not an option, you can always reach out to me. I could offer some resources, or just lend an ear. Whatever you need. My inbox is open <3

[desiblr-dad]

You are gay

Interesting assumption

[desiblr-dad]

papa i need to rant im so sorry

boards are coming up and like everyone keeps telling me im prepared but i know im not prepared! and i used to be so good at math that i never studied and now idk how to study math and yeah im freaking out send help

You do not need to be sorry, you can always come and rant here.

Take a breath. Calm down. Whether or not you are prepared, it is going to be okay. Just practice as well as you can and then when you are taking the exam, try not to panic okay? It is not your fault, math eventually becomes harder than it used to be for everyone, even if all students may not go through that experience around the same time. But there is a simple solution to that. If you have boards then I am assuming you still have a few days before your math exam. Just practice questions (and examples) from your textbook, chapter by chapter. Or you could go straight to solving sample papers which I am sure you can find on the internet or some reference books. You will most likely not be able to get all of them right, not on the first try at least. And that's okay. Understand how to solve them and then try by yourself. Math seems like a confusing (and let's be honest, it can be annoying) but it is easy to study it. You just need to understand the formulas and theorems, and just practice.

For other subjects too, you can study them, one lesson at a time. If you need any resources, I would be happy to help. Once again, don't worry. YOU WILL DO GREAT.

[desiblr-dad]

ur jokes fuck im stealing them

I know they are great, aren't they? Please feel free to steal them.

[desiblr-dad]

pAPA BOARDS ARE COMING, HELP WHAT CAN I DO, SHARMA JI KI BETI WANTS TO TALK

Well, the first thing would be to calm down. I am aware it is exam season and I am sure you will do great. You just have to study and work hard while taking breaks to keep the stress at bay. I WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK!

[desiblr-dad]

Desi parents fixing arrange marriages of their children in just one meeting sounds like such a ridiculous idea to me. It is almost like:

Hey I just met you!

And this is crazy

But here's our offspring

Marry them maybe?