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＊✿❀ call me mae! • he/she/any! (not they) • mostly thinking about ... my job lol • COMMS OPEN＊✿❀

[design-bug]

i've updated my commission prices & wanted to show off some newer pieces !! pls feel free to message me with any questions <3

additional links/info: https://designbug.straw.page/

[design-bug]

holy fucking shit mae this is hiraeth lea i came across ur blog thru the d20 fantasy high tag wtf. like i saw ur oc i was like what a sick idea a fantasy high campaign. n thn i saw ur art nd i think i bluescreened a littlw. HELLO DUDE how have u been!!!!!

HELLO WTF ITS BEEN YEARS??? i occasionally wonder about how you’re doing so this is AMAZING!!!! im doing amazing im like a real grown up now lol! HOW ARE YOU???

[design-bug]

got inspired by the @sexiestpodcastcharacter competition and decided to redraw my minskowki ice skating-inspired piece from 2023!! and WOW some things have changed! not a lot of them! but some!!! (ref image & speedpaint under cut)

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2026 — Round 1

Who is sexier?

Renée Minkowski

Faustina (Fucking) Fetamine

Voting ended on5h

Propaganda

Renée Minkowski (Wolf 359):

She's a 40-something space captain who was desperate to be part of something and to matter, so she went to space. She puts on a serious, no-nonsense persona to feel capable, but she's actually a huge dork who loves poetry, musicals, and ice cream. She's a first-generation Polish immigrant, and her arc is very much tied up in that and in how she feels like she has to be the best at everything in order to have any worth. She's a failgirl who got rejected from the NASA space program five times. She spent two weeks hunting a plant monster in the vents of her ship. She Russian-Rouletted a guy into turning off the bomb he was trying to blow up the ship with. She killed the main villain of the series with the same harpoon she used to kill the plant monster. She loves her crew and would protect them with her life. She learns to embrace her own identity outside of externally-given roles. She's frighteningly competitive in board games. What's not to love?

There's nothing hotter than a beat up woman who shoots a harpoon. And Minkowski is that woman.

Faustina (Fucking) Fetamine (KILLJAM XXX):

SHE'S FAUSTINA FUCKING FETAMINE THE KILLJAM QUEEN!!! SHE'S UNDEFEATED! SHE KILLED SOMEONE WITH HER THIGHS! SHE LOVES UNICORNS AND PINK! SHE'S FAUSTINA FUCKING FETAMINE!!!

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

[bodyintheriver]

Relax bro ain’t nobody taking it from you!!

[crownkeeper]

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

[crownkeeper]

and smol beans.

[ghirlmaker]

thinking abt the swapped!au and im not crazy.

img for context:

[bodyintheriver]

First post (wip)

[hollenix]

for the good of all mankind

[specialagentartemis]

just realized that between the alien duplicates, the mind erasures, and the temporary deletions, there is an argument to be made that Minkowski is the only Wolf 359 character who completely 100% survived her mission to space

[real-actual-guy]

perhaps a little mink doodle for tonite

[design-bug]

alternate version of that one school part in within a spectroscopic binary by @oof-ouch-yikes

grace (teaching on erid): i know you all have been so curious about the new human that’s landed here, and i’ve brought him for a question and answer session. everyone be on your best behavior. :-)

simon: yeah hi i’m simon im grace’s boyfriend

grace: you’re my WHAT???

[acatin]

Yet another scene from A Spectroscopic Binary !!!! @oof-ouch-yikes

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

Everybody's having fun portraying Grace as the soft hearted damsel in distress and Simon as his big scary guard dog, as if Simon "welded into a metal box" Ironlung isn't shattering at the first kind touch he receives and Ryland "abandons his entire planet and species for his alien buddy" Grace wouldn't rip the universe apart if it tried to take Simon away.

[thatssocreepy]

[sacred-portal]