ivy

18 y/o they/them

[robertfagden]

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

[ketchup-is-green]

"I'm a top" "I'm a bottom" okay???? Well I call the mansion not a house but a tomb?? I'm always choking on the stench and the fumes??? The wedding party all collapse in the room? So send my resignation to the bride and the groom?!?!??

[were--ralph]

this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them

[lalalychee]

Due to the Unfortunate!

We are deeply out of Onions!

[catboybeebop]

if mr. beast opened a top surgery clinic would it be called Mr. Breast

[kai-likes-puffins]

Tumblr. I have a proposal for you.

If you vote on this poll, for ingredients for bread, I will make the bread and attempt to eat it.

Were making bread bitches

flour

water

salt

sugar

yeast

oil

egg

herbs and garlic

Voting ended onMay 12, 2023

[girlgerard]

well. day one.

[old-eldritchposts]

soon he will return to his prison of flesh

[desolationho3]

i

[rylandsgrace]

Shrek 2 (2004) trivia 

[rando-posts]

[magentamee]

argyle is the person you want on your team in an apocalypse

LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THIS:

WOODWORKING skills

COOKING skills

TRACKING skills

FORAGING SKILLS??!

GUYS????? argyle needs to and will hopefully become an integral, ESSENTIAL member of the big kids gang. he knows so much and this is only addressing his survival skills

in THIS HOUSE, we love argyle!!!

[varijacija]

The problem I have with "unalive" is that its so fucking swagless at least in cartoons when they were told to tone it down for the kiddos and couldnt use kill and hell they used destroy and shadow realm or whatever but unalive???? 0 effort 0 cool its an embarrassment

[blitzythefanvergentpitsterthings]

[thekidsfromyestergay]

They told Europe they'd see them again very soon. They said they'd play Helena next time they're in Oklahoma. Another tour is literally inevitable right now. I'm foaming at the mouth.

[super-nova5045]

"everyone being gay in the 80s is unrealistic" babes not only do they have interdimensional monsters and telekinesis but they also have songs from 1995 playing in 1983 and 1986 but pop off ig

[demolition-lesbians]

And they were roommates!

[funnytwittertweets]