the old blog

Currently experiencing The Horrors ™️ You can call me Stars

[old-eldritchposts]

soon he will return to his prison of flesh

[egax]

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

[freefitty]

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

[kushblazer666]

[old-eldritchposts]

NO WAY!!!!

IKR

[old-eldritchposts]

I'm back bitches

[alwek]

Remember all you. THIS is the post that triggered Rita's ban.

[deactivated203846629-deactivate]

This is the #2 trending post sitewide right now, just below an outline of the ways tumblr staff has historically targeted trans women. Keep it up.

[qiyra]

Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you

[transarsonist]

[shinosarna]

Some people are taking "Nobody in history has died of a THC overdose" as a challenge.

[lastoneout]

Love the people in the notes like "this would fix me" bestie this thing would dissolve your brain into a fine mist. You would discover the kind of mental illnesses Freud could only dream of. Forget meeting the Hat Man this is what turns you into the Hat Man. This is worse than that torture drug that makes you expirience 600 billion years in a second. This is the secret to honest to god shifting. The fucking MK-ULTRA era CIA would tell you to dial it back if you showed them this thing. This is the closest humans have ever come to making a physical manifestation of a bad idea. The only thing this is fixing is fixing to turn you inside out.

[mithavt]

[gallusrostromegalus]

If you write down the results and properly format the paper, it even counts as science!

[angrypedestrian]

When I was in college, there was a solid year where our lgbt group did this with two bathrooms at the end of a hall that were used by like, maybe 20 people. They would put up gendered signs and we kept stealing them. And then we started writing random things on the walls INCLUDING full word for word copies of personal ads from the back of 1980′s advocate magazines.

It got to the point where the building management was on a hunt trying to find who was doing this and we had to start hiding our faces so as to not get caught on the security cameras. Our faculty advisor came down to the office one day and was like “do you guys know anything about this” essentially as we’re trying to close a comically full drawer of stolen bathroom signs, and we’re like “no” and they were like “great.”

They never caught us. 

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

The Gay Science

Perform gender perception experiments without getting caught.

[archangel-fucking-judas]

ok this is important

are you a mountains person or an oceans person?

Mountains

Ocean

Voting ended onFeb 22, 2024

[cowmmunist]

YES

[amorphousprimordia-deactivated2]

Take your pick

[austim]

Cars, Explosions, & Hammers Stimboard for @photomatt (unrequested)

🚗 💥 🔨 | 🚗 💥 🔨 | 🚗 💥 🔨

DISCLAIMER: This post is intended to be a joke (noun; something said or done to provoke laughter) and is NOT a death threat directed to anyone at all, including any Tumblr staff.

[dailymanners]

"Men should put the seat down when they're done peeing so that I don't fall into the toilet when I sit down to pee"

"Actually women should be putting the seat back up when they're done peeing as a courtesy so that I don't have to touch it and put the seat up before I pee"

Actually, both the seat AND lid should be down when no one is actively using the toilet, because this prevents things from accidentally falling into / accidentally being dropped into the toilet. Also having the lid down when you're flushing is important because it prevents the toilet from spraying out bacteria.

[meret118]

Why You Should Always, Always Flush the Toilet With the Lid Down

Should you flush the toilet with the lid up or down? An abundance of research makes a pretty strong case for always putting the lid down bef

[minnichan]

From the article linked above:

A 2022 global review found that flushing the toilet can spread contaminated aerosol particles as far as 1.5 meters away, and studies show that these germs can linger in the air for up to 6 hours. The difference in the amount of bacteria spread when flushing with the lid up versus down? Nearly 12-fold, according to a 2011 study from the Journal of Hospital Infection. Take a look in your bathroom at what you have sitting within 1.5 meters of your toilet: You might have your beauty products, your hand soap, your towels, or even your toothbrush (shudder) within that zone. Now imagine these items being covered in microscopic fecal matter and just try not to gag.

Close the damn lid before flushing.

I also believe most people stand close to the toilet while flushing. The flush will spray particles on your pants, resting your hands on your legs once would be enough to transfer those particles to your hands and from there to everything else you touch (your face, food).

[saharathorn]

Love how “progressives” have circled back around to “there are two races: indigenous (magic nature people) and colonizers (evil mutants).”

[tributary]

not irish myself but i can appreciate a good tag

[theirisianprincess]

Me and my mutuals

[lithominium]

Reblog to give prev a giant isopod

[problemnyatic]

so do I send this to photomatt

[problemnyatic]

not only bc itd be hilarious but also to exemplify that this is precicely the kind of humor this website has thrived on for months and predstrogen got permabanned and threatened with feds for saying this about matt. My guy I downloaded this from tumblr.

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

i think we should be clear that as funny as it would be for matt to be a little pissbaby who shit his pants bc somebody made a threat of cartoon violence against him that this was not why avery got banned and he wants us to believe that it was.

avery got banned for being a popular trans woman. thats it. the original communications she got from tumblr didnt include any mention of harassment or threats of violence. they alleged she had been banned for sexually explicit content. there has been no proof provided that avery ever posted anything out of community guidelines on what sexually adjacent content is allowed. the most popular post she has that got marked explicit was a fully clothed, sfw, shoulders-up before-and-after photo of her one year into transition. that's it. (if anyone has the screenshot of that post id appreciate it getting added here.)

matt's claim that avery was "threatening him" is so obviously an attempt to make it seem like this decision was about anything other than her daring to be a trans woman who had a following. the fact that he wasn't able to pull up any better proof than this shit is evidence that it isn't anything to do with the reason for her banning.

she was banned because tumblr thinks transfeminine people are sexual. thats it.

[incorrectinfinity]

This is it, this is the post. She got banned for this.

[only-cat-memes]

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm not sure why crispy chickpeas aren't everywhere as like a top ADHD snack because they are:

Delicious (so you will actually seek them out/want to eat them)

Crispy (a good stim for texture people)

Easy to make (super hands off, they just roast for like 30 minutes while you do something else)

Healthy (it's literally just beans! Such protein!)

Versatile (you can switch up the seasonings if you get tired of one flavor; you can also put them on/in a bunch of different dishes)

Cheap AF & forgiving of your timeline (a can of chickpeas won't go bad in your pantry if you don't have the energy to make something with them this week)

So here's the resippy.

Cooked chickpeas (I usually use one can)

Olive oil

Salt

Paprika or curry powder or rosemary or your favorite spice (optional)

Steps:

Drain and rinse your chickpeas.

Dump them onto a towel or paper towel and rub them dry a bit.

Remove any loose skins. If you're feeling extra you can remove all the skins; this makes them slightly crispier. I do not find this to be worth it.

Put them on a baking sheet (lined with parchment paper if you want to save yourself some cleanup). Toss with a drizzle of olive oil, a generous pinch or two of salt, and your seasoning.

Roast in your oven. I usually do 400°F for about 25-30 minutes, but this is pretty forgiving and you can do 425 for 20 minutes or whatever you want to do

Taste a chickpea. It should have an audible crunch. If it doesn't, put it back in until it does

When done, taste for seasoning and add any additional salt or seasoning you want. Proceed to devour them.

These are best fresh, but I still like them later on (if I don't eat them all right away). Store in an airtight container for a couple days at room temp or a few days in the fridge.

Enjoy!!