Social Observation from a Social Delinquient

Just a blog. I reblog an odd mix of fandom things and social issues. Sometimes I may comment on said issues or post my own. Cynic, Atheist, black belt martial artist, writer, and avid reader. Pretty odd mix, but hey, that's me. Feel free to message me to talk or just say hi. Life's a dirty game, you gotta play dirty to win it- The Wire

[weavemama]

THE NY SUBWAY KNOWS WHAT’S UP 

[livingforharrypotter]

[crooked-seoul-deactivated201411]

#okay so unlike a million other people I didn’t read this book in middle school #so imagine when i watched this movie finally #all innocent like thinking it was just going to be a cute little adventure movie #FALSE #THIS MOVIE RIPPED MY HEART OUT AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND #RUDE

we dont talk about this movie it doesnt exist sorry

[desolationrowcinderella]

My Dad was actually super pissed at this movie. I didn’t read the book either, and obviously neither did he, so we get the movie expecting it to be cute and it is until that ending, man. To this day my dad will flip shit if the movie’s brought up; “That stupid freaking movie where they killed the little girl and all the magic. With a rope.”

[nayelig664-blog]

Classic Bruce Wayne

[idkayelle]

#justdamithings: dragging bald people

[wondys-gone-deactivated20160112]

batfam + damian’s pets

[batfambros]

I love how they all just work around the zoo that is the batcave.

[komadoriwonder]

i’m crying because listen. 

damian’s pets are like an extension of himself. when he died, it’s like he left a very real and very alive piece of himself behind in the animals he rescued and adopted. alfred took care of them in damian’s absence and honestly how hard must that be? to be reminded of your dead grandson every time you feed his pets. it adds more weight to each and every one of these panels showing the family interacting with titus and batcow and alfred the cat as they prepare to go bring their brother back and i can’t. i just can’t.

[kt-cant-focus]

What episode is this from?

[desolationrowcinderella]

Jason: I have a plan

Bruce: It can't involve murder

Jason: I got no plan

[desolationrowcinderella]

Jason, doing a crossword puzzle: What's a three letter word that means "depressing or pathetically inadequate"?

Damian: *smirks* Tim

Tim: Hey!

Jason: It fits

[batfam-headcanon-blog]

Damian one time asked Tim for advice on girls. Jason called from the other room, “what does that virgin know?”

[little-magicpuff]

So Bruce Wayne just adopts a series of consecutive orphans and trains them, right?

But he also has a tendency for dry, deadpan humour. So how much do you want to bet Bruce makes dad jokes?

Imagine one of the batkids going “Can we get food, this stakeout is taking so long, I’m hungry.”

And batman just turns to them, and in the iconic deep gravelly batman voice, says “Hi hungry, I’m Batman.”

[desolationrowcinderella]

Bruce: I am vengeance

Bruce: I am the night

Bruce: I am--

Bruce: *phone buzzes* *holds up finger* one sec

Criminal being strangled: Uhhh--

Bruce: *into phone* you remembered to put sunscreen in his bag, right?

Bruce: look I don't give a shit if he says he doesn't burn--

Bruce: Just make sure he wears his hat too--

Bruce: No, I'm on patrol.

Bruce: Yes, I'm busy, but sunscreen is import--okay.

Bruce: Okay, fine. Bye. *hangs up*

Bruce: *looks at criminal*

*awkward pause*

Bruce: You heard--

Criminal: *quickly* I didn't hear SHIT

[cry-sis99-deactivated20231126]

Jason Todd is a hypocritical, overprotective, worried older brother.

He gives me life.

[gay-son-ofgotham]

Batfam as shit my roommates have said

Dick: “So I’ve decided that since the world apparently hates me, if I’m going to suffer I might as well enjoy it. It’s 11:20 pm in the middle of January, negative 22 degrees outside, and I’m going to walmart to buy ice cream.”

Jason: *some minor inconvenient thing happens* “Well I guess I have no choice but to resort to grand arson.”

Tim: “I’ve been riding horses since I was six, I’m going to be great at this,” *gets on a skateboard and falls promptly .5 seconds later* “Okay, so that’s nothing like riding a horse.”

Damian: *staring forlornly out the window at a group of people building a snowman* “I wonder what’s it like to have friends”

Duke: “They’re all in the kitchen making pig noises and crying. I’m beginning to think I’m the only one who remembered to take their meds this morning.”

Barbara: “There’s this disgusting couple making out on the lawn so I’m going to go set off my car alarm and scare the ever-loving shit out of ‘em. Who wants to join?”

Steph: “You do you, boo. And him too.”

Cass: *someone groans* “For five dollars and a corn chip I will gladly put you out of your misery.” 

Harper: “I have a twelve step fool-proof plan to blackmail him into giving me his car. Unfortunately, step one is finding the motivation to go through with steps two through twelve.”

Kate: “Some guy mentioned my parking job and I flipped him off instead of making a I-can’t-do-anything-straight joke and honestly I’ve never been so disappointed in myself.”

Alfred: “As the only one who has not set off the fire alarm, I am declaring myself the ruler of this kitchen. If you want to use the stove, you have to pay a 25 cent tax, which I will use to buy earplugs for when you fucks inevitably set off the goddamn fire alarm.”

Bruce: “I am the father of this household!” *grabs a thing of bread and slams it on the table* “See I literally put the bread on the table! Except I just noticed this bread went stale five months ago, so yeah, we’re all probably going to die.”

[desolationrowcinderella]

Bruce Wayne: Ooh, you're not gonna stop staring at me like a lost puppy until I let you keep it are you?

Damian Wayne: *shakes head vigorously*

[persona-evo-deactivated20200108]

Me buying a Batman happy meal

[desolationrowcinderella]

Tim: I never considered you a rival.

Damian: I never considered you at all.

Dick: ...Now that's just hurtful.

[blueblood17-deactivated20200701]

Oh my gosh Damian. Looks like he found Dick’s “pants”. (p.s. not my art)