Monokuma

Everyone's favorite bear, now on Tumblr! Follow for fun bear facts (Not Clickbait). [Parody RP Acc]

[despairheadmaster]

My grand debut! (Pinned)

I...Am...Monokuma! World-renowned cutie patootie, bringer of despair to millions!

Hm...As for my account itself...

I am no minor! No minor inconvenience, minor character, OR minor-aged-bear!

I may make jokes from time to time, but I am NOT not-safe-for-work! Not-not? I'm not not not not-safe-for-work! No NSFW! Got it, dunderheads?

I'll use tags as follows:

#monochatter for my blather

#monoquestion for ask responses

Aand, I don't care where you originate from! Anybody is A~OK to open an "ask" with me! Don't be shy! I only bite when I feel like it!

That's about it! As my children who have…cough…moved on to greater heights in life would say: So long, bear well!

Oh, oh! I have a Twitter! Go follow it, too!

[despairheadmaster]

mr monokuma is wside awaekeeeeeeeeeeeeejnkffffff ddfejlsdhuifsdeijsdfoalkad;w

yiu dsnoooze you lloseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[fuokos-micison]

. . .ifeel weird. laa st thing i remember is passing out from a sharp impact hitting my head. mayumi isnt tellinf me anyrhing. my head is wrapped. help.

[ultimate-raver]

nobody tell her...

[fuokos-micison]

hhelllo WHY what happened.,, HELLO??!!!’it feels like i’m dying hhh?????????

[ultimate-raver]

uUUHH.... It's fine! You're fine, everything is okay-! Nothing happened. You passed out from a headache and i took you to Tsumiki-San. That's all.

[fuokos-micison]

whyIS MY HEAD WRAPPEDUP????

[ultimate-raver]

THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT !! (⁠ꏿ⁠﹏⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠)

[fuokos-micison]

??????hello i feel lightheadeh. whga.

[ultimate-raver]

let's just stop talking about it for now ....

[fuokos-micison]

????????😥😥😥😥😥

[despairheadmaster]

Your handy headmaster is here to help! (Booyah! Talk about alliteration!)

I thiiiink your forehead maaaaay've become the object of someone's shooting practice! Just an educated guess, though!

(And, for the record, I do have a Doctoral Degree, I'm quite educated!)

I wonder who could've dunnit! Puhuhu! I'm so pumped up!

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One of these days, I'm gonna really become a YouTuber! I'm thinking I'll do...gaming content! Probably! Maybe!

Please look forward to it!

[despairheadmaster]

monokuma, what's your thoughts on these two students of yours..?

They seem to be real close! Real, real close! Like best friends or... roommates even? Or...maybe...more...?

Well! I sure hope nothing bad happens to them! Puhuhu!

[despairheadmaster]

You never watched FHFIF/Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends? If not, what's your assumption about this 13 year old boy? Like, his personality and other stuff ig?

(These are the only pics of Terrence in my gallery where he looks the most innocent imo-)

That's certainly a 13 year old boy!

I think he's the type to act all tough and bully all the 12-year-olds, but in reality, he plays Connect One in his free time! He also really likes donuts, but he spells it doughnuts and gets death threats online for it.

His tragic backstory is that he was born on December 26th so all of his birthday gifts end up just being Christmas gifts!

He's also toootally first-culprit material! Hotheaded and brash enough to get desperate... But lovable enough to get an audience attached 'cuz he thought killing would, like, save them all or something. Though he doesn't admit it until the very end due to his sad past shaping his reluctance to be vulnerable!

Or, maybe you're framing him too innocently! Maybe he's actually a ruthless killer type!

[despairheadmaster]

Oh sir Monobrah... what would be thy honest opinion on Four from hit animated series Battle For Dream Island?

Imagine being a sentient number! Imagine being in a universe where you can be any inanimate thing in the world and you're a NUMBER!

You're just another cog in the numeric machine, Funny Four! You're nothing without 0-3! Let that sink in!

...Was that a little too 4ward? I'm sorry! Please 4give me!

Puhuhuhu!

[despairheadmaster]

Queerkuma ... Monoqueer ...🤔

[despairheadmaster]

(Question from an OC)

Michiko Kadokawa/Ultimate Comedian:

``Monokuma why tf is there no ramps for disabled people in wheelchairs.``

(The cussing ig makes my fangan look like it's written by Vivziepop- /hj 😭)

Do I look like an architect...? I get blamed for everything around here!

But, hm...I suppose it IS an unfair disadvantage...

Eh, I'm sure you'll figure it out! You kiddos are smart, you can make a ramp I'm sure!

[despairheadmaster]

Will you explode if i hug you

Everyone's so insistent on trying to hug me!

No, I won't explode, trust me! All I'll do is initiate HUG MODE.

What is HUG MODE, you may ask?

It's

[despairheadmaster]

@realkokichioma

Expect your head on a spike within 24 hours.

And no, I do not mean the good kind of spike! In fact, Spike Chunsoft is disowning you starting from today!

The last color you'll remember is the color of your BLOOD as you DIE!!!!!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[realkokichioma]

EHHHHH?! All this because I beat you by one point? One tiny, pathetic little point? Wooow Monokuma, your villain origin story is getting kiiinda embarrassing.

"The last color you'll remember is the color of your blood"? Nee-heehee! Maybe you should've spent less time writing your execution speech and more time picking the right shades!

Besides, if Spike Chunsoft is disowning me, then who's gonna carry the franchise's supply of irresistible charm and devastating good looks? Certainly not you.

Aaanyway, I'll be expecting my execution invitation in the mail. Try not to lose by one point again while you're planning it.

[despairheadmaster]

[despairheadmaster]

Hiya, everyone! How's my day going? I'm glad you asked! I'm doing great!

Let's all remember to go outside!

[despairheadmaster]

@realkokichioma

Expect your head on a spike within 24 hours.

And no, I do not mean the good kind of spike! In fact, Spike Chunsoft is disowning you starting from today!

The last color you'll remember is the color of your BLOOD as you DIE!!!!!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[despairheadmaster]

[despairheadmaster]

KUM says you can't beat 47.9/50

A color memory challenge on Dialed. See 5 colors, recreate them from memory. Free, no signup.

Puhuhuhu! How well can you do against my 47.9?! I'm eager to see you all fail! I am the color god who will paint this world in despair!!!

[despairheadmaster]

WHY IS IT LETTING YOU GUYS ENTER MORE THAN 3 LETTERS WHY AM I FORCED TO BE KUM!!?!??! GRAAAHHHH!!!

[despairheadmaster]

MONOKUMA!

You dastardly dog! Err..Bastardly bear!

I've heard about all the things you've done! Killing, murdering...You're practically an invader!

I'll have my crew chop you to pieces!

Before I lock you up, I demand information!

Who's controlling you!? Why have you resorted to despair!?

Answer me, Kuma! This is an incredibly serious investigation! I'm not letting this go!

Signed,

Commanding Officer Sirei

Wha-ha?! Sirloin Sir, I did do all of that- but it's not even THAT serious if you really think about it!

Please don't lock me up! I'm already locked in all the time!

Oh, but to answer your questions...

Why don'tcha look up to the sky and ask the stars instead? I'm sure you'll get a real good answer if you just ask hard enough and pray!

And,

Despair isn't something I've resorted to! It's inherent! It's an instinct! It's my natural first choice, not some low step-down!

My question to you is why exactly do you look like someone's Pinterest reaction image creature had a baby with a ghost who tried to copy me and another game's mascot and then shopped at a discount store for some accessories to try to sell your originality but it only sold your stupidity instead?

Appreesh!

[despairheadmaster]

KUM says you can't beat 47.9/50

A color memory challenge on Dialed. See 5 colors, recreate them from memory. Free, no signup.

Puhuhuhu! How well can you do against my 47.9?! I'm eager to see you all fail! I am the color god who will paint this world in despair!!!