Bram Stoker Fan Account @draculasweedsmokinggirlfriend - Tumblr Blog

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

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Renfield hearing the old nursery rhyme about the Old Lady who swallowed the fly:

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Every other character in Dracula: omg theyre so amazing and lovely and funny i love him

Literally Renfield: yea hes a freakazoid who loves keeping flies. We love him too

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Dracula picking out his Solicitor Cosplay from Jonathan's wardobe:

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Johnathan writing his next letter to tell Mina that the Count set his other letters on fire:

grimamethyst

Can't really improve on Arthur's telegram back

"Count me in every time. I bear messages which will make both your ears tingle."

Sign. Me. Up. I am always ready for ear-tingling gossip.

shamebats

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

#“dont worry about it : )”

phoet

omg. mina. girl. you won't BELIEVE the size of his lunatic asylum.

#this could absolutely be a euphemism #but no #he literally just has a fucking huge lunatic assylm

ambrosial-sunshine

Jonathan Harker is really the character ever. Goes from “The Devil Surely Walks on this Earth” to “The Count is up to his Lizard shit again 🙄” in one day.

evydraws

15 May - Once more I have seen the count go out in his lizard fashion.

lyricwritesthings

Oh, sure. You slither down ONE wall like a lizard, and suddenly your new friend (the same friend you JUST invited to stay in your house for a MONTH!) starts calling you "a creature in the semblance of a man." Smh.