TigerPrawn

DesperatelySeekingCannibals aka TigerPrawn || Transmasc Queer Xennial European Writer [Talking to Hugh about trans masc Will in Boston and RDC7] [TigerPrawn on AO3] [TigerPrawn on BSky] [TigerPrawn on Kofi] [my Tumblr Polls] [My Fics on Tumblr]- Always tags for Time Travel!

[desperatelyseekingcannibals]

I've restarted my Patreon, where you can read new stories/chapters in advance for the price of a cuppa coffee per month ($US4.50)

Check out my public pinned WIP post to see what is posting on Patreon and AO3!

[blumineck]

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[bonnibid]

i can't get you out of my head !

[nem23]

[shamebats]

Heteronormativity just seems like people making up weird arbitrary rules and then getting mad at each other for breaking them and it all looks so miserable to me

[shamebats]

A straight guy told me he's going to therapy to figure out why the idea of having children and being in a monogamous marriage doesn't appeal to him and I was just like idk man that describes like 90% of my friends including me and we're all literally fine but good luck I guess?

[jihadibarbie]

genuinely me

[theharlotofferelden]

Okay but the article is fucking sending me

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[kiera-jpg]

if this comes up on my dash and i don’t reblog it - just assume im dead

[claudiagray]

The burning question: When she has her hands on either side of her face, right at the start, is this the moment she realized, “I’m gonna have to marry this guy” ?

[suspiciouscrispybacon]

found family

[kikimoratavern]

[datasoong47]

[desperatelyseekingcannibals]

I legit don't even know who the new PM is.

[catasters]

[catsithkelpie]

I cannot describe how much I laughed at this.

Sound is VERY important.

[think-and-game]

@kittybroker how much for this absolutely famished little bean ?

[kittybroker]

Feed this hungry little baby for the low low price of only $3.89!

[macabrewires]

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[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Meanwhile in Denmark: My mom knitted a hat for my cat

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

The face of a woman who isn't disappointed that her only grandchild is a cat

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Just one day later she sends me this... My cat in different homemade hat. The woman is unstoppable!!!

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Taking over the world... One silly hat at a time...

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

The source of her power:

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

The most delicious little strawbebby...

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Presenting the politest of little gentlemen

[ambienne]

This tweet means a lot to me.

[ambienne]

It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?

[turing-tested]

[zizibutik]

if a terf even looks at this they will die in seven days just to clarify

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[shu-of-the-wind]

"from biology to physics" is the most metal fucking phrase i've seen in a long time

[grahamsmutt]

don't want you in my bloodline, just wanna have a good time.

will graham + his aspirins.

gifset by @grahamsmutt nobody ever talks about how fine he looks here and it deeply upsets me. this is my tribute to this scene.