TigerPrawn

DesperatelySeekingCannibals aka TigerPrawn || Transmasc Queer Xennial European Writer [Talking to Hugh about trans masc Will in Boston and RDC7] [TigerPrawn on AO3] [TigerPrawn on BSky] [TigerPrawn on Kofi] [my Tumblr Polls] [My Fics on Tumblr]- Always tags for Time Travel!

[desperatelyseekingcannibals]

I've restarted my Patreon, where you can read new stories/chapters in advance for the price of a cuppa coffee per month ($US4.50)

Check out my public pinned WIP post to see what is posting on Patreon and AO3!

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Meanwhile in Denmark: My mom knitted a hat for my cat

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

The face of a woman who isn't disappointed that her only grandchild is a cat

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Just one day later she sends me this... My cat in different homemade hat. The woman is unstoppable!!!

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Taking over the world... One silly hat at a time...

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

The source of her power:

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

The most delicious little strawbebby...

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Presenting the politest of little gentlemen

[ambienne]

This tweet means a lot to me.

[ambienne]

It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?

[turing-tested]

[zizibutik]

if a terf even looks at this they will die in seven days just to clarify

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[shu-of-the-wind]

"from biology to physics" is the most metal fucking phrase i've seen in a long time

[grahamsmutt]

don't want you in my bloodline, just wanna have a good time.

will graham + his aspirins.

gifset by @grahamsmutt nobody ever talks about how fine he looks here and it deeply upsets me. this is my tribute to this scene.

[longzone222]

Visit Original Link

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[thetetra]

I managed to listen to exactly 3 seconds of this before I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.

[romanceyourdemons]

i bet belle and hua mulan would love each other. the filial piety brothers 💪

[romanceyourdemons]

belle: i respect my father so much

hua mulan: hey i respect MY father so much, and also yours

belle: i would lay down my life for him in an instant, so of course when his life was on the line i didn’t hesitate to set aside whatever identity and thoughts of the future i had had to defend him

hua mulan: that’s crazy i also did that

belle: i didn’t expect that i would end up with more grandeur and authority than i ever could have accessed otherwise, but of course i didn’t forget who i was doing this for or let the power tempt me

hua mulan: 100% with you sister

belle: also the giant bloodthirsty cat creature gives insane dick like you wouldn’t even believe

hua mulan: the what

[firawren]

Not letting @dumpster-fire-rats leave that in the tags

[gay-irl]

Gay2️⃣irl

[xerxestexastoast]

I’m fucking CACKLING

[42questionsandaloafofbread]

FOUND IT. This. This is my favorite post on this website. Evil fictional company pride logos my beloved

[willgrahamsbouncingbulge]

HANNIBAL GIFSET PER EPISODE - amuse boche , s1

[gondorrevealparty]

They need to eat less because they're so small and weak. Why are they so small and weak? Because they eat less. Let's base our entire society on this distinction.

[angels-all-sin]

“ask me about” button PNGs credit not necessary but appreciated!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[morgannalefey]

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

[rockergiirl]

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

[jesterattack]

I habe some bad news

[rockergiirl]

BOTH TOWERS?

[iliothermia]

Mycenaean Boyfriends

[iliothermia]

Since I saw a little confusion on who these boys are

[moninils]

And all of this at once.

[ncsdlr]

yall ever start writing a fic in a certain mood and the next day youre not in that certain mood anymore so now you gotta wait until youre in that mood again so you can continue writing the fic ??

yea