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An Infestation, of Lice

Hello Lice

It’s very nice

To hear you made a call.

I hope you feel

That you can peel

Your banana in my hall.

If you need

A mug o’ mead

You know I’m here, don’t fall.

And when you piss

The toilet you miss:

I’ll mop it up with my shawl.

I love to walk past the fields and take in the beauty of nature.

#farmwhore

Ms Betty B. has such elegance and such grace, many today would struggle to even believe let alone UNDERSTAND what it meant to be a sophisticated woman — or man! — in the last century. We need to bring back this elegance and grace.

#Lauren Bacall #Lauren Buckle #femininity #farmcore #Hollywood #glamour #old hollywood #classic hollywood #diva #feminine #sensuality #grace #class #sophistication #the woman #the body #van life

mahi boo Mahi bull bull well done Mahi bull bull like the male cow what sound does the male cow make? Does the milk go? Does the milk go? Does the milk cow go moo moo moo?

i’ve been listening to travel skills the Firebird by Stravinsky the Firebird. What a wonderful composition for the Orchestra. Work what a wonderful wonderful amazing work.

do you know what little bit of pain in my throat?

Bethany has contacted me and what she had to say it really concerns me it brings I would say almost a peak of concern into my life because Buffy no delete Bethany backspace backspace

I do not remember his surname but his first name is jake and is I don’t wanna say it in a public forum but he’s turned homosexual.! I want I don’t want and so does Bing Buffy buffy Buffy Bethany. But I do wonder if the homosexuality is something from his own will or if it’s something that was forced upon him! Which is something that happens from time to time. Buffy boo FANNY also wonders this, it is her in fact to her suggested to me that the homosexuality of this man jake may in fact be fabricated a fabrication vicious fabrication. Thoughts my darlings food for thoughtfood for thought for that vote for that okay?

in the night of the 25th to the 26th of November Vincent fell from a third floor playing passage with a bed with a bath toe towel. Change the word passage to parachute remove the word toe! He had drunk a little bit of tequila smoked some herb her bitch sniffed some cocaine, cocaine, cocaine Español cocaine finding him. Finding him inanimate his friends called the fire brigade put back on his walk to his car.

#VINCENT

da da da da da da da da fair crazy crazy so crazy crazy have the book crazy for Vincent crazy for Vincent by Harvey Gilbert have you read it? I’ve read it twice twice twice put twice in caps. And I wonder how many people how many people? HOW MANYPEOPLE!!!

AI’ve got rhythm.

my blog has hit mainstream success and everybody is talking about it

#the fame monster by lazy gaga

conor is a dirty little bitch

i have seeen “the seven year itch”

did you just switch

“the seven year itch”

like. the word. bitch

idk guys

ok

wow

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