for his mourners will be outcast men

Trek. 32/GQ. Floridian. American Balkanization Party founder. Likes weird porn and being painstakingly honest. Tumblr anthropologist. Frank Wildhorn stan.

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[balaclava-trismegistus]

you must defeat my several exes which I refrain from passing moral judgment upon out of a place of empathy but whom definitely acted in ways that, although understandable within the context of their life and the forces they were subject to, inflicted a lot of deep wounds I did not deserve to delicate parts of myself which have not and may never heal. if you want in my boy hole, that is.

[trekfaerie]

i tried to use the what is this reddit to identify a weird thing i found in my bathroom, but they deleted my post because I "already know what it is."

messaged the mods, was told to use the plant-specific reddit. told them i don't know if it's a plant, because i don't know what it is. was told to use the bug-specific reddit. told them i don't know if it's a bug, becausE I DONT KNOW WHAT IT FUCKING IS??????

kafkaesque nightmare

[the-supernatural-atheist]

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

[kittycomet]

pokopia tutorial sequence

[bashcrandicoot]

Ditto doing that for the first time

[pastacrylic]

im going to throw up

[chufflepop]

Browt

Tried to make it match the bg

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[spiribia]

i like how we all ignore that soldier / poet / king is probably supposed to all be descriptors for jesus christ and we're all just like this is my 3 blokes from the last television show i watched

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Tried to tip a tumblr blog at 1am and it was such a suspicious transaction it immediately put a full fraud freeze on my account

Fortunately, banks no longer just ask 'did you make that transaction' they want to make sure you weren't scammed into making that transaction and 5mins after their call will give away all your money anyway.

This is an honest to goodness life saving movement and I cannot be happier banks are adopting it

Unfortunately, it meant I had to have the most embarrassing financial call of my life

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Me: Ah yeah I was just trying to tip a tumblr blog

Cash: right and were you directed there by a Facebook link? An Instagram advert?

Me: no I was just on tumblr...on purpose

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Caah: and this person asked you for money?

Me: oh no they just had a funny story, which happened to be about money and I thought, "wouldn't it be funny if I tipped them"

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Me: * covering a reblog by reblog update on the adventures my mutual was having *

Cash: okay I don't think that can actually happen though..

Me: It might not have, but i was happy to tip them just because it was funny

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Cash: and how well do you think you know this person?

Me: *considers explaining how much I know about a beloved mutual without ever knowing their name or face* ... I have no idea who this person is

I think in the end Cash decided there was no saving me from myself

[dungeon-moss]

[bgm05]

[rainbow-femme]

Thought this was useful context

[netherworldpost]

every single thing in your life that is customized to make you more authentically "you" is inherently a great, wonderful thing

no matter if it is made with great care and skill (bag displayed) or something made with a sharpee in the dark at 4 AM because you are too excited to not have your love of something/someone documented

[ryebreadgf]

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

[ryebreadgf]

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

[raisinchallah]

when creative partnerships are more intimate than a marriage and the break up is worse than a divorce

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[lakevida]

ive got a little secret about the circumstances under which these sentences as well were arranged