dean dyke

sydney // i’m 26 (+1) dude // heller since 2014 // @milksprink‘s femme

[midnightchapter]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | THE VAMPIRE LESTAT — 3.05 “New York”

[vamplire]

armand doing the steps:

step 1: apology tour

step 2: evil again

[playthings2007]

Yeah I think he probably lets all his limbs go limp and just gets hauled around by his arms like a ragdoll (I tense up as the audience starts murmuring to each other and shaking their heads) I mean he has sex normally. He can access his own body during sex

[loopnoid]

i've been told there's a repost of this silly old comic going around so here's the real one

[osinthewhite]

"but physical media is worse quality and will break with time" I DON'T CARE! I WANT TO OWN THINGS I LIKE! I WANT SHELVES FULL OF DVDS, CDS, AND A LIBRARY!

[mouthbrood]

ok computer show me men in pain

[l3thalp3tal]

[bernard-jackson]

[sellos]

[aantinous]

but when he walks in, i am loved, i am loved

[lleyksie]

moles + worms + shrew

[ihateornithologists]

i think i need to post this again

[swagvo1d]

doomed

[messvoid]

The Devil has minioned too close to the sun

[chocolatecakecas]

superhell, rusty nail, party city wig....15 years of television

[pinetreememories]

[clerkrard]

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