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segamascott

illegaldownload

i love bald women

illegaldownload

let's replace veterans day with bald women day

hugsohugs

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

#rei/homegoods au #is half this

tower princes

Me when I read a book by a famous author that’s a modern classic and everyone says it’s really good and then it’s really good

#the secret history + wolf hall

corvophobia

was in a painting mood

#tlt #art

hbmmaster

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

hbmmaster

the word cutes is autological

lakevida

I was born in 2003 is that normal

literally no

godlessondheimite

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

nobodys-odyssey

Taylor Swift does this

godlessondheimite

no she doesn’t

nobodys-odyssey

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.