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knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

#:discord pensive emoji:#don’t say it don’t say it

capric0rnie

hunger games tweets march 2026 edition!!!!!

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When you're bisexual, every other character is also bisexual

court-of-secrets

shout out to my favorite fanfiction ever because many pieces have tried to explain why Clove and Cato both ended up in the games together despite being in love, but “Clove got reaped and the girl who was supposed to volunteer didn’t because Clove had killed her boyfriend” is objectively the funniest take on this

#wait this is so funny

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Clato memes because I can

dhaampyr

hey siri does colorado have lakes

self indulgent clato beach episode doodle :3c

ellatargaryen

i still need the tbosas 4 hr cut

solar-halos

i feel like billy taupe could have changed

solar-halos

why did you guys let me post this

destroyed-by-clato

Because we all agreed but no-one was brave enough to say it

clovesknives2

new clato coded meet cute with street fighter!cato. except let's be real, unlike scarlet, clove would only be more excited and turned on if cato fought people for fun

atefingersdagger

Clove: Don't worry, Cato and I talked it out. It was a real bondage moment

Glimmer: You mean 'bonding' moment, right?

Clove: No, I said what I said

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Outtake Clove/Cato memes

clovesknives2

Kidnapper: I’ve taken your ally hostage.

Cato: Which one?

Kidnapper: The sarcastic one.

Cato: You’ll have to be more specific.

Kidnapper: The emotionally unstable one.

Cato: Still need more.

Kidnapper: She bit me.

Cato: Ah. You have Clove.

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Cato: Have you considered marriage? Specifically, to me?

Clove: We're in the middle of a murder.

Cato: :(

Clove: That wasn't a no.

Cato: :)

bakedgoodsforbucky

Thinking about tbosas from the other perspective is so funny to me because imagine you’re Lucy Gray and the way you make a living is by singing and being a charming, charismatic performer. The people in your district love you, you have a nice family, sure your parents are dead but things aren’t so bad.

Then you get Reaped because your boyfriend cheated on you - so now you have to fight for your life in an arena.

When you get to the Capitol you’re met by a guy around your age who says his job is to take care of you in the arena, so you figure you should probably use some of those charms you live by on him so you have a better chance at survival. So you flirt with him a little, save his life etc. It works! He helps you! Now you’ve won the Hunger Games! You get to go home and see your family! Thank you random Capitol guy for your help, bye bye now.

And then you’re singing on stage, with your family who you literally killed people to see again, thrilled to be alive and this fuckin Capitol guy has followed you home.

Oh and also he’s a peacekeeper now so is legally allowed a gun.

And now he kind of won’t leave you alone - the charm worked too well and he’s obsessed with you. Brilliant. But you’re a survivor. So you let him get closer, just enough to feel safe. And as you get to know him better, maybe you’re thinking, hey this guy isn’t so bad, he’s kind of cute with his buzzcut and he seems to really like you, maybe this could be something. Also it might be useful to have a peacekeeper on side - everything in your district is about survival.

Things are going well, you write a song about him, he cries, your little cousin loves him.

And then he murders someone in front of you and you’re like oh shit he crazy. And THEN you realise that because of the person he murdered, the mayor is now out for your blood and you’re probably gonna die so you have to get out of there ASAP so you say bye to this guy and he INVITES HIMSELF TO YOUR ESCAPE PLAN and you have to be like “oh sure, that’s super news, would absolutely love to have you along with me, I’m so glad you asked.” So now you’re stuck with him again.

And THEN you’re in the middle of escaping and he fuckin tells you he’s murdered an extra person you didn’t know about and when you ask him who, he says his old self and now you’re thinking oh shit he CRAZY crazy. And THEN he finds the gun he used and you realise that if he destroys that evidence then you’re the only loose end and he has a kind of crazy look in his eye so you’re like, okay time to nip this in the bud, I’m outta here gotta go pick some katniss. So you run away from him and THEN he follows you again and fuckin shoots at you so you run FASTER and now you’ve disappeared and no one will ever find out what happened to you which drives him absolutely crazy for 60+ years.

Oh and also they’re going to erase all footage of your Games so no one will remember you and he’s going to become a tyrannical dictator who has personal beef with three different sixteen year olds from your district over the years, all because you hurt his feelings one time.