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I am NamelessGenXer and I am already gone.
And don't you worry: I will be pounding on my congresscritters until they get the job done. They are never going to take away my Freedom From Religion.
so much awesome.
Haha
The Godlessness Outside makes me so happy, I'm gonna go smoke a joint PS: don't tell this fuckwit that Obama's been Prez for like 1,427 days, OK?
Have you read about Texas wanting to secede as well? I live in Texas and I can't even mention Obama without getting attacked verbally. The majority of the people here are acting like sore losers.
No offense to you personally, it must be disgusting, living among such sub-human filth. The majority have spoken, and we have a major problem with a bunch of dumb fucking hicks believing the best way to compete in a global economy is to teach our children that the earth is a mere 6,000 years old and Jeebus rode on dinosaurs, rather than teaching them science. Also have a major problem with the Mormon practice of systematically raping 12 year-old girls, which is 100% condoned by the Texas legislature. This nation would be better off without Texas and it would be quite entertaining to watch the white trash try to recover from the next hurricane without FEMA. My advice to YOU is to GTFO of that shit hole.
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/peacefully-grant-state-louisiana-withdraw-united-states-america-and-create-its-own-new-government/1wrvtngl
Dear Louisiana, GET THE FUCK OUT.
I'm planning on going to the hell that's reserved for the fun people, so I think FSM will forgive me for laughing at this for 5 solid minutes.
The Romney Concession Song
everybody sing along...
You may think I'm overcome with torment and depression Symptoms common to the loser of a big election But not me, you see I've got a secret weapon That keeps me happy and gay I'm still rich Filthy rich As far as I'm concerned, this election thing Went off without a hitch 'Cause now I'll have the best tax write-offs I could ever get While he has nothin' but gettin' blamed For the U.S. goin' to H. E. double hockey sticks! Oh, life's a bitch Wait, except it ain't for me 'Cause I'm still rich I never really wanted that low wage "president" job to taint my career Besides, who on Earth could possibly get by on 400,000 dollars a year? Now that I'm done pretending to have fun spending time with the plebeians My speaking fee will multiply by three - so if you ask me, we won! This may be the happiest day of my entire life I promise you I'm definitely not crying inside Because I'm still... Rich Filthy rich Trust me, my strategy worked perfectly Didn't have one single glitch Shucks, I can go overseas and invest in whatever I darn well please While Obama triple-double checks his pension To make sure it isn't overly Chinese! Life's a flippin' bitch! Wait, except it ain't for me cuz I'm still Horse-ridin' company-acquirin' Income-hidin' employee-firin' Luxury-yacht-buyin' Rich!
Romney was stoic as he talked the president, an aide said, but his wife Ann cried. Running mate Paul Ryan seemed genuinely shocked, the adviser said. Ryan’s wife Janna also was shaken and cried softly. “There’s nothing worse than when you think you’re going to win, and you don’t,” said another adviser. “It was like a sucker punch.
Adviser: Romney “shellshocked” by loss - CBS News (via apsies)
Republicans. Delusional to the bitter end. Do the sane people a favor and stay inside your echo chamber while the smart people run the country.
They have been at this for 30 years, if you think this is over, guess again.
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Lycra Stainmaster Carpet
Dense Armor Drywall and Decking
ToughArmor Gypsum board
Georgia pacific Plytanium Plywood Flexrock
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I thought witnessing the Great PUMA Tantrum of '08 in real time was fun, but it turns out that was just the bagged crudité tray before the grand schadenfreude banquet that is the Colossal Wingnut Bed-Shitting of 2012. Good times!
Betty Cracker | Balloon Juice
Aren't you glad you never have to see this evil fucking clown again?
He’s also a koala. OUR PRESIDENT IS A MALE GOD FEARING KOALA.
For those Americans playing at home, the Prime Minister of Australia is a female athiest.
*dead*
Dear Kristen Neel: GET THE FUCK OUT.
Front pages
If any putrid republicans are reading this: you really do need to read up on the Schlesinger Cycle.
You will be running against the record of George W. Bush for as long as that hideous nightmare remains in living memory. You're best bet now is Bristol Palin ~ 2040.
'nuff said.
This year, voting is more than just the core responsibility of citizenship; it is an act of defiance against malicious political forces determined to reduce access to democracy. Millions of ballots on Tuesday — along with those already turned in — will be cast despite the best efforts of Republican officials around the country to prevent them from playing a role in the 2012 election. Even now, Republicans are assembling teams to intimidate voters at polling places, to demand photo ID where none is required, and to cast doubt on voting machines or counting systems whose results do not go their way.
—The New York Times Editorial | Upholding Democracy, Ballot by Ballot
VOTER RESOURCES
If you encounter Republican Voter Intimidation at your polling place, here's how to report it and get help!
Voter Intimidation is a CRIME.
No self-appointed poll watcher has the right to intimidate, bully or harass you when you vote.
1-202-514-1888 | FBI Voter Intimidation Hotline
1-800-311-VOTE | GottaVote OFA Voter Hotline
1-866-OUR-VOTE 1-866-687-8683 | Election Protection
1-888-VE-VOTA (1-888-839-8682) | en Español
Election Protection is the nation’s largest nonpartisan voter protection coalition, led by the Lawyers’ Committee for Civil Rights Under Law. Through its 1-866-OUR-VOTE hotline (1-866-687-8683), smartphone application and other resources, and dedicated team of legal experts and trained volunteers, Election Protection helps all American voters, including traditionally disenfranchised groups, gain access to the polls and overcome obstacles to voting, offering live assistance. The coalition has more than 100 partners at the national, state and local level and is providing voter protection services now through Election Day for all 50 states.
1-866-MYVOTE-1 | NAACP National Voter Hotline
This Voter Registration and Empowerment Hotline is the result of a partnership between the NAACP, the National Urban League and the National Action Network and dozens of media outlets around the country. They system allows callers are able to 1) Request a form to register to vote (until October 9), 2) Find the voting precinct closest to your home, and 3) Leave up to a sixty (60) second message about any problems you’re have trying to vote or observations about the campaigning going on in their neighborhood. The hotline is, in part, a partnership with InfoVoter Technologies, a Philadelphia company specializing in interactive voice systems.
A personal note to my fellow TUMBLRs:
I am signing off now, as I will be spending every second of my free time for the next two days GETTING OUT THE VOTE >>
Catch you on the flip side, and if the EPIC FAIL that is The Pundit Class gets you down with their incessant horse race bullshit, remember:
There was NEVER good news for John McCain.