neopia's worst.

My name is Manda, I'm 18, and I have been playing Neopets on and off for years, and I almost always made really stupid usernames, so I made a new account recently. :3 I cannot follow back, as this is a sideblog, but if I'm more than happy to follow on my main. I know, sideblogs suck. :(

[destructomatchh]

follow my new blog if you haven't yet.

i moved my blog so it's no longer a sideblog. :3

http://destructomatch.tumblr.com/

[destructomatchh]

MY DICK.

Oh, I mean, please suck it. Thanks!

[theswampghoul-deactivated201207]

[vaspim3]

oh sht

[alo-vra]

So there aren’t any homestuck updates I have a bunch of homework I’m not going to do and my dash slowed down

So this is how I spend my day.

yepppp…

[destructomatchh]

i'm laughing so hard at this

[ntyglt-blog]

LOOK THERE GOES CHIA FUCKING EVERYONE’S HAPPINESS UP AGAIN

JUST LOOK AT HIM

[queenkacheek]

look at this cake

it’s doing the helicopter

there is a dick in that cake

[destructomatchh]

oh my god what is this i don't even

[atomicaffliction-blog]

Okay all you neopet lovers ;). I saw everyone doing these giveaways and thought I would get in on this action! 

You see that picture up there? Yeah I do mean that Winter Snowflake Gift Box Mystery Capsule! Well that can be yours. I have one tucked away and I am giving it away! Just reblog thisONCE and I will be picking someone at random. 

There is a catch! I will only be giving this away if this gets reblogged at least 50 times (^_^) 

Okay GO GO GO REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG! 

(I will draw a name out of a hat literally for the winner. I will even take a picture of me doing it!) 

[vaspim3]

[destructomatchh]

DAT PET'S NAME.

[sheeplessness-blog]

[krawkisland]

but what if i just like send the neopets valentines greetings to all of my teachers tomorrow

[destructomatchh]

I SWEAR THIS HAPPENS EVERY DAMN DAY.  I did not spend 500 NP to get 500 NP back, you slore. 

[ntyglt-blog]

[neoscreenies-blog]

[neopianangst]

OKAY BUT LIKE

WHY THE FUCK NOT

WHEN I SHOW UP AT THE SUPERMARKET NOBODY SAYS “OH YOU’VE GOT A SHOPPING LIST, I’M SORRY, CAN’T LET YOU IN”

SALESPEOPLE DON’T SAY “CAN I HELP YOU? OH YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A SPECIFIC ITEM? OH WELL FUCK YOU THEN CAN’T HELP”

GOD

[corgimatsu-deactivated20170918]

I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going…..

[kouger233screenies]

This is why I love TNT.