COLLECT MY CASES

A SlenderMAN (he/him) Transphobes, Terfs, ect. are not welcome at this agency.

[detective-slenderman]

in the forest that never sleeps, there are so many cases to be solved...

[detective-slenderman]

Officially calling this account a done deal...

I had a lot of fun running this back in the day when the slender verse was something big and I had a lot of friends I could interact with, but that was years ago now and I think It's time I let this blog go down in the funeral pyre it deserves.

Slender-man out...

[scariest-crepeypastas]

Jeffrey Killer was already tired of his new life at Slender’sMansion. All they had him doin was finding two Slender Page a day and chuuuuuuurnin’ butter. He hated chrunin’ butter. He could be doing something better… he was staring to get… a feeling….

[detective-slenderman]

someone stole all my ellipses, i don’t know what do with myself

[detective-slenderman]

that wordle was so beautiful

[slenderzalgogoonerr]

Slenderman is the ONLY creepypasta character that is allowed to be twinkified.

It's in the name. Slender. Man. Draw that man with a tiny waist and long legs and a fat ass IMMEDIATELY.

[slenderzalgogoonerr]

Hi. Where is my twink art. Twink art please. It's not... For nefarious purposes. Just wanna... See.... NOTHING NSFW

[detective-slenderman]

detective, a BLACK PERSON put cream cheese on my tesla!!!!!!!!!!!!

… It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood…

[detective-slenderman]

rail me like a pot roast detective

Stop sexually harassing me

[detective-slenderman]

im formulating it....oooooohhh.......

why do only the most inane and tormented people come into my ask box... ?

[caca-cam]

graze my chode detective

[detective-slenderman]

sorry i lent out my microscope this week… maybe some other time

[pokkin]

I found an old blog from 2018 that claims theyve discovered artifacts and fossils in the photos taken by a mars rover and all of them are very clearly just two rocks leaning on eachother

[pokkin]

[detective-slenderman]

No no…. This is good…

[detective-slenderman]

im formulating it....oooooohhh.......

why do only the most inane and tormented people come into my ask box... ?

[detective-slenderman]

mmmmm....yess....my formula is almost complete....

Woah…

[detective-slenderman]

Just got back from some deep undercover work… I am not able to discuss the details at the moment… in the meantime, what are the ‘happs’ ?

[phah-lastname]

somebody stole my eight pages and scattered them across the forest

[detective-slenderman]

I’m on the case..!

[detective-slenderman]

Just got back from some deep undercover work… I am not able to discuss the details at the moment… in the meantime, what are the ‘happs’ ?

[katt1281]

dodent 👆

[detective-slenderman]

@caca-cam get out of my inbox…

[detective-slenderman]

detect

-ive slenderman… That is my name…