sir pookus dookus

professional mood killer

[nelson-riddle-me-this]

This Monday's had Friday written all over it since the start

[tympanista]

[batneko]

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[mangoeater1000-deactivated20201]

please support this interracial french gay couple and their 20 kids

[captain-acab]

“le couple homosexuel interracial français milieu a vingt enfants” en fait c’est une erreur statistique. georgs d'enfants, qui habite dans une cave et adopte dix mille enfants chaque jour, est une donnée aberrante et il faudrait pas l’avoir compté

[hikikomoricomplex]

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

[hikikomoricomplex]

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

[poopjournalist]

[caca-cam]

had to explain to my most gay friend what poppers were, still finding that hard to believe

[gnurbot]

Looking for true love looking for true love

[philconnorz]

she's yellow because she's a fool to do your dirty work ☝🏼

[durbikins]

removing the second half of a Chuck Norris joke makes it funny

[echoallegro]

These street names are WILD

So I was delivering uber eats earlier and found The Good Way was one of the street names around here and was like lmao what’s next, The Bad Way? And then I turned the fucking corner and THERE IT WAS.. THE BAD WAY.

So now I’m like. Ok so there’s a good way and a bad way I was like haha I wonder if the put good guys on the good way and bad guys on the bad way. Then I turned the fucking corner and found The Ugly Way.

My mind was blown. Killer reference. Great job, Texas street naming conventions.

Also are any of these considered ominous signs @ominous-signs

[evilvillain123456789]

I was trying to masturbate to the sound of my roommate using a vibrator but I'm old as shit so as I moved to press my ear against his bedroom door my lower back sprained and I was left permanently disabled

[caca-cam]

that's why you gotta bust out the horn instead

[studsandswords]

2 minutes of noise is out

We made noise not music

[flying-potato2]

if yoire name isnt bunnies

yes it is

why would uou lie to me. tgats not nice....

[mysticusfreeze]

Awesome t shirt Adam is wearing in mythbusters

[caca-cam]

hi twinnn :3

hello brosquito

[novelistparty]

Baby Globe, Wikipedia’s 25th birthday mascot

[mtndewpitchblack]