SlenderZalgo posting

Your spokesperson for the most God Awful ship this side of the Internet. Welcome. I follow all SlenderZalgo fans! Be my friend!

[slenderzalgogoonerr]

Uh...hello? Hello Hello?

Uhh...I've got a message for you...

Hi! I've been here once before...My name was something like 'spookylittlewoman' or something like that. Who knows? Hah!

My name is Madam! I am 16 years old as of July! I am a she! Use feminine pronouns on me!

As you can tell by my username, my main hyperfixations of all time are Slenderman and Zalgo...I love Zalender...Zalender nation...

I have a Creepypasta AU! Its name is 'The Grand Conspiracy'! It's a Slendermansion AU! WOW! I CAN ANSWER HEADCANON REQUESTS! PLEASE ASK ME QUESTIONS!

Imagine...Slendermansion AU mixed with IEPFB rewrite and you throw in some Marble Hornets! OOOO YOU WANNA ASK ME ABOUT IT SOOOO BAD

I will make a CRP AU account! Lets follow each other! -> @thegrandconspiracy and a comic account! @grandconspiracycomic

I also like: The Amazing Digital Circus (Funnybunny), I Eat Pasta for Breakfast (no I don't but I've been hyperfixated on it since 2016), Creepypasta in general, Vocaloid, FNAF, Touhou Project, VICTORIAN HISTORY!, Royal History, Spooky Month, Internet / Fandoms in general!

Let's be friends! I generally love to be online (although I may be away because of college stuff), and I love talking to people (even though I may take a while to respond)!

I have my own TADC AU as welll!!! YAAAAY!

I have CPTSD and Autism and perhaps system, perhaps Cluster B...I am also Fictionkin! YAHOO!

SEE YOU SOON! Thank you all for reeeeeading :3

Yours Sincerely,

Madam

[mad-hex]

i actually find slenderzalgo to be pretty amusing

[z0mbi3cr33pyyyy]

Mwahahahaha

@slenderzalgogoonerr

[slenderzalgogoonerr]

SlenderZalgo is everything

[trendermanblogs]

Hello my darlings!

My name is Trenderman

I use He/him pronouns

If you need fashion advice I am your guy

(OOC)

This will be a Trenderman roleplay blog! I will post a bit of art of Trender, and answer questions and interact with other roleplay blogs.

All of the answers will be my version of cannon since Trender does not have lots of cannon lore.

✎ᝰ。

[slenderzalgogoonerr]

GO CHECK OUT THIS BLOG IT'S REALLY FUN!!!!

[hyperfixatedandthinking]

Yoooo twin do you have Slenderman headcanons.... Wait have I asked this before

I don't think you've asked before... Someone did but I think I'd remember if it was you, twin. I'm writing this on my phone at 2 am because this heatwave is hell, so apologies if this reads like ramblings of an insane individual.

There's no suit. He doesn't actually even wear clothes, its just the way his skin looks. A lot of it is decayed and textured like wood, if you knocked on him it would sound like banging on a door, however his 'tie' is actually a hole in his flesh that leads to his internal organs. Gross.

He eats... Through his chest hole, the face is actually more of a decoration, its like when moths have snake faces on their backs to ward off predators, it gives the effect of a much taller entity. It also distracts humans from the fact that he's low-key silly looking.

He interacts with Sally a lot. They met when she died because her Uncle murdered her in the forest. He's not her friend, however he does enjoy to observe her and those she lives with from time to time.

I've mentioned him being able to trap people in their own heads before, the longest he's ever done it was a year straight. It was Kate. He puppeted her around his forest for entertainment and set her on multiple of her 'friends' during that time.

I had a few questions about how him and Zalgo would... procreate. The answer is: I don't know. Some weird, freaky demon blood shit that would use their blood to create a new demon maybe? They're trying to make the best one they can, in hopes of creating some form of empire or warrior lineage to take over other realms. But don't worry, that'll take a good century or two so the Creeps are just chilling. No apocalypse yet.

Sometimes he enters a rage state and closes his forest to humans using mass mind control. He can tear the demons and creatures that live there apart because they'll slowly stitch themselves back together again, but humans don't work like that, not unless he exerts a lot of his power like he did when he bought back [REDACTED]. Its just a lot of effort, really. He'd much rather just be watching them run around than having to deal with putting their pieces back together.

Thank you for the ask!

[slenderzalgogoonerr]

OH MY GOD YOUR AU IS SO SCARY

Your Slenderman could be the ever loving shit out of my Slenderman

Why does your Slenderman so slightly remind me of the Mothman? I don't know

I love how in every universe Slender and Sally just have to have some form of relationship or constant interaction it can't be a complete CRP Au without it....

AAAAAA I LOVE YOUR HEADCANONS SO MUCH

[slenderzalgogoonerr]

I just can't stop imagining the Slender Brothers all reacting to Slender getting with Zalgo. Imagine your brother, this wispy ass man gets with the guy from the Garfield comics.

[evilfishguy]

put that slenderman in a bunny outfit !1!1!

[slenderzalgogoonerr]

RETWEET

[grandconspiracycomic]

this is the artist jaja but Ty for all of the love and support. This is so surreal! I am so so thankful for all of the love and kindness and enjoyment of my silly drawings people have. I love doing the art for Madams story even tho im evil and get busy and distracted jaja

shes very kind tho I love working with her :D

anywaysssss she asked me to share that A DUB OF OUR WORK IS UP!!

this is extremely exciting and im very happy!

thank you to the people who put work into making the dub! Thank you to the people who like our comic!

You can watch here!!

https://youtu.be/LBAQopyUs6I?si=e-K7vDeHMSTXTLIE

[slenderzalgogoonerr]

AAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAA.

[gracheeez]

Creepypasta & Slenderverse pixel art icons! Pt 17 MISCELLANEOUS

Made by: Lunchers (he doesn’t have socials and authorised me to post them)

Zero x The Puppeteer, Zalgo x Slenderman & Wilson The Basher x Rouge The Prowler

Timothy Wright x Brian Thomas, Nurse Ann x Jane the Killer & Loup Noir x Hoaxton

Nina The Killer x Kate The Chaser, Laughing Jill x Emra & Jeff the Killer x Eyeless Jack

Jane The Killer x Jessica Locke, HABIT x Alex Kralie & Eyeless Jack x Nina The Killer

Candy Pop x Jason The Toy Maker & Arcane x Anesthesia

[slenderzalgogoonerr]

OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!!!!!!

SLENDERMAN X ZALGO MENTIONED!!!! Oh my Lord on another note Lunchers is such a good artist PIXEL ART IS SO HARD EVERYONE WHO CAN DO IT IS SO COOL

SLENDERMAN X ZALGO MENTIONED?!! @! #! #! #! #

[z0mbi3cr33pyyyy]

King in Yellow x Slenderman x Zalgo FANFICTION

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83143646

I have been working on this fic for almost 2 months, I've done lots of work and drawings to help promote it and I can't wait to show it to the world!

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Please enjoy!

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[slenderzalgogoonerr]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS IS ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD FIC it made me feel things

[hyperfixatedandthinking]

Considering that your Slender and Zalgo are sort of married, what's their dynamic like??

I wonder why you could possibly be asking about that specific ship? It's mystery we'll never know the answer to. Anyway! Fun question.

Imagine that one couple who got married at age 18, fresh out of school, very puppy love, very aww. Only the 'marriage' was a blood pact in which they swore their souls to one another for eternity after meeting in the early existence of humanity.

Then imagine them two thousand years later, bitter, jaded, and yet still somehow in love. They live in separate realms (mostly because Zalgo would crush the city if he even attempted to enter into Slenderman's home) and control their own people, all the while they have a level of contact with one another that human minds cannot comprehend. They communicate through psychic connection and ultrasonic screaming, soundwaves and thoughts that pierce through reality and make their way between realms. (When they have a fight, every entity in every realm hears it even if they don't understand Latin.)

Then add in the fact that they're two all powerful entities with extremely sadistic tendencies, a lot of blood and violence is involved in their marriage. (Mostly other people's but Zalgo has been known to start physical conflicts. That may sound bad, but in the words of Santiago from iwtv "To us monsters, what's a bite between paramours?") They've almost killed each other several times... It usually amounts to copious amounts of demonic copulation and occasionally a child.

Oh yeah, they have kids. A lot of them, but that's not something I'm getting into. (mostly cause I haven't written them yet, shhh 🤫) All you need to know is that they're not very good fathers/mothers/parents.

Anyways, hope this answered your question! Thank you for the ask!

[slenderzalgogoonerr]

OOOOOOOOOOO FIGHTING COUPLE SLENDERZALGO I SEE I SEE.......

I really like this concept I love SlenderZalgo fighting and then just dragging EVERYONE ELSE INTO THEIR BS it's so funny where's that post where Evil acts as their couples therapist

And throughout all the trials and tribulations, they still love each other ❤ it's honestly kinda sweet when you think about it

I HOPE THEY BECOME BETTER PARENTS THOSE POOR KIDS

[askspeedyzalgo]

that was entirely too close!

he can’t ever know.

[slenderzalgogoonerr]

I'm starting a new tag: SlenderZalgo heritage posts

Theres gonna be barely be any posts on there, but regardless it's interesting to see all the SlenderZalgo content from before the 2020s, back when it was still an overtly disliked ship.

[ask-thejeff]

What about slenderman x Zalgo?

(( Anon got a point 🙄🙄🙄 @thezalgofamily ))

[slenderzalgogoonerr]

YES SHIP!

[ask-theslenderbrothers]

Are Slenderman and Zalgo gay for each other do they give each other a little kiss

NO —🦷

[slenderzalgogoonerr]

OH NOOOOO (I was the one who sent tbr ask)

I AM NOW GOING TO CRY IN THE CORNER ;(((((( jk ZALGOS SO CUTE

[candyinsaninh0]

OLDMENYAOI!🔛🔝

[slenderzalgogoonerr]

The post that made me realise there are still SlenderZalgo fans out there

[z0mbi3cr33pyyyy]

"Why pick one?"

Yaoi

[slenderzalgogoonerr]

THIS GUY HAS TOO MUCH RIZZ OH MY LORD

[machinev1]

SlenderZalgo

and then a slenderbrother one sneak anyways bye i love going on hiatus

[slenderzalgogoonerr]

NO DOT COME BACK

SlenderZalgoposting is so fun

[hyperfixatedandthinking]

I need to inform you how juicy ur slenderman art/design is IWANTHIMSOBAD

Anyways, tell us more about slender !! His purpose, powers, relationships, etc??

I knew someone would want to fuck the tall man 😔 Hey, if tall, white, and faceless is your type, go for it! He might break your neck though, he doesn't do well with strangers... or anyone for that matter.

Slender is one of the main entities within my AU, he controls basically everything within his turf, he fogs people's minds, he tells the Creeps where to go, who to kill, so on and so forth.

He can't affect the physical world outside of his realm (which is the forest) but he can manipulate the mind of literally anyone he comes into contact with. If someone arrives in the city they're automatically under his control, even worse if they end up in the forest, then he has free reign to do whatever he wants. He can trap people in memories as a punishment (that's his go to when his Proxies aren't behaving as they should), he can make people lose time, he can puppet them around, and he can whisper to them. The whispers aren't fun little 'hehe kill that dude' whispers. They're not words. They aren't audible and yet they're everywhere, buried in back of the mind like a memory of a memory, with flashes of names, faces, locations that could lead his Proxies to whoever he wants disposed of.

How does he choose his victims? No one knows. It feels random. Maybe it's a sacrifice, maybe it's not. Maybe they serve some purpose to him in the afterlife. Nothing is for certain. All the Creeps know is that when they're told to kill, they kill. If they don't then something bad will happen to them, and they'll wake up in a pool of their own vomit and blood beside a corpse they don't remember killing.

His Proxies are hand picked, the ones he knows can carry out jobs well and won't get side tracked. He picked Tim and Brian after [REDACTED] and found they worked well together, and he picked Toby because the boy burnt down a section of his forest. Rude. Very rude. And Kate... Well, she put herself so deep into the forest that he figured she wished to stay there, and he to a degree he admires her ruthlessness.

He monitors the lesser entities (LJ, the Puppeteer, Jason) to make sure they don't gain enough power to ruin what he has in place, and makes continuous contact with Zalgo. They're married in a loose sense of the word. It's more of a demonic blood pact that swears their souls to entwine for eternity. The things you do when you're a teenager in love🙄.

Everyone else is an ant. He enjoy to play with them however he deems fit, and most of the time that playing involves some form of cruelty. His purpose is control, and he will fulfil it no matter what.

Hope you enjoyed! Thanks for the ask!

[slenderzalgogoonerr]

HOORAY SLENDERZALGO MARRIAGE lets hope they don't get divorced this time... Oh to be old and in love!

(This Slender is so fucking scary oh my Lord he controls EVERYTHING?!)