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@detective-woods
Name: Conan Woods; generally known as ‘Detective Woods’ or just ‘Woods’.
Pronouns: He/Him
Age: 34 (May 22, 1991)
Languages: English, Latin, French, and German.
Affiliation: The truth
Occupation: Battery City detective, though technically unofficial.
Location: Battery City
Status: Alive
MEEEEYOOOWWWWWWW >:3
SINCE YOURE SUCH A DETECTIVE…….
Why don’t you find out what happened to Illium Dulcie Fuerestein? :) Her story is very interesting, I promise. And if you can find out what has happened to her, there will be something very interesting in store for you :)
Good luck detective. You’ll need it.
-@k4ndiik4t
ooc: cant believe candy is tryna get someone else to dig up their old past smh what a lazy bum
By Jove! Please, do not shout so loudly in my ear.
Hum! I suppose I could look into this “Feuerstein” person's whereabouts; however . . . I have yet another corpse in the slums that requires my undivided attention. Should this case be more interesting than possible foul play, however, I may perhaps consider putting it higher on my list.
Oh my, definitely look into that corpse first! :0
But if you ever get the time, just know that their story is very…..sad? Melodramatic maybe? All I know is that it involves a dead child! :)
Do whatever you see fit with that information :)))
. . . I believe there is a misunderstanding. I take my job quite seriously, and I simply do not have the time to chase cases with no evidence.
Ah, but if you have anything for me to go off of please, pray tell.
MEEEEYOOOWWWWWWW >:3
SINCE YOURE SUCH A DETECTIVE…….
Why don’t you find out what happened to Illium Dulcie Fuerestein? :) Her story is very interesting, I promise. And if you can find out what has happened to her, there will be something very interesting in store for you :)
Good luck detective. You’ll need it.
-@k4ndiik4t
ooc: cant believe candy is tryna get someone else to dig up their old past smh what a lazy bum
By Jove! Please, do not shout so loudly in my ear.
Hum! I suppose I could look into this “Feuerstein” person's whereabouts; however . . . I have yet another corpse in the slums that requires my undivided attention. Should this case be more interesting than possible foul play, however, I may perhaps consider putting it higher on my list.
bingle bongle dingle dangle yikkity do yikkity da
so boredddddd so im back to annoying youuuu because im boreddddd >:D
-@k4ndiik4t
What does that top part mean?
Anyways of course you are annoying me. Why does it always have to be me?
No.. but unfortunately neither does the city. I see this conversation has turned upside down, hm? Perhaps us being allies is simply not meant to be. Is this where I say “Au revoir”?
Yes. I suppose so
Well! Au revoir.
bingle bongle dingle dangle yikkity do yikkity da
so boredddddd so im back to annoying youuuu because im boreddddd >:D
-@k4ndiik4t
What does that top part mean?
Anyways of course you are annoying me. Why does it always have to be me?
No.. but unfortunately neither does the city. I see this conversation has turned upside down, hm? Perhaps us being allies is simply not meant to be. Is this where I say “Au revoir”?
bingle bongle dingle dangle yikkity do yikkity da
so boredddddd so im back to annoying youuuu because im boreddddd >:D
-@k4ndiik4t
What does that top part mean?
Anyways of course you are annoying me. Why does it always have to be me?
I suppose, perhaps, that it has something to do with you humoring them? Ah, but I am not trying to play the blame game! It is merely my hypothesis.
And I believe the top part is a reference to a show on the television . . . Dr. Unusual? No, no . . . Ah! Dr. Who.
I have never heard of Dr Who... Hm. In any case, yes, I believe you may be correct. I have humoured Killjoys far too often
It has been banned for years. Unfortunate, yes; but necessary? No.
Perhaps. But do keep in mind that I am not attempting to stop you—as I said before, it is a capital mistake to prosecute the underprivileged. … Ah, well, in simpler terms: Not all killjoys have ill intentions.
I do tend to disagree. But I do find it quite... Interesting to listen to them, and hear their dumb jokes. It is entertaining :)
I suppose listening to their odd sense of humor has, shall I say, ways of breaking the mundane cycle of life? They are chaotic, messy, loud—but they are also a puzzle, and anything but commonplace at that.
Yes, I agree. I find it fascinating. I do have to try to puzzle out what they are saying usually though
Yes . . . I enjoy all attempts at understanding how they think and act. They are like a puzzle with a missing piece—you may be able to assume, hypothesize; but it will not be the full picture.
Like you, for example.
What do you mean by "you for example"? Are you trying to imply I am a missing piece in some puzzle? I do not mean to get off on the wrong foot, or imply anything. Perhaps... We could become allies :)
No, no; I mean to imply that for whatever reason you push killjoys away, when, as you previously admitted, you enjoy their company.
I would have to be dense to not understand the reason of pushing them away; but, you are much more trusting than I would have assumed. For example, I have been recording this conversation.
... Oh. I see. What purpose do you have by recording this?
I do not. However, you have just proved my point! I apologize for, how does the saying go.. “pulling your leg”.
You are a... How can I say this without sounding... Insulting? You are a very strange person.
Ah, yes, as I have been told. I suppose the way I speak is rather unorthodox? I have been told I sound “Victorian”, but I do not hear it. Presumably it has something to do with me being from London?
Ah, I see. Interesting. How long have you been in Battery City?
Since Battery City decided it wanted to start wars. It was, perhaps, the safest option to move. Ah.. but how I do miss London..
(A slightly overdramatic sigh)
The slums are similar enough to feel like the cesspool that is my home city. Those who inhabit the area are ignored by many—so I listen. Ah! But I have run on about myself for far too long. How about you?
I was born here, I have always lived in Battery City. I have not even entered the Zones
Just as I have gathered! You lack knowledge about Zone life, and of killjoys themselves, so it only made sense that you had not stepped foot out there.
A shame. The Zones are quite.. different.
I have no interest in leaving Battery City. The Zones are a lawless place where death is rampant. I would never trust myself out there
Yes; I simply jest! Although.. death could be less rampant, should the city cease its needless violence. But do not take that as me being disloyal! It is simply the truth I seek.
Well, we could cease if they would quit fighting us, and turning loyal citizens into traitorous killjoys :)
Ah . . . The lot of you have the same, commonplace thoughts. As I have said once before: There is not only one truth, that being one in favour of Battery City. There is also truth in favour of Killjoys, however it is seen as solely lies.
If your “loyal” citizens are running away with little fight, then were they ever truly loyal?
bingle bongle dingle dangle yikkity do yikkity da
so boredddddd so im back to annoying youuuu because im boreddddd >:D
-@k4ndiik4t
What does that top part mean?
Anyways of course you are annoying me. Why does it always have to be me?
I suppose, perhaps, that it has something to do with you humoring them? Ah, but I am not trying to play the blame game! It is merely my hypothesis.
And I believe the top part is a reference to a show on the television . . . Dr. Unusual? No, no . . . Ah! Dr. Who.
I have never heard of Dr Who... Hm. In any case, yes, I believe you may be correct. I have humoured Killjoys far too often
It has been banned for years. Unfortunate, yes; but necessary? No.
Perhaps. But do keep in mind that I am not attempting to stop you—as I said before, it is a capital mistake to prosecute the underprivileged. … Ah, well, in simpler terms: Not all killjoys have ill intentions.
I do tend to disagree. But I do find it quite... Interesting to listen to them, and hear their dumb jokes. It is entertaining :)
I suppose listening to their odd sense of humor has, shall I say, ways of breaking the mundane cycle of life? They are chaotic, messy, loud—but they are also a puzzle, and anything but commonplace at that.
Yes, I agree. I find it fascinating. I do have to try to puzzle out what they are saying usually though
Yes . . . I enjoy all attempts at understanding how they think and act. They are like a puzzle with a missing piece—you may be able to assume, hypothesize; but it will not be the full picture.
Like you, for example.
What do you mean by "you for example"? Are you trying to imply I am a missing piece in some puzzle? I do not mean to get off on the wrong foot, or imply anything. Perhaps... We could become allies :)
No, no; I mean to imply that for whatever reason you push killjoys away, when, as you previously admitted, you enjoy their company.
I would have to be dense to not understand the reason of pushing them away; but, you are much more trusting than I would have assumed. For example, I have been recording this conversation.
... Oh. I see. What purpose do you have by recording this?
I do not. However, you have just proved my point! I apologize for, how does the saying go.. “pulling your leg”.
You are a... How can I say this without sounding... Insulting? You are a very strange person.
Ah, yes, as I have been told. I suppose the way I speak is rather unorthodox? I have been told I sound “Victorian”, but I do not hear it. Presumably it has something to do with me being from London?
Ah, I see. Interesting. How long have you been in Battery City?
Since Battery City decided it wanted to start wars. It was, perhaps, the safest option to move. Ah.. but how I do miss London..
(A slightly overdramatic sigh)
The slums are similar enough to feel like the cesspool that is my home city. Those who inhabit the area are ignored by many—so I listen. Ah! But I have run on about myself for far too long. How about you?
I was born here, I have always lived in Battery City. I have not even entered the Zones
Just as I have gathered! You lack knowledge about Zone life, and of killjoys themselves, so it only made sense that you had not stepped foot out there.
A shame. The Zones are quite.. different.
I have no interest in leaving Battery City. The Zones are a lawless place where death is rampant. I would never trust myself out there
Yes; I simply jest! Although.. death could be less rampant, should the city cease its needless violence. But do not take that as me being disloyal! It is simply the truth I seek.
bingle bongle dingle dangle yikkity do yikkity da
so boredddddd so im back to annoying youuuu because im boreddddd >:D
-@k4ndiik4t
What does that top part mean?
Anyways of course you are annoying me. Why does it always have to be me?
I suppose, perhaps, that it has something to do with you humoring them? Ah, but I am not trying to play the blame game! It is merely my hypothesis.
And I believe the top part is a reference to a show on the television . . . Dr. Unusual? No, no . . . Ah! Dr. Who.
I have never heard of Dr Who... Hm. In any case, yes, I believe you may be correct. I have humoured Killjoys far too often
It has been banned for years. Unfortunate, yes; but necessary? No.
Perhaps. But do keep in mind that I am not attempting to stop you—as I said before, it is a capital mistake to prosecute the underprivileged. … Ah, well, in simpler terms: Not all killjoys have ill intentions.
I do tend to disagree. But I do find it quite... Interesting to listen to them, and hear their dumb jokes. It is entertaining :)
I suppose listening to their odd sense of humor has, shall I say, ways of breaking the mundane cycle of life? They are chaotic, messy, loud—but they are also a puzzle, and anything but commonplace at that.
Yes, I agree. I find it fascinating. I do have to try to puzzle out what they are saying usually though
Yes . . . I enjoy all attempts at understanding how they think and act. They are like a puzzle with a missing piece—you may be able to assume, hypothesize; but it will not be the full picture.
Like you, for example.
What do you mean by "you for example"? Are you trying to imply I am a missing piece in some puzzle? I do not mean to get off on the wrong foot, or imply anything. Perhaps... We could become allies :)
No, no; I mean to imply that for whatever reason you push killjoys away, when, as you previously admitted, you enjoy their company.
I would have to be dense to not understand the reason of pushing them away; but, you are much more trusting than I would have assumed. For example, I have been recording this conversation.
... Oh. I see. What purpose do you have by recording this?
I do not. However, you have just proved my point! I apologize for, how does the saying go.. “pulling your leg”.
You are a... How can I say this without sounding... Insulting? You are a very strange person.
Ah, yes, as I have been told. I suppose the way I speak is rather unorthodox? I have been told I sound “Victorian”, but I do not hear it. Presumably it has something to do with me being from London?
Ah, I see. Interesting. How long have you been in Battery City?
Since Battery City decided it wanted to start wars. It was, perhaps, the safest option to move. Ah.. but how I do miss London..
(A slightly overdramatic sigh)
The slums are similar enough to feel like the cesspool that is my home city. Those who inhabit the area are ignored by many—so I listen. Ah! But I have run on about myself for far too long. How about you?
I was born here, I have always lived in Battery City. I have not even entered the Zones
Just as I have gathered! You lack knowledge about Zone life, and of killjoys themselves, so it only made sense that you had not stepped foot out there.
A shame. The Zones are quite.. different.
bingle bongle dingle dangle yikkity do yikkity da
so boredddddd so im back to annoying youuuu because im boreddddd >:D
-@k4ndiik4t
What does that top part mean?
Anyways of course you are annoying me. Why does it always have to be me?
I suppose, perhaps, that it has something to do with you humoring them? Ah, but I am not trying to play the blame game! It is merely my hypothesis.
And I believe the top part is a reference to a show on the television . . . Dr. Unusual? No, no . . . Ah! Dr. Who.
I have never heard of Dr Who... Hm. In any case, yes, I believe you may be correct. I have humoured Killjoys far too often
It has been banned for years. Unfortunate, yes; but necessary? No.
Perhaps. But do keep in mind that I am not attempting to stop you—as I said before, it is a capital mistake to prosecute the underprivileged. … Ah, well, in simpler terms: Not all killjoys have ill intentions.
I do tend to disagree. But I do find it quite... Interesting to listen to them, and hear their dumb jokes. It is entertaining :)
I suppose listening to their odd sense of humor has, shall I say, ways of breaking the mundane cycle of life? They are chaotic, messy, loud—but they are also a puzzle, and anything but commonplace at that.
Yes, I agree. I find it fascinating. I do have to try to puzzle out what they are saying usually though
Yes . . . I enjoy all attempts at understanding how they think and act. They are like a puzzle with a missing piece—you may be able to assume, hypothesize; but it will not be the full picture.
Like you, for example.
What do you mean by "you for example"? Are you trying to imply I am a missing piece in some puzzle? I do not mean to get off on the wrong foot, or imply anything. Perhaps... We could become allies :)
No, no; I mean to imply that for whatever reason you push killjoys away, when, as you previously admitted, you enjoy their company.
I would have to be dense to not understand the reason of pushing them away; but, you are much more trusting than I would have assumed. For example, I have been recording this conversation.
... Oh. I see. What purpose do you have by recording this?
I do not. However, you have just proved my point! I apologize for, how does the saying go.. “pulling your leg”.
You are a... How can I say this without sounding... Insulting? You are a very strange person.
Ah, yes, as I have been told. I suppose the way I speak is rather unorthodox? I have been told I sound “Victorian”, but I do not hear it. Presumably it has something to do with me being from London?
Ah, I see. Interesting. How long have you been in Battery City?
Since Battery City decided it wanted to start wars. It was, perhaps, the safest option to move. Ah.. but how I do miss London..
(A slightly overdramatic sigh)
The slums are similar enough to feel like the cesspool that is my home city. Those who inhabit the area are ignored by many—so I listen. Ah! But I have run on about myself for far too long. How about you?
bingle bongle dingle dangle yikkity do yikkity da
so boredddddd so im back to annoying youuuu because im boreddddd >:D
-@k4ndiik4t
What does that top part mean?
Anyways of course you are annoying me. Why does it always have to be me?
I suppose, perhaps, that it has something to do with you humoring them? Ah, but I am not trying to play the blame game! It is merely my hypothesis.
And I believe the top part is a reference to a show on the television . . . Dr. Unusual? No, no . . . Ah! Dr. Who.
I have never heard of Dr Who... Hm. In any case, yes, I believe you may be correct. I have humoured Killjoys far too often
It has been banned for years. Unfortunate, yes; but necessary? No.
Perhaps. But do keep in mind that I am not attempting to stop you—as I said before, it is a capital mistake to prosecute the underprivileged. … Ah, well, in simpler terms: Not all killjoys have ill intentions.
I do tend to disagree. But I do find it quite... Interesting to listen to them, and hear their dumb jokes. It is entertaining :)
I suppose listening to their odd sense of humor has, shall I say, ways of breaking the mundane cycle of life? They are chaotic, messy, loud—but they are also a puzzle, and anything but commonplace at that.
Yes, I agree. I find it fascinating. I do have to try to puzzle out what they are saying usually though
Yes . . . I enjoy all attempts at understanding how they think and act. They are like a puzzle with a missing piece—you may be able to assume, hypothesize; but it will not be the full picture.
Like you, for example.
What do you mean by "you for example"? Are you trying to imply I am a missing piece in some puzzle? I do not mean to get off on the wrong foot, or imply anything. Perhaps... We could become allies :)
No, no; I mean to imply that for whatever reason you push killjoys away, when, as you previously admitted, you enjoy their company.
I would have to be dense to not understand the reason of pushing them away; but, you are much more trusting than I would have assumed. For example, I have been recording this conversation.
... Oh. I see. What purpose do you have by recording this?
I do not. However, you have just proved my point! I apologize for, how does the saying go.. “pulling your leg”.
You are a... How can I say this without sounding... Insulting? You are a very strange person.
Ah, yes, as I have been told. I suppose the way I speak is rather unorthodox? I have been told I sound “Victorian”, but I do not hear it. Presumably it has something to do with me being from London?
bingle bongle dingle dangle yikkity do yikkity da
so boredddddd so im back to annoying youuuu because im boreddddd >:D
-@k4ndiik4t
What does that top part mean?
Anyways of course you are annoying me. Why does it always have to be me?
I suppose, perhaps, that it has something to do with you humoring them? Ah, but I am not trying to play the blame game! It is merely my hypothesis.
And I believe the top part is a reference to a show on the television . . . Dr. Unusual? No, no . . . Ah! Dr. Who.
I have never heard of Dr Who... Hm. In any case, yes, I believe you may be correct. I have humoured Killjoys far too often
It has been banned for years. Unfortunate, yes; but necessary? No.
Perhaps. But do keep in mind that I am not attempting to stop you—as I said before, it is a capital mistake to prosecute the underprivileged. … Ah, well, in simpler terms: Not all killjoys have ill intentions.
I do tend to disagree. But I do find it quite... Interesting to listen to them, and hear their dumb jokes. It is entertaining :)
I suppose listening to their odd sense of humor has, shall I say, ways of breaking the mundane cycle of life? They are chaotic, messy, loud—but they are also a puzzle, and anything but commonplace at that.
Yes, I agree. I find it fascinating. I do have to try to puzzle out what they are saying usually though
Yes . . . I enjoy all attempts at understanding how they think and act. They are like a puzzle with a missing piece—you may be able to assume, hypothesize; but it will not be the full picture.
Like you, for example.
What do you mean by "you for example"? Are you trying to imply I am a missing piece in some puzzle? I do not mean to get off on the wrong foot, or imply anything. Perhaps... We could become allies :)
No, no; I mean to imply that for whatever reason you push killjoys away, when, as you previously admitted, you enjoy their company.
I would have to be dense to not understand the reason of pushing them away; but, you are much more trusting than I would have assumed. For example, I have been recording this conversation.
... Oh. I see. What purpose do you have by recording this?
I do not. However, you have just proved my point! I apologize for, how does the saying go.. “pulling your leg”.
bingle bongle dingle dangle yikkity do yikkity da
so boredddddd so im back to annoying youuuu because im boreddddd >:D
-@k4ndiik4t
What does that top part mean?
Anyways of course you are annoying me. Why does it always have to be me?
I suppose, perhaps, that it has something to do with you humoring them? Ah, but I am not trying to play the blame game! It is merely my hypothesis.
And I believe the top part is a reference to a show on the television . . . Dr. Unusual? No, no . . . Ah! Dr. Who.
I have never heard of Dr Who... Hm. In any case, yes, I believe you may be correct. I have humoured Killjoys far too often
It has been banned for years. Unfortunate, yes; but necessary? No.
Perhaps. But do keep in mind that I am not attempting to stop you—as I said before, it is a capital mistake to prosecute the underprivileged. … Ah, well, in simpler terms: Not all killjoys have ill intentions.
I do tend to disagree. But I do find it quite... Interesting to listen to them, and hear their dumb jokes. It is entertaining :)
I suppose listening to their odd sense of humor has, shall I say, ways of breaking the mundane cycle of life? They are chaotic, messy, loud—but they are also a puzzle, and anything but commonplace at that.
Yes, I agree. I find it fascinating. I do have to try to puzzle out what they are saying usually though
Yes . . . I enjoy all attempts at understanding how they think and act. They are like a puzzle with a missing piece—you may be able to assume, hypothesize; but it will not be the full picture.
Like you, for example.
What do you mean by "you for example"? Are you trying to imply I am a missing piece in some puzzle? I do not mean to get off on the wrong foot, or imply anything. Perhaps... We could become allies :)
No, no; I mean to imply that for whatever reason you push killjoys away, when, as you previously admitted, you enjoy their company.
I would have to be dense to not understand the reason of pushing them away; but, you are much more trusting than I would have assumed. For example, I have been recording this conversation.
bingle bongle dingle dangle yikkity do yikkity da
so boredddddd so im back to annoying youuuu because im boreddddd >:D
-@k4ndiik4t
What does that top part mean?
Anyways of course you are annoying me. Why does it always have to be me?
I suppose, perhaps, that it has something to do with you humoring them? Ah, but I am not trying to play the blame game! It is merely my hypothesis.
And I believe the top part is a reference to a show on the television . . . Dr. Unusual? No, no . . . Ah! Dr. Who.
I have never heard of Dr Who... Hm. In any case, yes, I believe you may be correct. I have humoured Killjoys far too often
It has been banned for years. Unfortunate, yes; but necessary? No.
Perhaps. But do keep in mind that I am not attempting to stop you—as I said before, it is a capital mistake to prosecute the underprivileged. … Ah, well, in simpler terms: Not all killjoys have ill intentions.
I do tend to disagree. But I do find it quite... Interesting to listen to them, and hear their dumb jokes. It is entertaining :)
I suppose listening to their odd sense of humor has, shall I say, ways of breaking the mundane cycle of life? They are chaotic, messy, loud—but they are also a puzzle, and anything but commonplace at that.
Yes, I agree. I find it fascinating. I do have to try to puzzle out what they are saying usually though
Yes . . . I enjoy all attempts at understanding how they think and act. They are like a puzzle with a missing piece—you may be able to assume, hypothesize; but it will not be the full picture.
Like you, for example.
bingle bongle dingle dangle yikkity do yikkity da
so boredddddd so im back to annoying youuuu because im boreddddd >:D
-@k4ndiik4t
What does that top part mean?
Anyways of course you are annoying me. Why does it always have to be me?
I suppose, perhaps, that it has something to do with you humoring them? Ah, but I am not trying to play the blame game! It is merely my hypothesis.
And I believe the top part is a reference to a show on the television . . . Dr. Unusual? No, no . . . Ah! Dr. Who.
I have never heard of Dr Who... Hm. In any case, yes, I believe you may be correct. I have humoured Killjoys far too often
It has been banned for years. Unfortunate, yes; but necessary? No.
Perhaps. But do keep in mind that I am not attempting to stop you—as I said before, it is a capital mistake to prosecute the underprivileged. … Ah, well, in simpler terms: Not all killjoys have ill intentions.
I do tend to disagree. But I do find it quite... Interesting to listen to them, and hear their dumb jokes. It is entertaining :)
I suppose listening to their odd sense of humor has, shall I say, ways of breaking the mundane cycle of life? They are chaotic, messy, loud—but they are also a puzzle, and anything but commonplace at that.
bingle bongle dingle dangle yikkity do yikkity da
so boredddddd so im back to annoying youuuu because im boreddddd >:D
-@k4ndiik4t
What does that top part mean?
Anyways of course you are annoying me. Why does it always have to be me?
I suppose, perhaps, that it has something to do with you humoring them? Ah, but I am not trying to play the blame game! It is merely my hypothesis.
And I believe the top part is a reference to a show on the television . . . Dr. Unusual? No, no . . . Ah! Dr. Who.
I have never heard of Dr Who... Hm. In any case, yes, I believe you may be correct. I have humoured Killjoys far too often
It has been banned for years. Unfortunate, yes; but necessary? No.
Perhaps. But do keep in mind that I am not attempting to stop you—as I said before, it is a capital mistake to prosecute the underprivileged. … Ah, well, in simpler terms: Not all killjoys have ill intentions.
bingle bongle dingle dangle yikkity do yikkity da
so boredddddd so im back to annoying youuuu because im boreddddd >:D
-@k4ndiik4t
What does that top part mean?
Anyways of course you are annoying me. Why does it always have to be me?
I suppose, perhaps, that it has something to do with you humoring them? Ah, but I am not trying to play the blame game! It is merely my hypothesis.
And I believe the top part is a reference to a show on the television . . . Dr. Unusual? No, no . . . Ah! Dr. Who.
(Long inhale followed by a sigh)
The slums! Smells like… ah, well perhaps I should not say..
