DERPY MUFFINS !

ASK SILLY DERPY IS BACK ! with friends included !

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little goth derpy:3 ALSO i think tomorrow i shall open comms,,,,stay tuned:D

[asksillyderpyixx]

Pop! "Hic, anyway... Good job! Now I can like. Take the foal and huh, don't know, put it in a blender on the max setting, yay!", the largely unburdened Defilicus mumbled rather successfully from behind her glued together, now bright pink teeth.

"It's actually genetically ours, I think. I took liberties! Many~"

no HAG . she's my daughter now .

[asksillyderpyixx]

"Mamma!" -Da foals first words yay!

they went on a killing spree together . .

[lerkmaw]

she got that application

[fhroggy]

"rarijack this" "appledash that" WHAT ABOUT RARIDASH

[asksillyderpyixx]

Having had a tad to drink, she figured it was a great idea to pop in. "It's your turn to raise a foal, here have this one. *Hic*", she'd blurb out between sips, before leaving the mentioned foal in a bundle before either one of them and just up and disappearing right after. Job done.

HOLYSHITHOLYSHITSHITFUCKFUCKSHIT ITS A FOAL

[asksillyderpyixx]

Having had a tad to drink, she figured it was a great idea to pop in. "It's your turn to raise a foal, here have this one. *Hic*", she'd blurb out between sips, before leaving the mentioned foal in a bundle before either one of them and just up and disappearing right after. Job done.

HOLYSHITHOLYSHITSHITFUCKFUCKSHIT ITS A FOAL

[askdefilicus]

Are you and "Miss Red" a couple ?

"Huhhuh, a couple... Of ponies? Theoretically, yes. Well, one of us is an eldritch abomination/angel and the other is of questionable existential stability. As for romance?

You do realize that you should just bolt the other direction the moment you see me? Well, hopefully before I see you anyway. You morsels are getting cheeky in this new age, the consequences of which we will see with time.

Why, does one of us have competition? Honestly, miss Red can decide. I am not against entertaining the idea. Although, I fear I have rather terrified the poor dear.

Although she called me ignorant, which was very nice of her. O the bliss of ignorance~", she rumbled with a slightly amused tone as she stretched her voice through the usual static dissonance. Was this honestly such a hot topic they'd bother asking? So far she'd taken joy in the distraction, but anything more serious might be quite the task to set up.

Poking at the air briefly, she felt the invisible barriers keeping her mostly contained. Although were she to anchor herself to another, she might be able to make brief casual intrusions as well. Only to that particular world, yet it was much more than whatever this current predicament was.

"I just wonder who taught them the word hag, and would they come apart if we removed some of those stitches. I certainly might. Am I missing something?", she'd echo herself as she plucked on the connection to the world of @asksillyderpyixx .

"Yo, I am speaking in your miiiiind~ Cool, huh? Aaare we a coupleee? oOoOO ooh imagine ghostly noises~"

[asksillyderpyixx]

GET OUT MY HEAD , HAG ! -

ughhhhh . . YES I DATED THE CHICK AND WE BROKE UP . . MAINLY BECAUSE OF MY DRUG-DOINGS . . -

[asksillyderpyixx]

PURPLE PONY.

i seen this stupid purple mare in my red dream bubbles again . . she was so beautiful . . she was a pegasus too but her wings were colored . . she said her name was De... somethin somethin . . it's like she takes over my dreams or something . . i won't worry too much about it . i need to find derpy now . LIKE NOW .

• MISS RED.

[asksillyderpyixx]

PURPLE PONY.

i seen this stupid purple mare in my red dream bubbles again . . she was so beautiful . . she was a pegasus too but her wings were colored . . she said her name was De... somethin somethin . . it's like she takes over my dreams or something . . i won't worry too much about it . i need to find derpy now . LIKE NOW .

• MISS RED.

[asksillyderpyixx]

"Mmh, I feel like I should remember you. Ahh, there we go. Rather rare, mmhm~ You're the one head over hooves for poor little me, oh woe is you. Here, have a pleasant memory to sate that hunger for now.", she hummed as she ripped open the connection between them and placed a little smooch on their cheek. Just like that she went back to whatever it was she was supposed to do today, weary, yet amused.

"Jeez, like there's a whole thing about dating first and all that drivel. And a marriage of all things~ Oh dear me, such passion from the get go, power youth I figure..."

[asksillyderpyixx]

"I'm free this valentine. I suppose it doesn't interest you."

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH.

you know ever since our divorce , youve been so ignorantttt .

of course I'm interested , amor .

[asksillyderpyixx]

"You want a pact. You're infatuated with me... As much as one can be. Fine so be it. I tire of charades. You want me? Is that it? A broken goddess... Swallow me whole for all I care. It would be a favor, believe it or not. Treat a lady to a dinner at the very least first, some decency, or a fragment of it anyway. I can look into your eyes all night long, gaze deep enough and maybe you'll find something worth your wager.", she laughed, licking a mushroom just to reach a depth necessary to sustain the connection.

She loved both of these offbeat oddities. Yet, only chance would tell if they'd see eye to eye.

Te novi. Scio me veritatem et amorem tuum mereri. Scio me hoc egere et te desiderare. Quaeso, modo quaeso, permitte nobis iterum in matrimonium coniungi.

[asksillyderpyixx]

"You want a pact. You're infatuated with me... As much as one can be. Fine so be it. I tire of charades. You want me? Is that it? A broken goddess... Swallow me whole for all I care. It would be a favor, believe it or not. Treat a lady to a dinner at the very least first, some decency, or a fragment of it anyway. I can look into your eyes all night long, gaze deep enough and maybe you'll find something worth your wager.", she laughed, licking a mushroom just to reach a depth necessary to sustain the connection.

She loved both of these offbeat oddities. Yet, only chance would tell if they'd see eye to eye.

Te novi. Scio me veritatem et amorem tuum mereri. Scio me hoc egere et te desiderare. Quaeso, modo quaeso, permitte nobis iterum in matrimonium coniungi.

[asksillyderpyixx]

"Afraid? Aren't you amused? I wish I could be like your grey little distraction. Ha. Ha. Ha. Aren't you "interested"? Aren't you driven to find me out? Hah, fuck me. There's no misery you can inflict me that would even shake me. Just, walk away. There's naught to be had here. Even your grey friend would not wish this oblivion.", she laughed dryly, done with all the mysticism. Truth be told, her misery was beautiful in its own way. However, she was eager to share.

you talk real shit lady .

might like ya forrealies.

ur a solid chick .

[asksillyderpyixx]

eh .

[asksillyderpyixx]

"I do not take intrusions into my domain lightly, not when they might provide me a temporary relief from my agony... So, you've the attention of a forbidden outer goddess~ Amuse me."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGA.

your'e funny , "goddess."

ya' ain't so bad after all , IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF I WAS SOME DUMBASS.