Bobby

46M and Single ;) Detective, father, free spirit

[detectivebronson]

If I wanted a functional alcoholic, I could look in the mirror. You’re not that much older, anyway. I’m almost getting the impression that you want me, a man, to want you. Whatever could that mean?

I want to hurt you, motherfucker. You piss me off in just the right way. If I’m not beating you up with my fist, I’m beating you up from the inside. I’ll fuck you up one way or another, and you will hate how much you love it. Not really the same thing as wanting you. Got enough inches to back to egotism, or are you compensating?

— N.

Everyone wants to be fuckin' wanted. It's our nature. I'm not trying to atract you to me because you're a man, I'm doing it because unfortunately I'm a person and people want people to like them.

I could get you arrested for talking to me like that, you know. Threatening to hurt a policeman? Very ilegal. Very ilegal.

[detectivebronson]

I’ll get you an old-fashioned sometime. Red wine for me, what type depends on occasion, or whiskey. I’m not big on cocktails.

Shit, I thought you were asking me about my favorite cocktail. In that case, my favorite drink is just whiskey. It's good if you've got a hip flask.

How often do you drink? I bet I've got you fuckin beat.

[detectivebronson]

can i ask u smth kinda weird

As if calling me "daddy" isn't weird enough? Yeah, sure, go ahead.

[j0them0971]

Do you like belly rubs and can I keep calling you daddy or do you want me to call you smth else

[detectivebronson]

You can call me whatever you want, sweetheart. And as for the... other thing...? Its not really my area, but I'm up for anything kinky at least once. Living alone is boring enough, so why the fuck not?

[detectivebronson]

Oh Bobby, I forgot to ask. Would you like to attend Nigel and I's wedding? We don't have much of it planned yet, we're going to start once we get back from New York, but I just wanted to know and tell you you're invited!

@spaceman-raki

Shit, man, of course! You'll have to remind me in the morning though because I'm off the wagon again and theirs no way I'm gonna remember any of this.

Congrats on the marriage! Are you planning any kids? Am I gonna be a fuckin Uncle?

[spaceman-raki]

*There's.

You were on a wagon? That's very inefficient.

Thank you. We haven't talked about having kids. I probably wouldn't do well as a father. An uncle? My child would be your cousin, once removed.

[detectivebronson]

Shit, sorry.

I wasn't really on a wagon, Adam. It means I got drunk when I'm not supposed to do that anymore.

Sorry, forgot how family trees and shit all worked. Assumed it was easier than trying to figure it all out. You know what I meant though.

[spaceman-raki]

Oh ok. Is there a reason you're not supposed to be drunk anymore?

It's easier verify information and be correct than to have to clarify it with someone else.

[detectivebronson]

Some people think I "drink too much." Their wrong, but I guess I was thinking about ti last night. If I'm such an alcoholic, how can I still do my job? Besides, I've only been on this shit for a year or two. Its not like I've been drinking since I was 20.

How old're you, anyway? I'm always forgeting.

[detectivebronson]

Oh Bobby, I forgot to ask. Would you like to attend Nigel and I's wedding? We don't have much of it planned yet, we're going to start once we get back from New York, but I just wanted to know and tell you you're invited!

@spaceman-raki

Shit, man, of course! You'll have to remind me in the morning though because I'm off the wagon again and theirs no way I'm gonna remember any of this.

Congrats on the marriage! Are you planning any kids? Am I gonna be a fuckin Uncle?

[spaceman-raki]

*There's.

You were on a wagon? That's very inefficient.

Thank you. We haven't talked about having kids. I probably wouldn't do well as a father. An uncle? My child would be your cousin, once removed.

[detectivebronson]

Shit, sorry.

I wasn't really on a wagon, Adam. It means I got drunk when I'm not supposed to do that anymore.

Sorry, forgot how family trees and shit all worked. Assumed it was easier than trying to figure it all out. You know what I meant though.

[detectivebronson]

can i ask u smth kinda weird

As if calling me "daddy" isn't weird enough? Yeah, sure, go ahead.

[detectivebronson]

I didn’t say that. I’m saying it’s not that serious. Flirting isn’t the same as pushing for shit. The latter is a punchable offence regardless of gender.

Well, now you’re just assuming that I’m a man and that I want you. Only the former is true. God forbid I feel sorry for some poor anon you could be coldly rejecting from a bit of entertainment purely because you’re not woke enough to partake. Rather presumptuous of you. Bend over, and we’ll see how much you can really take.

— N.

You don't want me? Really? I'm a fuckin packedge. I've got everything you could want in a man. I'm probably decades older than you, right? And isn't that the fuckin trend right now? To fuck older dudes?

You want me. You want me to bend over? Fine. But only if you can take me next.

[detectivebronson]

Damn, can’t even flirt with a guy without someone else butting their way in. What’s your drink of choice?

Shit, probably a vodka tonic (with mint and sometimes lime) or an old-fashioned. You?

[detectivebronson]

Oh Bobby, I forgot to ask. Would you like to attend Nigel and I's wedding? We don't have much of it planned yet, we're going to start once we get back from New York, but I just wanted to know and tell you you're invited!

@spaceman-raki

Shit, man, of course! You'll have to remind me in the morning though because I'm off the wagon again and theirs no way I'm gonna remember any of this.

Congrats on the marriage! Are you planning any kids? Am I gonna be a fuckin Uncle?

[detectivebronson]

This fucking hangover is gonna kill me. I'm used to 'em, but the headache from this one is unbareable.

[detectivebronson]

Mmmm single you say? How bout I slide on over and get you some good weed and a nice tequila, daddy?~

Nice, you've got some fuckin bite.

If you can afford good tequila, you may as well get cheap whisky. I'll drink anything, but tequila does strange things to my system.

[detectivebronson]

Aaaaaaaand we're lit up for the night, boys and girls. Detective Bronson is off the clock and off the wagon. C'mon, let's have a good fucken time

[detectivebronson]

“Please”? What, are we begging now? I’m not the original anon who sent that, but now you’re getting interesting.

What’s so bad about it possibly being a man? Attention’s attention, isn’t it? Homosexuals tend to have higher standards for men than straight women, you know. Don’t be a pussy and take the compliment given to you. It’s more gay that you’re making a big deal out of it.

— N.

So if your gay, I should just let you say whatever the fuck you want to me about myself? I can take a complament but sometimes the complaments should be saved for someone who can fucking use them when they touch themselves.

If your so goddamn sure that you can change my mind, by all means go ahead and try. Flirt with me. I can take it.

[detectivebronson]

I miss my wife. She doesn't give a fuck, though. I doubt she'll even see this.

That's... kinda why I made the blog, though.

[1nvictus]

I get it. I say that from one divorcé to another, I’m assuming. How long has it been for you?

[detectivebronson]

Seven months? It's hard to say. Started falling apart eight years ago, so it's really been about three years, but we stayed together for the kids, so... fuck. It's been going on.

You?

[1nvictus]

Years. Ended with blood, sweat, and tears, I'll tell you that. I imagine kids make it harder. How old are they?

[detectivebronson]

We waited until our youngest graduated, and we had kids young, so my youngest just tourned 21. What about you? Any kids?

[detectivebronson]

Yes, I’m flirting with you. I can stop, if you want.

Depends on who you are. Keep in mind, I get this stuff all the time. What makes you spechal?

Also, please don't be a man. I have family who can help you with that, but not me.

[spaceman-raki]

Shit, didn't realize you were on here to.

How's it been? It's been awhile.

-@detectivebronson

Oh hi Bobby! My ex said I should try to be more social so I tried this. It's nice to see you here.

I've been good. My dad died, but I moved to California and I work at an observatory now. Oh and I'm engaged!

[detectivebronson]

You got engaged? I mean this in the best way possible but I can only imagin you with a really nerdy chick. Is she as wierd as you, or did you manege to get a normal one?

[spaceman-raki]

You misspelled imagine, weird, and manage.

He is very normal. His past isn't but that doesn't matter. I'm very happy with him.

[detectivebronson]

You to?! Everyone in this famliy is gay I swear. Except for me, obviusly.

Also spelling is hard and I never really paid atteniton in english class.

Glad to see you're still into space. You were super intrested in that when you were like 4. Do you remember much of me?? We didn't see you much, but. I baby sat you a few times.

Sorry about your dad, by the way. He was a pretty good Uncle.

[spaceman-raki]

I'm bisexual, not gay. But yes, a lot of our cousins are gay.

You also misspelled too, obviously, and attention. Would you like me to not mention your errors then?

I remember some. I remember I had to keep reminding you of the rules because you didn't want to follow them and you had to convince me it was ok.

Thank you. He was a great dad.

[detectivebronson]

Gay, bysexual, asexual, it doesn't matter to me. You will always be family to me.

If it bothers you, just find a way to do it that doesn't make me feel like an idoit.

LMFAO I'm glad you remembered that. Some of you're dad's rules were stupid (and they still are). Not being alowed to go to the park without sun screen is stupid. Not being alowed inside some suspects houses without a warrant is stupid.

Do you still have that thing or whatever? I can't remember what its called. Where you can't talk to people and stuff?

[spaceman-raki]

Shit, didn't realize you were on here to.

How's it been? It's been awhile.

-@detectivebronson

Oh hi Bobby! My ex said I should try to be more social so I tried this. It's nice to see you here.

I've been good. My dad died, but I moved to California and I work at an observatory now. Oh and I'm engaged!

[detectivebronson]

You got engaged? I mean this in the best way possible but I can only imagin you with a really nerdy chick. Is she as wierd as you, or did you manege to get a normal one?

[spaceman-raki]

You misspelled imagine, weird, and manage.

He is very normal. His past isn't but that doesn't matter. I'm very happy with him.

[detectivebronson]

You to?! Everyone in this famliy is gay I swear. Except for me, obviusly.

Also spelling is hard and I never really paid atteniton in english class.

Glad to see you're still into space. You were super intrested in that when you were like 4. Do you remember much of me?? We didn't see you much, but. I baby sat you a few times.

Sorry about your dad, by the way. He was a pretty good Uncle.