Nigel Banyai

Fără Milă. Let's see how long this fucking lasts.

[1nvictus]

Hello, gorgeous

I'm Nigel Banyai. 38 years old, natural blood-stained blond. If you want 183cm (6ft for you American cunts) of pure Romanian brawn, hit me up. Or if you want a hit of something stronger, I got that too.

…The fuck you mean this isn’t a dating app?

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Status:

[Will be on a fishing trip this weekend!]

Tags:

#nigel's inbox - Everything where Nigel's speaking #nigel's lore - Lore/background things #naughty nigel - Suggestive/18+ content (block this tag if you don't want that) #nigel's reblogs - Reblogged posts #nigel photos - Posts with photos of Nigel #[Not Nigel] - Anything out of character or with the Admin in it. Words from the Mun will be written in [brackets].

[Note that Nigel speaks in the tags as well!]

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About Me (character sheet)

My Contact List (the regulars and tags)

The Gang (taken anon tags):

🧩, 🦌, 🪐, ⚰️, 🎬, indent, 🧷, ≧﹏≦ , 🌑, 🦴, 🗡, princess, 🫀, daisy, ♣️, ☘️, ✏️, ☁️, 🩰, 😈, 🌻, 🦉, 🐈‍⬛, 🎀,🔮, gossip, 🦇, ⚕️🪽/Hermes, 🐌, spidey 🦈, ‼️, 🎠, 👀, 🐞,⏰, 💾, angel, ​💌, 🌙, 🪷, 🐑, 💬, 🕊️, 🩷, ⌛️, 🎸, cher, ᡣ𐭩, red, 💉, 🦋, elise, 🐧, 🪆, 🌸, honey/🍯, 👽, 🌴,

Guidelines under the cut

Guidelines:

- I’m running on EST, if you’re curious. It might take me a while to get back to you, say up to a week at the latest. I’m a busy man, but I’ll try to tell you beforehand if I’ll be away longer than that. Don’t worry, it takes a lot to kill me, sweetheart. But you’re welcome to miss me when I’m gone. ;)

- Flirt with me, and I’ll fucking flirt with you just as hard if not even harder, darling. In fact, I might initiate if you’re interesting enough. This is your one and only warning, so don’t be surprised if I start teasing. But if that’s not your thing, tell me and I’ll lay off on it. I always appreciate honesty.

- DMs are closed for the most part. Send an ask if you wanna talk, and pick a sign-off if you plan on being a regular.

- Be fucking civil. Your ass is getting blocked if you’re genuinely disrespectful and shit. I shouldn’t have to say this, but knowing how many times I’ve had to beat this information into people, it seems that common decency is something many forget.

- I’m not sure how all this works, to be honest. Go easy on me, yeah?

[You are welcome to send out of character asks! Please mark it as such (OOC) or address me directly.]

[1nvictus]

Hiiii Nigel I’m back!!! Did ya miss me 😇

— 🎀

YOU’RE ALIVE. Thank god. We almost went and bombed your school for holding you hostage. And by “we”, I mean me. I can’t speak for everyone else, but I’m sure many thought about it.

[1nvictus]

Ive been locked in so hard

I haven't got anything under an 83% at school recently 💪

Now it's almost finals 😔

Damn, I’m sure you’ll do well in your finals given your track record. It will be over soon, trust me.

[1nvictus]

Hello, Nigel. I am. Sooo drunk. Almost just fell out of my chair . Iss 4🫪AM.

You shouldn’t be surprised I diagnosed you with a drinking problem. Sit your ass down and don’t fucking die, prost.

[1nvictus]

Indeed.

There is a certain sincerity in effort. Most people are so careless with their attention distracted, fleeting. But when someone lingers… when they observe closely enough to trace patterns, to follow threads others overlook…

That often requires appetite....

As for your question, I find myself in the role of the artist more often.

I’ve always appreciated people with an appetite that almost matches mine. I have yet to meet someone whose hunger is equal to my own. Maybe that’ll change.

It’s tiring, no? To always be the one giving. It’s nice to be the subject of art too, sometimes. Reciprocity.

[1nvictus]

Song recommendation. <3 Breaking this out at a bar karaoke will definitely get you a few looks.

[1nvictus]

hey sorry for the not talking for four months umm oopsie <3 you kinda clocked me with that last answer lolol because the whole. passing me around thing. yeeoowch I'm dizzy bc none of my blood is in my head iykwim. anyways if you want me to stop sending these on account of the boyfriend you've gotten I'm chill, but if not I have some new. um. let's call them interests. to offer. and potentially discuss. no pressure tho xoxo

-🐥

Long time no see, puișor. I’m sure you’ve been busy. Tell me more about your newfound interests. Nothing wrong with casual discussion, and you know I’m always down to impart knowledge. It would be a shame for you to crawl back into your shell now after it took so long for me to crack you open.

[1nvictus]

So sad you're dating Graham now. He's faking it; you know that, right? He knows deep inside he belongs to someone else.

What a shame. I could be so good for you. You wouldn't even need to swallow and suppress a tiny part of yourself if you were mine, Nigel.

-🌴

And who the fuck are you? Presumptuous words for someone who’s a stranger to me.

[houroftickingtime]

i am full of beautiful and wonderful fucking RAGE (my jaw still hurts and it's been like almost a week now💔)

[1nvictus]

Go to a fucking doctor. Jesus Christ.

[w00den-antlers]

WTF this isn't fair Bro!>:[]

He somehow breaks your stubbornness for a date-?!

Perfectly Fair.

[1nvictus]

Agreed. <3

[1nvictus]

HI NIGEL i'm now going to harass you (relentlessly complain to you) because I'M BORED AND TIRED AND I WANT TO ANNOY YOU😝

MY JAW HURTS💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 SO MUCH😭😭😭 IDK WHAT I DID BUT I DID SOMETHING😭 AND NOW IT'S SWOLLEN AND IT HURTSSSSSSSS💔💔💔💔

HELP ME give me drugs (painkillers) PLEASEEEEEEE I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR THE PAIN TO STOP I'VE BEEN IN PAIN FOR A FULL DAY AND I HAVE A SORE THROAT AND I ALSJFKSLAJDJDLAKAH HELP😭😭😭😭😭😭

- ⌛

Jaw pain, and you still find the ability to complain. You sure it’s not something more severe if it hurts that bad? Swelling and a sore throat are concerning symptoms if you didn’t get injured and aren’t sick.

[1nvictus]

Guess what, chucklefucks? A certain Will Graham (@w00den-antlers) finally agreed to date me! Took, what, eight fucking months? It’s honestly impressive considering how persistent I can be.

The bitches who have been cluttering my darling’s inbox with propositions better behave. You especially, psychiatrist who shall not be named. Now I actually have a legitimate reason to be possessive. Remember that own quite a few firearms and have very poor impulse control when it comes to what’s mine.

Funny what mutual stalking and a few kidnappings can do. Iubitul meu had me hooked the moment I saw him stalking my page. Pro tip for all the romantics out there. LOVE ISN’T DEAD, MOTHERFUCKERS!! <3

[1nvictus]

I am not stalker or that is not my intent.

It wasn’t very hard to find you, really, Banyai, but nobody is truly as out of reach as they'd like to think. However, I must admit that your openness to the idea is intriguing in its own way.

I wouldn’t limit art so carelessly, To exclude them would make art a terribly incomplete language, and you are correct. Anything created with genuine intention carries value. A sketch, a song, a poorly written note tucked into a book…

Who wouldn’t want to be admired enough for someone to put in the effort of searching? Watching. I’m particular, though. I prefer pursuing.

I am admittedly sentimental at heart. Do you find yourself being the artist more often than the muse?

[1nvictus]

I'm sorry for the confusion! One of the green Wills is me (Graham Stuff) I used the green heart emoji before, when I sendt in anon asks

[Oh, fuck. My apologies. The minute difference between “Will” and “W.G.”… I’ll remember that.]

[1nvictus]

YIPPEEE FOOD!! CHEESE FOOD AYAYAYAYAYAYAY!! *baps you baps you* OvO Well you always gonna be shark favourite okei? Okei. uvu What oo-slurp. Uslurp. Ushurp. >:/

REALLY?? If shark end up on FBI watchlist then shark get secret hush hush ties... owo then shark gonna be lvl 9999 mafia boss GEHEHHEHE

Shark recently went to Portugal!! >D< yummy food!! Tho shark don't really appreciate art stuff like you and Doctor Lecter... -^-

ALSO ALSO!! SHARK WANNA BE RANK!! O-o Shark thinking Nigel rank Hourglass and Snail too :D

I’m morbidly curious about those illicit connections of yours and to see you as a mafioso. Avoid the 24/7 suit look. That’s only in The Godfather.

Portugal must have been a fun trip. What was your favourite dish? I’m not very familiar with the cuisine that far west, but I do like their egg tarts. What did you do there?

How much I like you: 8.5/10. Definitely my favourite shark, not that I know any others. You’d still be my favourite if there were.

Thing I like the most and the least: You’ve got an optimistic whimsy to you. That being said, I refuse to believe you’re 30 in human years.

Any advice you should really listen to: I don’t have any. You seem to have life in order, or maybe that’s you want people to think. You’re a surprisingly mysterious shark.

[1nvictus]

omg what i think the two green heart wills are different wills😭🙏

Is that so. More than one Will… Sounds like a wet dream.

[1nvictus]

OH OH OH NIGEL rank me rank me rank me!!!!!! :D

- ⌛

How much I like you: 6/10.

Thing I like the most and the least: You're a good friend to Snail and have an infectious enthusiasm about you. That said, you have a tendency to push boundaries. Which you're already well aware of.

Any advice you should really listen to: Your ragebaiting kink is going to get you killed if you're not careful.