I think I can handle myself.

Hi, I'm Jordan. 20. British.

[thefuckindisaster]

Katie McGrath kissing girls it’s just a blessing

[azyin]

im horny but like horny to cuddle

[mcrgotrcbbic]

[russian-chaos-agent]

[horoskippy]

How the signs are feeling

Jaded as fuck and probably just wants to sleep: Sagittarius, Leo, Gemini, Libra

Amazing, only screamed into the void twice today: Virgo, Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio

Hasn’t felt feelings in months but if you had to choose, tired: Aries, Capricorn, Aquarius, Taurus

[llilac]

hozier, to be alone

[snivy]

literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

[wardsarefunctioning-deactivated]

Josephine: While you’re at the Winter Palace, you must conduct yourself with consideration and civility. Everyone’s eyes will be on you. They will look and judge every mistake, every flaw, and every misstep. I cannot possibly stress the importance of how normal you must act. 

Inquisitor: Okay.

Inquisitor: 

[incorrectpersonofinterestquotes]

Shaw: *accidentally brushes Root’s hand with her own*

Root: *aggressively holds Shaw’s hand* Fucking commit to it.

[narraboths]

it’s 2018 it’s time for y’all to learn that kryptonite is lethal poison and being someone’s kryptonite is the exact opposite of a romantic statement

[way2haught]

Womens with muscles is my religion.

[5136846351654168-deactivated202]

true bi/gay solidarity

[slavery]

FUCK.GOV: HACKERS CAN HACK INTO YOUR COMPUTER WITH ONLY A PICTURE OF YOUR CAR KEYS!!

OLD PEOPLE: WHAT!!!!!!!

[corallapis]

rosa diaz is the natasha romanoff we deserved

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

THANK YOU FOR PUTTING IT INTO WORDS

[razzledazzy]

My favorite thing about Dungeons & Dragons is how fucking quickly people become ride-or-die bitches with each other

[silenthill]

no lie i had a campaign where I tried playing a really chaotic neutral “leave me alone” rouge and ended up attached at the hip to our monk who couldn’t roll higher than a natural 10 to literally save his life bc in our first encounter he called my character “a nice lass” and that was all it took

[aspiringtoeloquence]

#these are my weird friends they are my weird friends you can’t have them

[catsofinstagram]

[ya-wn]

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

[gayforyasha]

This has been a PSA from Marisha Ray