detective mark hoffman.

Detective Lieutenant Mark Hoffman. Metropolitan Police Department. Angelina 🕊️ (RP ACC!! owner of acc is a minor ^_^)

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Rigg told me I should get this app.

I guess introductions are expected.

I’m Detective Hoffman.

That’s it.

(OOC info below)

hiii!!

this is a roleplay blog ran by a minor !! adults interacting is fine, just bear in mind that I am below 18.

on this blog I will post as if I was hoffman.

don’t get annoyed if I’m OOC to your idea of hoffman this is how I interpret him ok 😢

[specialagentpeterstrahmmm]

Can someone explain to me what the fuck a DILF is? Perez said that this is the place to ask.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Hoffman is

[specialagentpeterstrahmmm]

I don't see how DILF can stand for 'a bitch' but ok

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Oh ok.

[specialagentpeterstrahmmm]

Can someone explain to me what the fuck a DILF is? Perez said that this is the place to ask.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

… You don’t know?

[specialagentpeterstrahmmm]

Should I?

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Yes and it’s really funny that you don’t.

[specialagentpeterstrahmmm]

You're not helping here. Tell me or shut your fatass up.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

I think I’m just going to enjoy this moment.

[specialagentpeterstrahmmm]

Fuck you, I'm googling it

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Go ahead.

[specialagentpeterstrahmmm]

Can someone explain to me what the fuck a DILF is? Perez said that this is the place to ask.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

… You don’t know?

[specialagentpeterstrahmmm]

Should I?

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Yes and it’s really funny that you don’t.

[specialagentpeterstrahmmm]

You're not helping here. Tell me or shut your fatass up.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

I think I’m just going to enjoy this moment.

[specialagentpeterstrahmmm]

Can someone explain to me what the fuck a DILF is? Perez said that this is the place to ask.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

… You don’t know?

[specialagentpeterstrahmmm]

Should I?

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Yes and it’s really funny that you don’t.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Tell me what animal i would be and i tell u urs.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

A rat. Specifically one with diseases.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Hm i thought this question might bring in some peace apparently not. I am gonna be the bigger person and actually think about my answer. What r those white bears called again u remind me of those. Ice bears or something

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Oh. Polar bears. I like those. Nevermind, you’re a non diseased rat.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Why a rat..

[detectivemark-hoffman]

I don’t know. It just fits. I’m not insulting you.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Tell me what animal i would be and i tell u urs.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

A rat. Specifically one with diseases.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Hm i thought this question might bring in some peace apparently not. I am gonna be the bigger person and actually think about my answer. What r those white bears called again u remind me of those. Ice bears or something

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Oh. Polar bears. I like those. Nevermind, you’re a non diseased rat.

[specialagentpeterstrahmmm]

Can someone explain to me what the fuck a DILF is? Perez said that this is the place to ask.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

… You don’t know?

[chainsmoking24-7]

Tell me what animal i would be and i tell u urs.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

A rat. Specifically one with diseases.

[chainsmoking24-7]

What do you guys think? (Excuse the pictures please)

Ooc: Yes i ship david with scott tibbs despite half the fandom shipping scott with adam🥺

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Turn this shit off now

[chainsmoking24-7]

So i can imediatelly make a full version right?..

[detectivemark-hoffman]

This is the worst shit I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Okay rude. They loved it so you js dont got taste

[detectivemark-hoffman]

I think they might have said they like it out of pity

[chainsmoking24-7]

No?? My bf wouldnt lie to me??

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Everybody lies.

[chainsmoking24-7]

So do you maybe.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Yeah, but not right now, this is fuckin’ awful.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Thanks. I'll make more

[detectivemark-hoffman]

What purpose do you actually serve on this planet?

[chainsmoking24-7]

I actually prepared for this question jokes on you. Look at my name now think about every cigarette that i ever smoked. Those were cigarettes no child could smoke so technically im preventing children from getting cancer. Yeah im a hero i know.

Please dont put me in the bear trap again.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

You’re heading for something much worse than the bear trap. I wanna dismember you myself.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Sexual style?

[detectivemark-hoffman]

No… murder-y style.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Murder-y style can be sexy if you think about it

[detectivemark-hoffman]

I don’t want to butcher you erotically.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Youre really fucking boring. I mean im not saying i want to be dismembered but you wont let sparking hot guy (everybody laugh) stack donuts on it, you wont murder someone in a sexy way. You got no game man.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

First of all, was that pun necessary?

Anyway. Just because I don’t want to be like an actor in some porn video on the dark web, it does not mean I’m boring and have no game.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Furthest youre getting is Twitter lil buddy😂✌️

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Don’t call me that

[chainsmoking24-7]

Okay lil boy then

[detectivemark-hoffman]

No.

[chainsmoking24-7]

What do you guys think? (Excuse the pictures please)

Ooc: Yes i ship david with scott tibbs despite half the fandom shipping scott with adam🥺

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Turn this shit off now

[chainsmoking24-7]

So i can imediatelly make a full version right?..

[detectivemark-hoffman]

This is the worst shit I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Okay rude. They loved it so you js dont got taste

[detectivemark-hoffman]

I think they might have said they like it out of pity

[chainsmoking24-7]

No?? My bf wouldnt lie to me??

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Everybody lies.

[chainsmoking24-7]

So do you maybe.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Yeah, but not right now, this is fuckin’ awful.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Thanks. I'll make more

[detectivemark-hoffman]

What purpose do you actually serve on this planet?

[chainsmoking24-7]

I actually prepared for this question jokes on you. Look at my name now think about every cigarette that i ever smoked. Those were cigarettes no child could smoke so technically im preventing children from getting cancer. Yeah im a hero i know.

Please dont put me in the bear trap again.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

You’re heading for something much worse than the bear trap. I wanna dismember you myself.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Sexual style?

[detectivemark-hoffman]

No… murder-y style.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Murder-y style can be sexy if you think about it

[detectivemark-hoffman]

I don’t want to butcher you erotically.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Youre really fucking boring. I mean im not saying i want to be dismembered but you wont let sparking hot guy (everybody laugh) stack donuts on it, you wont murder someone in a sexy way. You got no game man.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

First of all, was that pun necessary?

Anyway. Just because I don’t want to be like an actor in some porn video on the dark web, it does not mean I’m boring and have no game.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Furthest youre getting is Twitter lil buddy😂✌️

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Don’t call me that

[chainsmoking24-7]

What do you guys think? (Excuse the pictures please)

Ooc: Yes i ship david with scott tibbs despite half the fandom shipping scott with adam🥺

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Turn this shit off now

[chainsmoking24-7]

So i can imediatelly make a full version right?..

[detectivemark-hoffman]

This is the worst shit I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Okay rude. They loved it so you js dont got taste

[detectivemark-hoffman]

I think they might have said they like it out of pity

[chainsmoking24-7]

No?? My bf wouldnt lie to me??

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Everybody lies.

[chainsmoking24-7]

So do you maybe.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Yeah, but not right now, this is fuckin’ awful.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Thanks. I'll make more

[detectivemark-hoffman]

What purpose do you actually serve on this planet?

[chainsmoking24-7]

I actually prepared for this question jokes on you. Look at my name now think about every cigarette that i ever smoked. Those were cigarettes no child could smoke so technically im preventing children from getting cancer. Yeah im a hero i know.

Please dont put me in the bear trap again.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

You’re heading for something much worse than the bear trap. I wanna dismember you myself.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Sexual style?

[detectivemark-hoffman]

No… murder-y style.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Murder-y style can be sexy if you think about it

[detectivemark-hoffman]

I don’t want to butcher you erotically.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Youre really fucking boring. I mean im not saying i want to be dismembered but you wont let sparking hot guy (everybody laugh) stack donuts on it, you wont murder someone in a sexy way. You got no game man.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

First of all, was that pun necessary?

Anyway. Just because I don’t want to be like an actor in some porn video on the dark web, it does not mean I’m boring and have no game.

[chainsmoking24-7]

What do you guys think? (Excuse the pictures please)

Ooc: Yes i ship david with scott tibbs despite half the fandom shipping scott with adam🥺

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Turn this shit off now

[chainsmoking24-7]

So i can imediatelly make a full version right?..

[detectivemark-hoffman]

This is the worst shit I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Okay rude. They loved it so you js dont got taste

[detectivemark-hoffman]

I think they might have said they like it out of pity

[chainsmoking24-7]

No?? My bf wouldnt lie to me??

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Everybody lies.

[chainsmoking24-7]

So do you maybe.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Yeah, but not right now, this is fuckin’ awful.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Thanks. I'll make more

[detectivemark-hoffman]

What purpose do you actually serve on this planet?

[chainsmoking24-7]

I actually prepared for this question jokes on you. Look at my name now think about every cigarette that i ever smoked. Those were cigarettes no child could smoke so technically im preventing children from getting cancer. Yeah im a hero i know.

Please dont put me in the bear trap again.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

You’re heading for something much worse than the bear trap. I wanna dismember you myself.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Sexual style?

[detectivemark-hoffman]

No… murder-y style.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Murder-y style can be sexy if you think about it

[detectivemark-hoffman]

I don’t want to butcher you erotically.

[chainsmoking24-7]

What do you guys think? (Excuse the pictures please)

Ooc: Yes i ship david with scott tibbs despite half the fandom shipping scott with adam🥺

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Turn this shit off now

[chainsmoking24-7]

So i can imediatelly make a full version right?..

[detectivemark-hoffman]

This is the worst shit I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Okay rude. They loved it so you js dont got taste

[detectivemark-hoffman]

I think they might have said they like it out of pity

[chainsmoking24-7]

No?? My bf wouldnt lie to me??

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Everybody lies.

[chainsmoking24-7]

So do you maybe.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Yeah, but not right now, this is fuckin’ awful.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Thanks. I'll make more

[detectivemark-hoffman]

What purpose do you actually serve on this planet?

[chainsmoking24-7]

I actually prepared for this question jokes on you. Look at my name now think about every cigarette that i ever smoked. Those were cigarettes no child could smoke so technically im preventing children from getting cancer. Yeah im a hero i know.

Please dont put me in the bear trap again.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

You’re heading for something much worse than the bear trap. I wanna dismember you myself.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Sexual style?

[detectivemark-hoffman]

No… murder-y style.

[chainsmoking24-7]

What do you guys think? (Excuse the pictures please)

Ooc: Yes i ship david with scott tibbs despite half the fandom shipping scott with adam🥺

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Turn this shit off now

[chainsmoking24-7]

So i can imediatelly make a full version right?..

[detectivemark-hoffman]

This is the worst shit I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Okay rude. They loved it so you js dont got taste

[detectivemark-hoffman]

I think they might have said they like it out of pity

[chainsmoking24-7]

No?? My bf wouldnt lie to me??

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Everybody lies.

[chainsmoking24-7]

So do you maybe.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Yeah, but not right now, this is fuckin’ awful.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Thanks. I'll make more

[detectivemark-hoffman]

What purpose do you actually serve on this planet?

[chainsmoking24-7]

I actually prepared for this question jokes on you. Look at my name now think about every cigarette that i ever smoked. Those were cigarettes no child could smoke so technically im preventing children from getting cancer. Yeah im a hero i know.

Please dont put me in the bear trap again.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

You’re heading for something much worse than the bear trap. I wanna dismember you myself.

[chainsmoking24-7]

What do you guys think? (Excuse the pictures please)

Ooc: Yes i ship david with scott tibbs despite half the fandom shipping scott with adam🥺

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Turn this shit off now

[chainsmoking24-7]

So i can imediatelly make a full version right?..

[detectivemark-hoffman]

This is the worst shit I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Okay rude. They loved it so you js dont got taste

[detectivemark-hoffman]

I think they might have said they like it out of pity

[chainsmoking24-7]

No?? My bf wouldnt lie to me??

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Everybody lies.

[chainsmoking24-7]

So do you maybe.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Yeah, but not right now, this is fuckin’ awful.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Thanks. I'll make more

[detectivemark-hoffman]

What purpose do you actually serve on this planet?

[chainsmoking24-7]

What do you guys think? (Excuse the pictures please)

Ooc: Yes i ship david with scott tibbs despite half the fandom shipping scott with adam🥺

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Turn this shit off now

[chainsmoking24-7]

So i can imediatelly make a full version right?..

[detectivemark-hoffman]

This is the worst shit I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Okay rude. They loved it so you js dont got taste

[detectivemark-hoffman]

I think they might have said they like it out of pity

[chainsmoking24-7]

No?? My bf wouldnt lie to me??

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Everybody lies.

[chainsmoking24-7]

So do you maybe.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Yeah, but not right now, this is fuckin’ awful.