alicja!!

big enjoyer of almost everything always

[detectivepineapple]

sad thing about the radio is that you fall in love with a song youve never heard of before and you didnt expect to like it so you didnt hear what the hosts called the song and then you never hear that melody again

greatest thing about having a radio is that it makes you love music again

[detectivepineapple]

irs so weird that youre not aware of anything haooening around you when youre asleep. makes me not wanna sleep lol

every day i wake up with a new spider bite i feel like im gonna have more spider dna than my own soon..

if you saw my legs now dude...... not cool. let me be itch free for one (1) day pleeeeease

[what-even-is-thiss]

Must not pick that scab off. It will not in fact get rid of the scab and just create a different scab. The scab is not done cooking yet. I am completely normal about scabs. <-gripping the edges of his chair so tightly the wood is starting to crack

[detectivepineapple]

i wanna do everything but also i know im not gonna be good at it even after trying hard. i guess ive accepted im going to be average in everything i do

but id rather be a jack of all trades and master of none rather than a goshdarn bum

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

like so much of Everything today is premised on the idea that the earth-shattering catastrophe which happened within living memory of everyone older than a third grader has had no meaningful material or psychological effects on the general public and i don't think that's good, lol.

"(some of) the top-line economic indicators (sorta) recovered (in most places) so everything is fine and we don't need to talk about it" is not a sustainable framework for interfacing with reality

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

"why is everyone so angry and paranoid now?" "why is politics so dysfunctional now?" "why is [x] [y] and [z] now? blah blah blah"

2020:

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[detectivepineapple]

called me out on a random sunday damn

[detectivepineapple]

having a phone is so annoying. genuinely feel like i cant be productive without it close to me i cant think i wanna do my work but also my phone is right there so lets just doomscroll yk but also this isnt productive now i just feel guilty for wasting like the whole day

[detectivepineapple]

we should start calling ppl dunces. idk what it means but it sounds like a good insult

[detectivepineapple]

false alarm guys the ao3 grind is back on

[detectivepineapple]

bruh i was reading whatvthe heck

[detectivepineapple]

stupid period making me feel dumb and ugly snd stupid i hate periods why can i just skip to the menopause already

[detectivepineapple]

rain please dont stop nooooo i dont wanna go outsideeeee

[detectivepineapple]

i cant wait until its autumn and finally cold again so i can wear my coat without overheating

[detectivepineapple]

basketball… yeah just.. yeah, its hard isnt it