woso

send me woso confessions or you’re fired (and ignore the fact that this is a secondary blog by accident)

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my 88 year old grandmother has decided that she wants to write a book about her upbringing and she has asked me for help so now we have weekly writing sessions via facetime and it’s the most wholesome thing ever

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No fucking way kt to Chelsea 😭

‘i’ve always been a chelsea fan’ broooo hahaha

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I had that once and it’s terrifying

hahahaha it has happened a million times, as long as it’s a small bird it’s okay!!! would have freaked out if it was a crow or something hahaha

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woke up at 6am to a bird flying around in our bedroom hahahahaha

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I have a confession

spill pls

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Waitttt I thought scandi’s roommate was a model and we liked her

two roommates!! one good and one evil

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It‘s already way to late again. Agh

we’re both home all day tomorrow so we can continue !

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My coworker who knows i am an arsenal fan asked me yesterday for the second time who i like look wise from the mens team.

If he only knew i was all here for leah williamson and the girls…

Also odagaard, calafiori, saliba… but he doesn’t desvere to know this.

hahahahaha all so so real

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back to back pervert should be her instagram bio

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Back to back pervert???

unfortunately yes. that draft has remained accurate 😔

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scandi’s schedule is

nerd nerd pervert nerd nerd nerd nerd pervert pervert nerd nerd pervert nerd nerd nerd pervert

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confession but i’m a passionate third wheel because i just love love and i love feeling

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Your friend group has an arch nemesis?? Pls tell me more

she’s just the worst (pathological liar, spreads made up rumours, causes relationship drama within the group, maaaajor superiority complex for no apparent reason, etc etc) but it’s lowkey funny to witness?? we can’t drop her because we’re besties with her roommate so we just see the funny side of it hahahaha

THE BESTIE WAS SCANDI PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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being extra sappy tonight and thinking about all of my important friendships and just accepting that i’ll always be such a friendship person. i could probably be happily single forever as long as i have my pals and i’m so okay with that for some reason ? so please if you ever want or need someone for anything at all

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i’ll start posting my drafts

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ur turn guys. confess !!!!

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Oop same

so real. has to be done