Firething

I don't know what a detector is

[detectortheory]

”WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY HAVE LORE???”

Heya gang, I’m Forsaken Detector Theorizer, or FDT! My main purpose is to find out WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON SERIOUSLY WHY DOES IT HAVE LORE????

Mainly triggered by the possible cannibal and autocannibalism @evil-chance-detector has shown {and that fact it seems that @guest-1337-detecter and @chance-detector live together, correctly me if I’m wrong.} I, personally as FDT, will find out what is causing all of this.

Also I recognized a Ceaser cipher ONCE in Evil Chance’s detector’s post and now my little gravity falls pilled brain is after it.

Inspired by

Evil Chance Detector {already tagged in post}

1337 Detector {Also already tagged}

@evil-elliot-detector2

@elliot-detector

edit: @theorizer-anon , you’re great.

Ya’ll sorry for the tags I just can’t live with myself without crediting the practically only blogs I will theorize on

Any theorization requests go to the ask box… or if anyone just wants to spout random nonsense that’s ok too!!!

ooc under cut

Mod goes by Any/All, run by @atlazztarr {no shit}

Tags cause I forgot!!!

#Detector Theorizing : Guess {it’s obvious}

#Not Theorizing : you are NOT stupid

[classicfanatics]

hey gays. Its me. Atlaz Ztarr. Here to tell YOU that LOOK!! LOOK ITS FRIENDCHECK LOOK ITS THE GUY WHO STALKED FDT LOOK! Coming to YOU at @thehistoryofrobloxia ! yeah i added them to my roblox lore. goodnight.

[detectortheory]

How's that screen reader of yours?

”Pretty good!”

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[detectortheory]

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(For Translation purposes Please consult me! @barcode-official-translator aka wait no I'm not No!? I'm not calling myself that Barcode Official. Fuck no)

”This really messed with my screen reader. I’ll consult that guy!”

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[detectortheory]

”It says their asks are off. Not sure if that’s on purpose or.

I’ll just do this. How does this work? @barcode-offical-translator”

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[detectortheory]

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(For Translation purposes Please consult me! @barcode-official-translator aka wait no I'm not No!? I'm not calling myself that Barcode Official. Fuck no)

”This really messed with my screen reader. I’ll consult that guy!”

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[theorizer-anon]

What's your favorite windows default application?

Mine's Task Manager!!! :3

[detectortheory]

”I don’t know anything about this stuff, but Onyx, my brother, also says Task Manager.”

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[detectortheory]

”I checked my weird followers list thing, and it said I had forty four. What is a follower? Why am I being followed?”

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[detectortheory]

"I can barely read by the by, but I think asks will, uh, be cool to receive!"

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[detectortheory]

“Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?”

“Woah! Hi! Hello! Hi! didn’t know I had any social media!”

“I’m Firething. I don’t know what a Forsaken Detector is but uh, whatever I have social media!”

“I told classic fanatic about this and they said “I don’t recall that, but you can use it” so yay yay yay yay ya!”

The ask me anything is already open? Weird! I don’t know what Nonexistent means either, or who made the other posts.”

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[atlazztarr]

Something big

[detectortheory]

Final Tease. Goodnight.

[detectortheory]

Ok. Ok. Let’s clear this up. 1/3/26. 8am est. Jesus.

@theorizer-anon @encoderdecoder

[theorizer-anon]

That's in like

One day

[detectortheory]

Exactly.

[detectortheory]

Ok. Ok. Let’s clear this up. 1/3/26. 8am est. Jesus.

@theorizer-anon @encoderdecoder

[detectortheory]

mind me mod is stupid

the 3RD

[detectortheory]

countdown has begun. Watch out for 1/3/26 8am.

[detectortheory]

Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time.

@theorizer-anon and whoever this may concern

[atlazztarr]

fuck it I’m in a “THERES SO MANY THINGS I FORGOT TO SAY” mood for FDT and co

I changed FDT’s name to Retired because well. I’ll reblog post like these/lore dump posts. Yeahhh. Also they’re still in my head helping with all my personal theories about stuff ^_^/hj

Vance/Fax has been removed from their lore due to a falling out w/ Elliot {which I won’t get into, but to put it simply it was mutual blocking worthy}

But uh. FDT/CF had a canon ending planned where FDT sued CF and won for child endangerment and stuff. Happy ending and stuff. Yaya.

ScntOne is also a creep btw and cheated on ThrdOne

BTW ALL THE HACKERFANATIXS {who were mostly actually Myth/Hacker fans?} WWRE BASED OFFA HACKERS. Onyx was 1x, Scnt and Thrd were John and Jane, blah blah allat. I’ll probably post a guide to a CF oc one day.

ok that’s it

[detectortheory]

Have the actual final post where I lore dump and fact dump

FDT, legal name Firething, is an ex-member of Classicfanatics. Classicfanatics is a cult-like group that preys on young people and encourages the older members to act strange towards younger ones.

Firething’s sibling was Onyxone and had a friend group of Angelsword, Rubberfool, and Firesword.

The guy who reached out was Retrohead, CF’s old partner.

Onyx had a partner named Nullvoid

Spawnon was supposed to be with Fax Machine

Sweetieflame is Firething

FS was FDT’s father figure

Thank you, and goodnight.