Aʟᴍᴏsᴛ Mᴀᴅᴇ Iᴛ

Indie Rhys blog from TFTBL Written by Nikki

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Congrats, you killed almost 1200 toddlers just to get rid of /a computer program/.

Make him Speechless.

    “Oh man, when do these things happen that I don’t know about?”

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You do realize that his mask is being used as a souvenir.

Make him Speechless.

      “I know.”

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"You have got to stop stealing the neighbors cat when you're high."

TFLN

   “I mean I could lie and say I’ll stop but, uh. Nah.         That cat is so much more happy with me, alright Jack?”

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"Listen to me, The Martians AREN'T probing you. You're doing that to yourself."

TFLN

Rhys.exe has stopped working.

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"It didn't look like a bad idea at the time. Then again I was totally shitfaced."

TFLN

  “Honestly, I should expect this by now but yet it still surprises me. Why does it surprise me.”

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You've got one sentence to make my character absolutely speechless! Go!

By any means necessary!

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Texts From Last Night style sentence pack

"You have got to stop stealing the next door neighbor's cat when your high."

"Plan B. When the Police come to the door everyone claim you were kidnapped and forced to party. I'll go break a bottle and open the back window so we can say our kidnapper must've escaped."

"Where did the toddler come from? That wasn't here when we started this binge."

"You know I'm always game for illegal activity, but what would we even DO with a lifetime supply of catnip?"

"It didn't look like a bad idea at the time. Then again I was totally shitfaced."

"Tonight's theme is 'Bad Life Choices; The Sequel!'"

"Listen to me, The Martians AREN'T probing you. You're doing that to yourself."

"If he's got an eyepatch the answer is always 'Sorry, they aren't home right now.'"

"I woke up with twenty dollars on my nightstand and an empty bed. Up side is he thought I was good enough to be a prostitute. Down side is he thought I was a really cheap one."

"Do you think my math professor will count me working out how much different booze we can buy with as little money possible as extra credit?"

"Where do you keep finding kittens?"

"I want to keep them as much as you do but we can barely afford to feed ourselves."

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                     “What do you mean I can’t just trust Jack?”                                                                                                            “Oops.”

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