I Am Become Deth, Destroyer Of Worlds

[dethgreetsmewarm]

Today was a double shot of Jack, and two beers kinda day!

[dethgreetsmewarm]

Two days ago I was feeling down. The holidays aren’t the best time of year for me. Today was better, only because I got to see most of my family (the people I love) I know it’ll get better, but I want to be done with December already.

[dethgreetsmewarm]

Holee fuck, I thought I learned my lesson of staying out all night.

[dethgreetsmewarm]

Holee fuck, I’ve made a mistake!

[dethgreetsmewarm]

Before anyone does karaoke, you should be tested if you’re retarded. If you are, no karaoke for you.

[dethgreetsmewarm]

The greatest thing about when you work outside for a living and it rains, you can just come home, strip down and start freeballin’

[willynylanders]

me @ myself: wish you weren’t so fuckin awkward bud

[dethgreetsmewarm]

Imagine talking to a girl who looks like a 6.5/10 on facebook dating, only to find out she’s really a 5 in person! Yikes!!

[dethgreetsmewarm]

Not that I’d expect anyone to see this, but what I’m about to say will be a personal note. Attending my 10 year high school reunion last year was a mistake. It wasn’t the best time of my life like that whole cliche saying goes. I could ramble on about those days, but I highly doubt I’ll be attending any reunions in the future.

[dethgreetsmewarm]

My life right now!

[the-greentext-guy]

[neverthere12345]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s seem to have all separate, unique personalities, but these last 17 years seem to just be one big chunk of time that has no significant meaning.

[supernovajazzy]

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

[bundibird]

These last 17 years have an “oh no” feel that just gets bigger and louder with each consecutive year

[catchymemes]

[c-o-n-f-u-s-e-d-deactivated2019]

[dethgreetsmewarm]

My kinda woman!

[mxwlfgrl]

Search your zodiac sign in the gifs, and find one that relates most to you.

Here’s mine

[aquilacalvitium]

[captainhimboprime]

Best thing is Starscream would totally do this.

[deadlight-pennywise]

[lostheart13-deactivated20191220]

[justsimplybizarre-moved]

[arcanaantics-deactivated2024022]

[doedoodles]

[luluquiq-reblogs]

[gauldur-amulet]

[mars-nymphetic]

[seer-of-lxght]

[natt-the-kitty-cat]

[nerroart]

[zeldrispendragon]

[soysaucedrunk]

[peytouo]

[potator-tati]

[bbq-hawks-wings]

[tinytophatt-rex-deactivated2020]

[literallyapieceoftrash]

[nerdyeldritchhorror]

[melokuu]

[spoopyghostgirl]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[yourladyindank]

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

[dethgreetsmewarm]

[lmm-43]

2020 is in 6 months. Don’t let anyone waste your time.

[dethgreetsmewarm]

Fuck!!!