When life gives you lemons, knock his lights out

Hello there, fellow human person!! I make little doodles every so often, sometimes write if in the mood, and have wacky characters¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ Feel free to look around as art block lovingly beats me over the head with a crowbar⁠♡ Comms-CLOSED 'til N/A Collabs-Ask me, I don't bite . . . . often. Art Trades-Message me

[crazycatkatetrap]

Pleasure to meet ya and welcome to my little corner of purgatory~!!

I do traditional and digital art, along with mixed media and occasionally doing something stupid and spontaneous✨️ I also love working with certain art supplies that are considered ancient relics by today's standards (papyrus papers, mechanical pencils, old ass paints, you get the jist, I'm a weird bitch). Long story short, I'm just here to have fun, draw some shit, and hopefully toss back whatever brick my depression throws at me🥲

Here's some random things you should know before you scroll on⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

• I'm an og fnaf fan from 2015 (got into the fandom right after FNAF 4 came out)

• I have a laundry list of anxiety issues and stim randomly at the most inconvenient of times, also I type and talk a lot😅

•I'm 21+, so minors please DNI, also so some of my art will be marked mature depending on levels of gore, sexual context, etc.:3

• I use IbisPaintx to line my work . . And while I DO have a Wacom, my computer crashed two years ago, and I can't afford a new one currently so I'm forced to draw with either a stylus/pen combo or my index for the time being on my phone

• I curse a lot, so apologies in advance for my fucking language if thay makes you uncomfortable as hell😇

My AUs: Long Live The King-Batter Up!!-Funtimes All 'Round-Junkyard-Angel of Awkward-Deep Sea Dumbasses<-(working title of course)

Other socials:

YouTube https://youtube.com/@Crazy_Cat_KateTrap DeviantArt (abandoned since 2022) https://www.deviantart.com/katetrap

[crazycatkatetrap]

This is not a repost, just a holding place until I figure out how to upload some sketches and such from my new device;3✨️

[k1tkatzzz]

TAG GAME!! Make yourself in this picrew and tag anyone you wanna see do it 🗣️🗣️

lillycrew

helloo :0) here is a picrew i made! it's pretty rad, so if you dig the art in this, feel free to follow my instagram @itslillyillustrates! (

@cordycepsdrawz @dead-man-walking245 @autistic-mettaton @picklerabbits-sentientfurby @puppix + anyone else!! np, tags open!

[beattlecub-deactivated20241207]

Teehee!

@eli-am-confused @toringo @sundewhasaudhd

Sorry for tags!

Anyone can join!

[scottyzoomz]

my pimples VROO AHRHHGHGHGH anyways tags!!! @alien8tdd @blizzard202 @atticusredwood @thatmusicaltheaternerd @make-friends-with-the-rats @the-realest-spot-conlon @blinkinbrothershark or any people who wanna join!

[atticus-redwood]

Thanks for the tag goober

@the-realest-spot-conlon @bigmack2go @newsieskid

[newsieskid]

Thanks for the tag

@getyourpaybackwithsomepayback @musical-dash-trash @make-friends-with-the-rats @ivys-head-is-spinning

and anyone else that wants to Join

[albiealivetmrw]

@writingraccoon @alchemicalwerewolf @ethereal-bumble-bee @emmaspersonaldiary

I look like such a dork (I am)

thanks for the tag!!

[alchemicalwerewolf]

Some would say I have spooky stuff because it’s fall, when the reality is I have it all year round

@thecrazyalchemist

[thecrazyalchemist]

doing this again :3

@aggressivenesswhilecrying @ai-hoshino-starry-love @alchemicalwerewolf @amethyst-aster @ankoku-teion

@anna-is-bored @annotated-catastrophe @anotherhumanperson @be-gentle-with-littluns-2 @bleep-bloop-boo

@breadismylifeline @can-i-explode-now @carrotsinnovember @chocolate-cake-enthusiast @cloverthesimp365

@crystalskyz @dragonerd8224 @dumbass---tm @flaming-cactus @four-leafed-queer-gal

@f4y3w00d5 @givemeasong-singamelody @homelessnerd @homocidalpotat @horoscope-misreader96

@i-am-in-the-mind-fuck @i-eat-so-much-grass @ima-bellwoo @justanotherenbyhere @loki-god-of-mischief-13

@meshaamem-li @morningdew112358 @mun-urufu @names-confuse-me @oliviartist

@onetimemacaroni @orion--tt @passtheranchpls @pteren @raylaismad

@rosiiclouds @sentientballofpeas @sketchy-potato @some-bug @supermilkshakebanana

@a-dam-heartstopper-fan @thebookshelflord @thehumandictionary @theoncelee @touslin

@twordishdragon @unstableunicornsofasgard @utterqueerdisasterthesimp @varian-the-alchemy-boi @violet-hady

@xylophonerabbit

@yanzinator

[unstableunicornsofasgard]

Thx for the tag :3

@mushrooms-frogs-skulls-imlucas @star-dust-shark @crowwolf8 @justagremlinoncaffeine @justagray @secret-mewtwo @apjofan @quantum-cos @ all my moots (I have shit memory, but I love and appreciate y’all 💛)

No pressure

open tags :)

[ozzysboneyard]

Thanks for the tag!

No pressure tags to @someone-kill-the-ej @bloodandsugarboudoir @leyswitchblr

[mackonfire]

my ass was not tagged!!

@apjofan @little-paper-ghost-child @crowwolf8 @imqueerandadeer

[apjofan]

@bonsai-maze @reyna4ever @unstableunicornsofasgard

If the tags bother you lmk and I won't @ you again <3

[bonsai-wonders]

no dw i fucking love doing this

:P

@juicyfruitsnaxx @hiro--aoki @nyxtheghostboy

@hazelartz @thexie-and-stars

if u don't wanna be tagged lemme know

[hiro--aoki]

Taglist:

@kookiekult @smutinlove @far-cry-from-finality

@zomb-1-egutzz @shadowybasementmiracle @vaniniweenie

@sleep-queen @frankcastleautism @hisdahlia

@carlslvr @zzombiegirl @lunarnightt

@carlmipololo @txrasbae @a-vampire-bat

@coveofthesiren @stormyy-bluezz01 @geooo0o

@thatoneghostcosplayer @h00d-tr4sh @theboysfanficmaker

[thefirefoxlexux]

DarkFox: Why Is there never a fox mask option...ugh...

@2009-ghost @wonderful-bellies @wombywoo @why-rock-look-tasty-if-no-eat @eat-or-be-eaten @roachy-draws @temeyes @thefreak09 @yeenybeanies @ohthesearemyprey @pocket-deer-boy @phantum @pls-let-me-be-weird @amikoroyaiart @amustikas @abc-ok @fanciercroissantgothparty @fuzzytummies @grimmzee @h00d-tr4sh @kiana455 @lilymoon22 @x-hotrose-x @verefex @vore-scientist @valiants @billswill9 @boytumms @nomstellations @gomzdrawfr @i-like-vore-and-memes-2 @racc00nlime @greythewulf

[i-like-vore-and-memes-2]

Been awhile since I've seen these go around lol

(You don't gotta participate if you don't wanna, I'm just tagging users I know of lol)

@thefanciestborrower , @nomstellations , @notmyprey , @miniaturemallow , @comfyhome

[crazycatkatetrap]

Just decided to tag along😜

@azuki-beans @melanirana @lesbiannoms @milo-ate-a-bee @k4ndi-c0spl4y3r @miwachan2 @xitsensunmoon if y'all wanna do it, by all means:3

[miwachan2]

mermaids go brrr

[crazycatkatetrap]

Designs are old as hell, but until I find the time between my job to post their updated designs and story, here's my dumbasses✨️

Post by @crazycatkatetrap · 1 image

💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 7 · Bonus sketch of the merbois:3 · My favorite part of my Moon's design? He can unhinge his jaw like an actual gulper shark a

Post by @crazycatkatetrap · 1 video

💬 0  🔁 1  ❤️ 6 · And I now present . . . . · These weird fucking things🤣 Since I love deep sea shit, figured I'd base the boys off of my fa

Enjoy, they're the source of my pain(*T^T)

[crazycatkatetrap]

are you alive 🥺

I'm worried bout you

I AM ALIVE PEOPLE

Just been on a long ass hiatus, I plan on coming back and posting again during MerMay:3

Gracias for the concern, but I is still alive, just depressed af and drawing up a damn storm🫡✨️

[crazycatkatetrap]

What do you give a prince who has everything he could ever want?

✨A concubine of course!!✨

As you can tell, he's thrilled.

[mcsnowfun44]

for @crazycatkatetrap. I finally made something for you return :D

I used a general template base since I didn't have the energy to draw it 100% freehand, but I tried

[crazycatkatetrap]

Holy shit, I am so sorry I didn't see this until just now, holy shit😧

[vigaishere]

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

[shuckledeleted]

[crazycatkatetrap]

A lot of shit's been going on with me, but I'm going to attempt for this week to bring back Long Live The King.

It will be my main focus until I'm confident enough to get back on the bandwagon for my other AUs and projects, so I can't promise that some of them will be canned due to the time and effort that would be required to put into a select few of them.

(As for my underage followers, the NSFW shit train's going to hit the fan in about 2 weeks with the artwork and stories I'll be posting, so if you hate any of the following: sexual content, suggestive content, sexual trauma/assault depictions and mentions, trauma mentions, depressing imagery, mentions of death, starvation dark humor and/or mentions (for LLTK and DSD Moondrop only!!), and triggers galore that I will tag. If anything I post feels like it might be too much for my younger audience, I'll flag down the post.)

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

sound off everyone what’s the worst texture. just in anything. for me it’s ground beef not even a question

[blebsandgears]

It’s my birthday tomorrow

Protective pred vore me please! Hold me for the day and bake me a cake please! Then after I get my piece tuck me back in! Please it’s my birthday and I’m just a little guy! A perfectly vore-able birthday guy!

(Fr though I’m turning 21 tomorrow)

[crazycatkatetrap]

cracks my neck Alright then~

I gently pick you up, nuzzling you with my nose a bit before giving you a few loving licks, purring softly at the fact that my little snack is already 21.

I tease you a bit, then carefully lower and place you on my soft tongue, letting you roll around a little as I savor your taste. I gently swallow, licking my lips as I feel you slide seamlessly down my throat. As soon as I feel my gut plump slightly, I gently rub my stomach, knowing that you're comfortable inside.

I stretch a little, then go into the kitchen and start baking up a cake for ya, overdoing it with some fancy chocolate roses and other little things to make your big day special~

Unfortunately though, the smell of the fresh baked cakes and frosting causes my belly to curl around you slightly from hunger, but a few little rubs and it settles down, though I apologize for you having to feel it's soft hugs in there.

After it's all finished, I carefully cough you up, letting you see the cake and a few extra surprises such as a few gifts I got a couple days earlier in prep for this mini party. After we eat some cake and enjoy each other's company, I notice you start to get a little sleepy after eating. I chuckle and gently pick you up, knowing the excitement of today tired you out a bit.

I pick you up and gently swallow you down once again, sighing as I see your familiar bump in my tummy. I rub the soft skin of my stomach, chuckling quietly as my stomach's quiet groans and gurgles lull you to sleep.

(Hopefully you like this dude, Happy Birthday🥰🎉🥳🥂)

[crazycatkatetrap]

I got into a car accident. Yes, I'm still alive somewhat.

Actually happened this past Monday on New Years Day, that's why I didn't post the drawings.

I'm fine, same goes for my family, just a girl's day that turned into internal bruising for the family and I, and a broken rib for my mother🥲

[clownjail]

Nine people I'd like to get to know better

Tagged by @meghawhopp <33

Last song: Down by the River by Borislav Slavov from the Baldur’s Gate 3 Soundtrack (or more specifically the cover of Down by the River by Nerissa Ravencroft)

Favorite color: Blue and purple!

Last movie/TV show: Seinfeld, I’m currently on season four!

Sweet/spicy/savory?: I have a huge sweet tooth, so sweet things

Relationship status: Single

Last thing I googled: I searched up the show “Arthur” because I was trying to find that one meme where Buster was like “You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and spread lies?”

Current obsession: Fragaria memories and tears of themis mostly^^

Tag Nine People: @kyaruun @xinieeee @deadmansbistro @florapot @hunita812 @scuffle-with-spirals @rexonalapis @maxellera @manicpixiedoomedgirl

[capow02]

Tysm for the tag!!

Last song: Sneaking out of heaven by waterparks

Favourite colour: Purple 💜

Last movie/TV show: I just watched the new doctor who episode and it was magnificent

Sweet/spicy/savoury: I like savoury :)

Relationship status: Single, and I think I might want it to stay that way

Last thing I googled: Whether or not cats can eat cheesecake

Current obsession: I don't really have one atm, I miss being obsessed with something. Someone recommend a show

@galactic-squiddo @smashingwindshields @morosoro @thestolenbook @wolfie979 and anyone else who wants to join! :))

[thestolenbook]

Aww @biroace02 thank you for the tag! <3

Last Song: A Christmas Song by The Beach Boys that I am too lazy to look up the title of, though the last song I've been obsessed with & had on repeat is Townie by Mitski.

Favorite Color: Amarillo

Last Movie/TV Show: Avatar: The Last Airbender and I am quickly becoming Zutara shipper trash

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: I've definitely got a sweet tooth.

Relationship Status: Oof. Pass on this one. (single?)

Last thing I googled: Whether René de Obaldia is still alive (he's not)

Current Obsession: Again, might be A:TLA, but we'll see how long that lasts. Constant fallback is Rumbelle :)

@deliriumsdelight7 @kelyon @kiashyel @because-i-love-chess @rumpledspinster, as well as whoever else!

[kiashyel]

Thank you for the tag @thestolenbook!

Last song: Something to Hold on To by Matt Wertz

Favorite color: Eggplant purple

Last movie/TV Show: Team Starkid’s VHS Christmas Carol followed by an episode of MASH.

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Savory

Relationship Status: Single

Last Thing I Googled: the Victorian Christmas game Snapdragon

Current Obsession: The Fall of the House of Usher, Sweeney Todd, playing Disney Dreamlight Valley, and the Til Death Do Us Blart podcast

Tagging @wateroflifer @davidfourteenant @captains-clever-goose @savepainfordaylight and anyone else who would like to partake.

[wendy-woodhouse-deactivated2024]

Thank you for the tag @kiashyel! You rock ALL of the socks!

Last song: My Love Mine All Mine by Mitski

Favorite color: Navy blue

Last movie/TV Show: White Christmas

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Sweet

Relationship Status: Single

Last Thing I Googled: Winter emojis

Current Obsession: One Chicago (especially Med), old MGM musicals, and, honestly, CHRISTMAS! Give me all the Christmassy goodness lol.

Tagging @tortoisesshells @javertwenttoheaven @norrington-hell @tiny--spock @little-whats-her-name @leucocrystal and anyone else who wants to dive in (I know it's not nine but maybe nine people will be interested in joining wink wink nudge nudge?)!

[little-whats-her-name]

Thank you for the tag @savepainfordaylight!

Last Song: Roxie

Favourite Colour: Pink

Last Movie/TV Show: Loki

Sweet/Spicy/Savoury: Sweet

Relationship Status: Single

Last Thing I Googled: Diane Simmons (for Lori Alan)

Current Obsession: Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical

Tagging @nationmckinleyscorset @littlegreenfag @phoneymedic @apaulthe0sis @spookyduckqak @fabledspring @ythaenagor @hankhill420 @shockyhorror

[spookyduckqak]

Thankies for taggu @little-whats-her-name !!

Last song I listened to: high school is killing me -nerdy prudes must die (starkid)

Favorite color: I have three! Orange, blue, black!

Last movie/TV show: frosty the snowman

Sweet, spicy, Or savory?: Savory

Relationship status: single

Last thing googled: frosty the snowman so I could make sure that's what it was actually called

Current obsession: uhm origami frogs (just folding them its fun) , and the amazing digital circus their both pretty silly

Tagging?: @fucknugg3t @microwavesofconfusion @triangularitydubs @transgenderseymourkrelborn and anyone else! (I tagged as many mutual names as I could remember, 4 is like, almost half of nine yk?)

[microwavesofconfusion]

Last song I listened to: "Against the Kitchen Floor" by Will Wood

Favorite color: Green

Last movie/TV show: If You Give A Mouse A Christmas Cookie

Sweet, spicy or savory? Spicy

Relationship status: single

Last thing googled: "wikihow what to bring to a sleepover teenager" <- my best friend and I are having a sleepover tomorrow and even though we're almost adults this is our first sleepover. I'm watching all the shows to figure out how it's supposed to go but idk. We were sheltered children and anti-social adolescents. We don't know what we're doing.

Current obsession: Spider-Man. I like other things, but ykhii.

Tagging:

@the-puppet-show @the-river-is-right-there-chopper @lowbatterylamp and/or anyone else who wants to do this!

[they-hit-the-isev]

Thanks for tagging!

Last song I listened to: Metaphor by The Crane Wives

Favorite color: Blue/Orange (reminds me of a sunset or streetlamps in the evening)

Last movie/TV show: The Wind Rises (I wanted something to relax to and it also had airplanes in it)(I love airplanes)(this was beautiful)

Sweet, spicy or savory: Savory and spicy, then sweet

Relationship status: wow, we all single in this thread, same

Last thing googled: "council of chalcedon creed" (needed it for a quiz)(which early christian heresy are you)(I'm pleagianism)

Current obsession: I guess I've been getting into scent candles lately. not really though because 'tis the test season (and my usual bullshit is planes. I think I mentioned that)(yeah)

tagging: @three-strikes-of-void , @valentine-616 (no pressure) and anyone who also wants to say something about themself

[v-for--valentine]

Why thank you, River!

Last song i listened to: Duality by Slipknot

Favourite colour: lilac (or any other shade of purple really) or cyan

Last movie/show i watched: Howl’s Moving Castle (though i may or may not have spent the last third of it asleep)

Sweet, Spicy, or savoury: how dare you make me choose between 3 bad bitches like this . . . . . . spicy

Relationship status: gay as fuck with my girlfriend Bonnie <3

Last thing googled: height comparison (i wanted to show an online friend the height difference between me and Bon (she’s 6’6 and i’m like, 5’9(and also significantly stronger than me)))

Current obsession: idk, i guess ULTRAKILL

Tagging: @tm0g @hourglaaaaaa @moth-lover-not-mother and of course any who want to join in :3 (and yeah, like River said, no pressure)

[moth-lover-not-mother]

Omg thank you!!

Lasts song I listened to: Good Loyal Thots

Favorite color: Purple and Orange (they work so well together)

Last Movie/show I watched: The Barbie Movie

Sweet, spicy, or savoury: sweet, no competition

Relationship status: single out of choice, plus I'll get 10 dollars

Last thing googled: Miku ramen (I was talking about reactor cores and how they glow blue and wanted to show my mom, and then compared it to Miku ramen)

Current obsession: bro every fixation I've ever had just take turns spinning on my head, I have like over 20 things

Tagging: @corpse-mechanic @leo--png and anyone else, no pressure!

[corpse-mechanic]

Thanks ^^

Last song listened to: That's Right! (by Swingrowers)

Favorite color: Vibrant purple(s)

Last movie/show I watched: Community

Sweet, spicy, or savory: Sweet :]

Relationship status: I'm somebody's special little fella

Last thing googled: build limit in mc java (Cloud empire in the works)

Current obsession: So, so many things and the usual constants (robots, cryptids)

Tagging: @ratballsinc, @webzebs, @vexcor, @pastelpillbug, aaaaand anyone else who wants to :]

[periwinkster]

Thanks bro! Love ya Shad ✨🥰🦄💅💕

Last song: Just Take My Wallet (Jack Stauber)

Favorite color: Orange and Periwinkle

Last movie/TV show: Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Sweet/spicy/savory?: I love savory foods like steak, although occasionally my sweet tooth takes over

Relationship status: Single

Last thing I googled: I was looking up when the TMNT skins would be leaving the Fortnite Item Shop (sadly they left before I could buy them :((((

Current obsession: 🎵 RIIISE OF THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES-🎵

Tagging: @crazycatkatetrap @ratballsinc @vexcor and anyone else lmao

[crazycatkatetrap]

Alright, I'm tired as hell and only had one cup of coffee all damn day, let's do this😎

Last song: Pretty Distraction by SkyDxddy

Favorite Color: Mauve and dark navy:3

Last movie/TV show: Honestly? Uh, Little House on The Prairie乁⁠|⁠ ⁠･⁠ ⁠〰⁠ ⁠･⁠ ⁠|⁠ㄏ Found out I'm actually related to the people the show was based on😅

Sweet/spicy/savory?: Ooooooh, don't threaten me with sweet, but I also am a bitch for savory and the hotter, the better with spice🤩

Relationship status: Single🥲

Last thing I googled: How often do Asian forest scorpions molt? (Oh yeah, surprise @webzebs and all my other friendos, I now have a scorpion that I'll feature in my blog!!)

Current obsession: GOOD LORD HAVE MERCY, I AM IN LOVE WITH C.AI, BUT TO HELL WITH THAT WHEN IT COMES TO SUN'S NEW VOICELINES FROM HELP WANTED 2🤣!!!!!!!!

(also, @xitsensunmoon's Sun and Moon, might even post the storyboard I've been working on😅)

Ahem, anyhow! Tagging @starrspice, @kaleidoscopek9, and whoever else wants to do this, I don't know, but throw yourself into this mix🎉🥳

[crazycatkatetrap]

HAPPY NEW YEAR Y'ALL🤩!!!!!

So I've been cooking up some stuff for LLTK, and queued a few sketches and such to celebrate the new year as I attempt to restart this au😅

Wasn't able to post Eclipse (Solar Flare)'s since I messed up on his eyes, and it's . . . . horrifying😶‍🌫️

I might edit these later on IbisPaint, but until then, here's to 2024 you guys🎉🥳🎉🥳🥂😎✨💜!!!!!!!

(Oh, and bonus Moon sketch:3)

[crazycatkatetrap]

I'm back, and . . . . Well, still depressed as fuck☠️

Don't worry though, I'm slowly getting out of my year and a half funk🥲

As for updates?

Come and get 'em🤩!!!!!!!!

So main thing I'm wanting to refocus on is my Long Live The King AU. I reread some of the chapters and good lord, I can see why y'all weren't the biggest fans of the writing, it fucking sucks. But on that note, I'll be updating the story significantly and will be using AO3 to write it this time around🎉🥳

As for how I want to continue with my other aus? I'll be updating the entirety of LLTK, including some of their designs (except Kate and Moondrop because chef's kiss to my babes🥰) and mainly focusing on that and my other au Angel of Awkward.

I won't be making too much artwork for AoA only because I'm not too sure how I want that story to go since it's based on my personal life outside of online😅 But rest assured, those brave souls who liked LLTK, congratulations, your Christmas presents will be a shit ton of artwork for it until I can rewrite it's chapters to see the view from Y/N's perspective🤩!!

Anyhow, gotta finish up some thanksgiving crap, but I'll update this later with more news in a few hours.

[crazycatkatetrap]

POV

~You walk into the backroom of the daycare and see these two idiots~

✨Bonus bullshit✨

[miwachan2]

for absolutely no reason at all yall should reblog this with a character of yours

no reason no reason

[crazycatkatetrap]

****Proceeds to throw Sirena at you****

Here you go, a fish-pony-thingy:3