𝓖𝓻𝓾𝓫𝓮𝓻.

"The Queen's "Mad Dog" & proud of it." Multiship| Multiverse| Multihomicide| Selective Canon Divergent Hans Gruber Independent Roleplaying Blog Penned by: Zacc {{Will probably always be Under Construction}} Sideblog follows from: silvcrignis Threads I Owe {x} || Threads I’ve Replied To {x} Search

[silvcrignis]

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So in hindsight I was a little emotionally raw when my initial announcement was posted & while I fully stand by those emotions hence why the

Reblogging from the soURcE? (it doesn’t exist here take my memes & musings, if you do I will give u a cookie maybe):

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New Disco drop. I finally fully cut my ties from this shitty website. Come write with me :’)???

Add the 3 silver haired tsunderes on Wire so they can judge you lol.

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[detonatcrs]

Despite his awful jokes he makes about Germany in the 40s Simon & Hans’ mother Anika was Polish & non practicing Jewish he hates everyone inferior to him in the typical narcissistic way not the goose stepping way.

[rottingnurs3]

I might be obsessive and jealous and overprotective and manipulative and toxic and violent and insane and a borderline stalker but at least

[detonatcrs]

So I’ve always had trouble finding a good singing voice for Hans after he mentioned he had been in choir when he was young & can in fact sing because I’ve always imagined it much higher than his speaking voice but both of the men I considered had… Voices that were actually too high.

I finally found the perfect one, Amanda Somerville the blonde woman leading the refrain she’s perfect, the perfect example of a not so high, higher voice.

[detonatcrs]

“… Because hoes mad… They hate me because they ain’t me, Liam.” -Hans Vulferam Gruber to William Afton

[lettherebemonsters]

Ringmaster strategically put himself in between the two former lovers. He wasn't letting this idiot go near the woman he himself loved, not with the attitude he was having.

Good thing his large gut acted as a shield, so he could keep Hans from actually seeing Keira.

" You're not wanted here, tedesco. Leave before I make you leave."

[detonatcrs]

Hazel eyes ROLLED. Normally clowns scared him shitless but this one… Not only was he in his FUCKING way, he was ugly! Uglies were to be sneered down upon & belittled, not heeded or FEARED.

“Keira. We both know I’ll sear THROUGH him, if need be,” he huffed, his claws starting to glow a ferocious red.

A soft sigh sounded as Keira stepped out from behind Nick. This wasn’t his fight & Hans wouldn’t go anywhere in a pissy mood like this.

“… Good girl.”

“Fuck you, Frankenweenie,” Keira choked out, her spine automatically stiffening as her nose started to flush… Could she really be blamed? Psychotic ex or not the man had a baritone!

Hans debated whether to actually address this LESSER because usually he ignored the unworthy, but he enjoyed being a cunt far too much to pass up the opportunity.

“Half German, idiot. My mother was Polish, du fetter Scheißkerl,” he “corrected”, adjusting his suit cuff while smirking at the reaction his underhanded tactic had drawn from his ex lover.

“It wasn’t all bad… You remember Vegas, right, mein Leibe?”

“…”

[detonatcrs]

@lettherebemonsters finally indulges my German trashbag plot

“… Stay out of this… This is between myself & the mother of my children… God, you’re a downgrade… I don’t know whether to laugh hysterically or be insulted!” the demon scoffed, throwing his suit clad arms up in the air.

“… Keira, did you honestly think merely blocking me would keep me from getting to you?”

“… Wishful thinking on my part,” Keira whispered into Nick’s ear.

“STOP, fucking ignoring me, Black!”

“…”

[publishedloveletters]

mutual obsession is so amazing like fuck i wanna give you bloodstained love letters and be super obsessive over you and then hear you talk about all the really concerning shit you'll do to me <33333

[muutosarchive]

"𝐨𝐡! 𝐧𝐨, 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲. i'm just here with good tidings from the church! -- & before you say no - i'm not here to talk about our lord & savior. just seeing if you wanted anything from this year's bake-sale! all proceeds go back into the community! [...] what's cutco?"

[detonatcrs]

IMMEDIATELY his pale, slightly grey nose wrinkled in a SNEER at the word c h u r c h. Not because he was a DEMON but because his mother had been JEWISH. Non practicing but still.

“Good. I’m Jewish. I would’ve slammed this door in your face. Might still. Depends on what kind of cookies you’re selling,” he lied groused, hazel eyes already rolling.

“… A pyramid scheme. But they sell knives instead of oils or makeup,” he explained, sounding both BORED & mocking.

[disintegreate]

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[dreamed-itself-waking]

[cakevirus]

holy shit i need him so bad someone send the paramedics i’m not okay

[devils-queen]

✞ 666 ✞

[detonatcrs]

Hans Gruber Starter Pack

[detonatcrs]

Spoiler Alert: She pressed “x” to doubt VICARIOUSLY

[detonatcrs]

Hans is not above referencing & joking about certain events from the 1940s. Which is kinda terrible considering his mother was from Poland… & of Jewish heritage though she didn’t practice.

[detonatcrs]

Hans has… Complex emotions on his biological brother, Simon. On one hand fuck that guy… On the other he was very, very upset to come back to life & hear about his passing. He clawed up an entire wing of the Brimstone Palace up before anyone could get out why he was so upset & calm him down.