Deucicorn

Pastiche of bullshit for when your unicorn has two horns. Doughy til' I Die. She/Her.

[deucicorn]

Told my lips look great and I looked like SELENA today

Fuck fuck never topping this compliment I win

[brago-deactivated20180214]

they really went in on each other

[cuttothefeeling]

girl 1: you don’t even have teeth right here

girl 2:

[llililli]

She said “OK henny!”

[deucicorn]

"So I can get silver bullets!?" 😂😂😂

[deucicorn]

Tried to do that flat iron curl trick thing but the YouTube lied, I look like #captainron #self #narcissism

[snugglebearinc]

[deucicorn]

No, sir, we're not a band but you're right, we should be! #myfriendsarecute #babes #inthewild #crue

[deucicorn]

For once, everyone telling me I look tired/sick today was DAMN RIGHT

[thebristolboard]

Original covers by Jaime Hernandez from Love & Rockets #1 (volume 4), published by Fantagraphics, 2016.

[deucicorn]

💖💖💖

[deucicorn]

Shout out to the dude with a port-a-potty on his bike trailer today

In the rain. Against traffic.

Two questions:

How?

Why?

[artfulkindoforder]

petition to start using “suffering sappho” as an interjection irl

[conan-doyles-carnations]

Gosh that’s suddenly making its way into my vocabulary

[deucicorn]

@marenarasauce Sufferin' Sapphotash

[deucicorn]

Death flu and two periods in one month. Who could resist this dynamo of youthful health?

A: Everyone

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[deucicorn]

Just woke up from a dream where I found this coffee shop where it was 99% femmes wanting to find out what I liked and what my plans were and the one dude there tried to jump into the convo to tell me what spots were punk in town and everyone just ignored him lol

So that was a good dream ☺️

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

innocent smol business: I can’t sustain myself unless I underpay employees

me:

[deucicorn]

Fuuuuck I know I know, be glad you're not pregnant, etc... but why I gotta start bleeding like a stuck pig the day after I drink a buncha super dark beer and eat hella Mexican food!?!?

[deucicorn]

Last week, Roseanne and Jackie's mom was my inspiration. This week, it's Drop Dead Fred.

[chodeboy]

customer: hi how are you today

me: 

[theblackestofsuns]

“La Llorona”

Love & Rockets #6 (May 1984)

Jaime Hernandez

Fantagraphics Books