Born to Girl Forced to Blog

[wetchickenbreast]

(pfp by @qjaiden header by @mario-hospital)

Hi my name is Amalia!

I’ve been alive for 23 years and I’ll probably never die I think

Pronouns are she/her

Sorry if you followed me for dsmp/mcyt I don’t usually post about that anymore. My current biggest interest is Miraculous Ladybug

Read my Miraculous fics:

-> Miraculous Boar Island (WIP)

-> The Queerbaiter (WIP)

I have a few sideblogs:

-> @thevampiredesdemona a blog for my sims 4 vampire family

-> @peaheadprincess my mutuals only blog

If you support Dteam or Wilbur, are a terf, or if you feel the need to police the personal identities of others (ex: anti-mspec lesbian, ace exclusionist, etc.) you are not welcome on my blog

I don't heavily monitor my followers ages and this is not an 18+ blog but please keep in mind that I occasionally reblog slightly nsfw stuff. It will be tagged with #suggestive or have the sexual themes content filter on if it is particularly sexual. Non-sexual nudity will be tagged with #artistic nudity. I will never reblog anything that would be considered explicit pornography. It is your responsibility to filter these tags (or unfollow me) if you are uncomfortable with sexual themes

I tag trigger warnings with #[trigger] tw. You can block #weed tag if you are uncomfortable with weed. I don’t tag for words, even if they are slurs

Peace and love on planet amalia 💖

[peskyfirefly]

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[mcytblrconfessions]

I think ranboo should’ve doubled down on the horse abortion thing

[medievaljournalist]

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

[thecactifindahome]

[gloriousmonsters]

when you're feeling full hater mode about a piece of media but you know one of your beloved mutuals enjoys it

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[longseasons]

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

[funnier-as-a-feedist]

[pissvortex]

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

[segamascott]

[genderqueeradrien]

adrien doing a magic trick and making felix and kagami's rings disappear and them all reacting like this is sending me into the stratosphere

[genderqueeradrien]

he must think they have the object permanence skills of toddlers

[wetchickenbreast]

why are stores allergic to making normal/low waisted shorts

[wetchickenbreast]

just got back from yet another shopping trip where there was— you guessed it— NO FUCKING NORMAL/LOW RISE SHORTS

[genderqueeradrien]

many have asked questions such as “what is miraculous ladybug even about” but this has never before been answered. this is because nobody is quite sure. it’s impossible to know

[genderqueeradrien]

does Anybody know. does anybody have any idea

[lamiafemme]

You really start to understand that the “angry black woman” and “mean lesbian” stereotype only exists to shame us for the fact we get reasonably upset about people wanting to horrifically abuse us indiscriminately. Let’s get meaner !

[iicor]

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard