This is a tiny follow-up to Valentine which exists in a world where Seasons 5, 6 and 7 of OUAT never happened (and what a wonderful world that would be).
Gentle reminder that it’s Valentine’s Day in 3 days
I am aware of that fact, thank you.
Trying to be a helpful son here
Thank you. You are most kind, but the reminder is not required.
You don’t always remember
Once, Henry. I forgot once, and your mother knows better than to cast it up to me. Only you are foolish enough to ever mention it.
Come on, you’ve got to admit it’s pretty funny that she tried to ask you out for V day and you never realised it was a date
You’re not too old to be put on a time out.
So, you’ve got Emma a card?
Not just something you think she *should* like, but something she actually wants?
Tell your mother that getting you to ask that for her is underhand.
We’ve had the puppy conversation, and the answer is no.
So, it’s a coincidence that she asked me the same thing not five minutes ago?
She was already texting you as she left the room.
She could have been texting anyone. How do you know it was me?
Exactly. It’s your ten year anniversary and you know she really wants a puppy
Tell her that she’ll get nothing at all if she keeps this up.
I don’t know what you’re talking about
Was she the one who prompted you to remind me about Valentine’s Day in the first place?
You’re a good son, Henry. I love you.
Its not the opera again, is it? Bcos that was like 16hrs long and really dull
The opera was for me, Emma. The weekend in Boston alone when we went to the opera was for you.
If you don’t give Henry his phone back and delete these texts, I will tell our son in lurid detail what I did to you after the opera.
And I will never do any of those things to you again, no matter how prettily you beg.
Just tell her whatever it is, Mom. She’s driving me insane
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